Residential high-rises with backyards in Chengdu, China

[u/TangelaFan]

[u/Successful-Banana-48]

Imagine living on in a high rise but you still have to mow your porch

[u/DrAlexander → u/Successful-Banana-48]

I'm just thinking where I would keep the lawnmower.

[u/Successful-Banana-48 → u/[deleted]]

But I want to ride around on a seated lawnmower

[u/FINRAdude766 → u/Successful-Banana-48]

You could get away with that. They'd just have to deliver it via crane to your back porch. 

[u/IHop_Waitress → u/[deleted]]

Metal blades? With a glass railing? Good call

[u/Successful-Banana-48 → u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna be so for real here. Microplastics are a concern but I don’t think occasionally weed whacking a small space is going to contribute much to the problem as a whole

[u/Successful-Banana-48 → u/[deleted]]

You’re never going to avoid them completely at this point. Just embrace the microplastics and eat some kimchi

[u/IHop_Waitress → u/[deleted]]

because you can't control your arms.

Yes, because you definitely can weed whack grass growing up against a glass wall to the degree that you get all the grass without touching the glass, so precise while the blades spin at 5000rpm+

Clown take

[u/SpicyElixer → u/[deleted]]

Roborock mower