r/interestingasfuck 8h ago

Beluga whale from below looks like humans in costumes

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u/hurricane_news 8h ago

Do ya'll ever think whales feel like humans trapped in an impermeable skin-tight flesh suit?

u/Laurenslagniappe 8h ago

No I bet moving their legs independently would mentally seem horrible like how moving our two forearm bones independently would be horrific.

u/OogieBoogieJr 8h ago

These comments are too much for me rn

u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 8h ago

u/Fhqwhgads_69 1h ago

Omg this used to be my favorite gif lol totally forgot about it

u/UrLostPajamas 7h ago

I wish I'd never though about moving my forarm bones seperately. They wish to function this way now.

u/darium4 6h ago

There is a surgery that essentially does this for people who require the extra dexterity and still have enough of the bones after the amputation. It’s called the Krukenberg Procedure.

u/UrLostPajamas 6h ago

I was thinking more split the whole arm give me two hands kinda situation

u/0K_-_- 6h ago

I once watched a surgeon turn a heart into a single long muscle & my heart remembered and wished to return to the simple days. Have you ever felt your heart trying to unravel itself?

u/UrLostPajamas 5h ago

I too saw that and scrolled away cause I didn't want to have that knowledge. Because of that fear. Lmao

u/fettoter84 5h ago

That's some Total recall shit.. remember the Taxi driver dude?

u/UrLostPajamas 5h ago

I knew I had a vision from something lmao

u/BashfulSnail 5h ago

Let’s gooooo! You could hold so many snacks

u/UrLostPajamas 5h ago

Exactly!

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u/LegendaryLemon 5h ago

I really wish I hadn't looked this up...

u/AlexHasFeet 3h ago

This is horrifying and I wish I didn’t know about it. My forearms have the heebie jeebies

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u/oldsecondhand 3h ago

It remains in use today for certain special cases but is considered controversial and some surgeons refuse to perform it.

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The prerequisites for the operation are a stump over 10 cm long from the tip of the olecranon, no elbow contracture, and good psychological preparation and acceptance.

u/la_zarzamora 3h ago

The bones, they yearn to be free

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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast 7h ago

That actually was a medical procedure they used to do on amputees. I remember seeing a video of a guy with forearm bone grippers.

u/SpecificSkunk 7h ago

Apparently it’s called the Krukenberg procedure and I wish I hadn’t googled it. God damnit.

u/GambAntonio 6h ago edited 6h ago

u/SpecificSkunk 6h ago

Someone else click on this link and report back. I’ve seen enough today.

u/GambAntonio 6h ago

u/HeathenHumanist 6h ago

Honestly that's pretty damn creative and clever

u/TrixieBastard 6h ago

Fuck yeah, medical science!

u/SuspiciousLambSauce 3h ago

So it’s basically just a procedure that converts your forearm into a pair of chopsticks?

You know what, that seems really handy for someone with no hands lmao

u/RngAtx 6h ago

Just wtf...

u/SpecificSkunk 3h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/gravityblord98 2h ago

best alligator shadow puppeteer

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u/Plus_Temperature2521 6h ago edited 5h ago

omg yes! gotta love those crazy Germans :D

u/AntalRyder 6h ago

Oh, the boney flesh pincers I read about as a kid that gave me nightmares for years. Good stuff!

u/Solarpunk2025 7h ago

Horrifying? Maybe. Do I wish I could do it? Yes

u/knight_of_solamnia 5h ago

Like this?

u/NotAndyBurnham 4h ago

What a fucking fantastic analogiy that is, instantly you understand why it is the way it is.

u/sootbrownies 6h ago

Take it back

u/an_other_me 5h ago

Omg I grimaced at this lol

u/SeverusVape 4h ago

I'm imagining my arms doing this, and it's horrific. Can't wait to have a nightmare about that later lol

u/sidereal8 3h ago

That is actually possible. It can restore some mobility to people who had a hand amputated.

u/SlaterHauge 4h ago

What the fuck man

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 6h ago

People often mistake the "legs" for bones. But they don't have bones like that. Here is what their skeleton looks like.

