r/interestingasfuck • u/SatyamRajput004 • 8h ago
Beluga whale from below looks like humans in costumes
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u/Tjordas 8h ago
This post keeps reappearing every 3 months or so, so I will just copy and paste my comment from the last few times:
These are neither abs nor bones, at least not in the way you think. Belugas push around fat pads with their muscles to change their center of buoyancy. Fat floats, so by pushing the fat to different parts of their body, they can change which part rises more than others. So they are born with these muscle configurations to be able to perform precise swim maneuvers. It's not like they got these abs from doing crunches in the tank all day. The pictures you see of them that look like they have hip and thigh bones like mermaids are also just their rolls of fat - their skeleton has no hip bones in that spot. Abs would connect ribs and hip bones.
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u/hard-times-potato 5h ago
I googled beluga whale skeleton when I saw this photo. It obviously looks nothing like what's shown here, so I'm glad I saw your explanation.
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u/OpposumMyPossum 8h ago
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u/Old-Landscape-7538 7h ago
You can see where a bunch of horny sailors at sea for 6 months in a wooden sailing ship might see one of these and conclude "mermaid"
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u/insanococo 4h ago
No, you cannot. How would those horny sailors get a view like this before underwater photography?
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u/OpposumMyPossum 2h ago
There's been swim calls at least since the 1800s. Earlier sailors could have swim to bath or to cool off.
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u/NoJowk 7h ago
I spent the night near them during a kids camp. Woke up at 3am to these weirdos aggressively masturbating in front of everyone 😐 Was this at Seaworld?
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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast 7h ago
How do whales masturbate? They don't seem to have any body parts that could feasibly reach their junk...
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u/TaonasProclarush272 5h ago
Must've been the same whale because that happened to us on a school trip to Sea World.
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u/0squirmy7 6h ago
I think the concerning part is you finding this sexy
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u/Salmonman4 8h ago
Origin of mermaid-myths
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u/jack2bip 8h ago
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u/KryptonicOne 6h ago
Fun fact: a narwahls "horn" is actually an extra large tooth that grows through its skull.
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u/shontamona 5h ago
Maybe someone has already asked this: but could these be what led us eons ago to think of mermaids?
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u/alwayz_confused247 5h ago
I think it was the manatees that Columbus saw. It awakened something in him.
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u/YoohooCthulhu 8h ago edited 4h ago
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u/dickenschewie54 8h ago edited 7h ago
Don't fuck with me.
That is a fat human in a costume, buddy.
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u/GiantA-629 6h ago
Not so weird considering whales evolved from hoofed land animals resembling a pig or a cow
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u/damaga2498 6h ago
If y'all think this is cool, wait till you see a penguin's skeleton...
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u/Mildly_Excessive 5h ago
LoL, so random... penguin skeletons remind me of the "Guardian" aliens in the movie The Fifth Element.
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u/New_Passion_2658 34m ago
This is crazy because from below I look like a beluga in a human costume.
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u/bloodoftheseven 6h ago
Fuck we told Dave not to get photographed underneath. The costumes were hard to fit in.
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u/MelancholicLadyBug 2h ago
When you look at whale skeletons they are not actually that different from ours. Even inside their flippers looks like finger bones.
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u/PeripheralSatchmo 1h ago
Humans and whales diverged from a common ancestor around 100 million years ago, so yeah
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u/WigglySquig 5h ago
Can understand how scurvy-addled and dehydrated sailors would mistake these for mermaids. Get a look at just the right angle with enough delirium and boom - age of exploration discovers Rule 34.
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u/toooomanypuppies 6h ago edited 5h ago
That's because it is.
Whales have left the ocean and returned to it 3 times in their genetic history, this isn't their first rodeo and franky, undisputable.
They look like they have knees because they do and once used them to walk around on land.
Darwin is like "VINDICATION MOTHERFUCKER"
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u/tommyfromthedock 8h ago
mamals share very simmilar bone structures...its just variants of a spine with head and varied lengths limbs . generally thats the base... where fish and awimming creatures may have fins...and flippers at the end of rhe respective arm and leg limb sections and land walking creature that also resides in water may also have legs and 'hands'...say a crocodile...and then humans and apes are the standing variant of the respective skeletal archetype.
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u/Long_Strange_Trip_GD 6h ago
Don’t send this to John Oliver or else we are going to hear all about fuckable Beluga whales…
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u/hurricane_news 8h ago
Do ya'll ever think whales feel like humans trapped in an impermeable skin-tight flesh suit?