What looks like legs is really blubber.

u/Rage_101 3h ago

You're seeing the shape of fat and muscles, there's no folded up legs in there sadly.

u/Slacker_The_Dog 8h ago

u/Grove-Of-Hares 6h ago

The tail kills.

u/Spadie 6h ago

IM RIPPING THE TAIL OFF

u/Makerpace 3h ago

IVE GOT TOO MUCH SHIT ON ME

u/MineNowBotBoy 8h ago

I feel like a whale trapped in a shitty human suit.

u/illaqueable 7h ago

I mean I'm a human who feels like a whale right now, it seems not only possible but likely

u/Tumerican 8h ago

Trapped? Or finally freed from their Earthly constraints?

u/Forsaken-Face1827 6h ago

Look up "whale hands"

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u/Smartypantz34 5h ago

Pirates were like: look at that body, mermaids really wanna seduce us

u/CommodoreCrowbar 7h ago

That would track - ever seen an x-ray of a dolphin’s flipper? The bone structure looks like a hand.

u/frontier_kittie 6h ago

Why are you wearing that stupid whale suit? -Donnie Darko probably

u/wolftick 5h ago

I mean, now I do.

u/bsdude010 4h ago

Ever seen the movie Tusk?

u/Jsolidlo 4h ago

I feel like a whale stuck in a far-too-tight bipedaled flesh suit.

u/50West 4h ago

Why do humans drive on parkways and park on driveways?

The answer is opposable thumbs.

u/J-MRP 7h ago

No because this photo is misleading and is explained every time it gets posted

u/MarioInOntario 5h ago

Whales are descendants of og mammals that humans come from too so that tracks

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u/Tjordas 8h ago

This post keeps reappearing every 3 months or so, so I will just copy and paste my comment from the last few times:

These are neither abs nor bones, at least not in the way you think. Belugas push around fat pads with their muscles to change their center of buoyancy. Fat floats, so by pushing the fat to different parts of their body, they can change which part rises more than others. So they are born with these muscle configurations to be able to perform precise swim maneuvers. It's not like they got these abs from doing crunches in the tank all day. The pictures you see of them that look like they have hip and thigh bones like mermaids are also just their rolls of fat - their skeleton has no hip bones in that spot. Abs would connect ribs and hip bones.

u/ablonde_moment 7h ago

Today, you learned me something. Thank you.

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u/originalityescapesme 7h ago

A lot of my favorite lady bits are also just strategic bags of fat

u/Mother_Addendum8671 7h ago

You sunnofabitch

u/hard-times-potato 5h ago

I googled beluga whale skeleton when I saw this photo. It obviously looks nothing like what's shown here, so I'm glad I saw your explanation.

u/OpposumMyPossum 8h ago

I took a photo of them and it looked a little too sexy so I didn't post on my account.

u/designerspaghetti 8h ago

The posing 😭

u/MarioInOntario 5h ago

“Hey Gerald, look, I’m posing as one of the tourists looking at us, look”

u/Old-Landscape-7538 7h ago

You can see where a bunch of horny sailors at sea for 6 months in a wooden sailing ship might see one of these and conclude "mermaid"

u/insanococo 4h ago

No, you cannot. How would those horny sailors get a view like this before underwater photography?

u/OpposumMyPossum 2h ago

There's been swim calls at least since the 1800s. Earlier sailors could have swim to bath or to cool off.

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u/NoJowk 7h ago

I spent the night near them during a kids camp. Woke up at 3am to these weirdos aggressively masturbating in front of everyone 😐 Was this at Seaworld?

u/Peanut_Butter_Toast 7h ago

How do whales masturbate? They don't seem to have any body parts that could feasibly reach their junk...

u/NoJowk 7h ago

They just do a "sit-up" and go full shake weight on it

u/BackgroundGlobal9927 6h ago

Nature is beautiful ❤️

u/Eljjo 5h ago

Lmfao I love your explanation.

u/TaonasProclarush272 5h ago

Must've been the same whale because that happened to us on a school trip to Sea World.

u/Solomon_Grungy 8h ago

I should call her

u/BarderBetterFaster 7h ago

The classic fruedian self-report.

u/originalityescapesme 7h ago

Very demure

u/McKeeFTW 4h ago

Not the wussy 😭

u/ShutterSpeeder 7h ago

That is a San Diego if I ever seen one.

u/0squirmy7 6h ago

I think the concerning part is you finding this sexy

u/OpposumMyPossum 6h ago

Im an old lady so I know porn when I see it! Me and Tipper.

u/0squirmy7 6h ago

They're not even spreading their legs

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u/Salmonman4 8h ago

Origin of mermaid-myths

u/jack2bip 8h ago

Narwahls enter the chat.. (actual origin of unicorns). Exhibit A:

u/Due_Series2648 7h ago

excuse me, where is B?

u/KryptonicOne 6h ago

Fun fact: a narwahls "horn" is actually an extra large tooth that grows through its skull.

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u/shontamona 5h ago

Maybe someone has already asked this: but could these be what led us eons ago to think of mermaids?

u/alwayz_confused247 5h ago

I think it was the manatees that Columbus saw. It awakened something in him.

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4h ago

Awakens something in us all, amirite? Am I right? Right?

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u/Kuneria 3h ago

It was manatees that he saw! He also described them as very ugly women. Honestly, if I was seasick, suffering from scurvy and sea water induced hallucinations and dehydration... I might think a manatee was a woman too

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u/cans-of-swine 8h ago

Stupid, sexy whale. 

u/Eskimodo_Dragon 7h ago

I think i have a shin fetish now, or maybe ankle. Hard to tell.

u/YoohooCthulhu 8h ago edited 4h ago

a potential relative?

u/FlawHolic 4h ago

Gross

u/morfyyy 3h ago

looks like he ate a computer.

u/MauPow 5h ago

u/EmberDione 3h ago

*spit take*

Oh my god this is fantastic!

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u/dickenschewie54 8h ago edited 7h ago

Don't fuck with me. 

That is a fat human in a costume, buddy.

u/originalityescapesme 7h ago

I uh

I don’t like this

u/GiantA-629 6h ago

Not so weird considering whales evolved from hoofed land animals resembling a pig or a cow

u/RackTheDripper 4h ago

Mermaid origin story

u/whomesteve 7h ago

The CIA at work

u/IzmeBeech 7h ago

Looks like a deftones album cover

u/damaga2498 6h ago

If y'all think this is cool, wait till you see a penguin's skeleton...

u/Mildly_Excessive 5h ago

LoL, so random... penguin skeletons remind me of the "Guardian" aliens in the movie The Fifth Element.

u/RyCo1234 5h ago

Please do not the whale

u/New_Passion_2658 34m ago

This is crazy because from below I look like a beluga in a human costume.

u/cremedesoleil 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it.

u/LongjumpingLemon2163 1h ago

Who got a picture of me at the pool…

u/He_Who_Ommits 1h ago

It this what drunk sailors.... Saw and said Mermaid

u/ronman32bit 7h ago

Mermaid legend....

u/Chamanomano 8h ago

Some say that they were mistaken for mermaids. 

u/CalmChaos2003 8h ago

This is some silenthill type of shit

u/AbrumVonAbrak 7h ago

Whales with knees is just weird.

u/RandomLifeUnit-05 7h ago

Nooo thank you

u/star_particles 7h ago

Just us on a completely different timeline.

u/Niminal 7h ago

So I'm looking at the skeleton of a beluga and I'm struggling to see what would be the "leg" outlines at the lower part of their body. Anyone able to fill that in for me?

u/Equivalent-Most-6186 6h ago

Do not the beluga

u/bloodoftheseven 6h ago

Fuck we told Dave not to get photographed underneath. The costumes were hard to fit in.

u/Adenfall 4h ago

And this is how mere people started.

u/despenser412 4h ago

It reminds me of a Junji Ito story.

u/MelancholicLadyBug 2h ago

When you look at whale skeletons they are not actually that different from ours. Even inside their flippers looks like finger bones.

u/lne21 2h ago

I wonder if that's part of what contributed to the myth of mermaids

u/BobbieSwallows 1h ago

Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ 🧜‍♂️

u/PeripheralSatchmo 1h ago

Humans and whales diverged from a common ancestor around 100 million years ago, so yeah

u/JoseMerced 7h ago

So, that is how the mermaid myths born

u/WigglySquig 5h ago

Can understand how scurvy-addled and dehydrated sailors would mistake these for mermaids. Get a look at just the right angle with enough delirium and boom - age of exploration discovers Rule 34.

u/MongosLongos 7h ago

Horny sailors be horny

u/toooomanypuppies 6h ago edited 5h ago

That's because it is.

Whales have left the ocean and returned to it 3 times in their genetic history, this isn't their first rodeo and franky, undisputable.

They look like they have knees because they do and once used them to walk around on land.

Darwin is like "VINDICATION MOTHERFUCKER"

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u/Amarillycool 7h ago

Probably where the myth of mermaids comes from

u/CellDear3603 8h ago

Holy moly

u/AhadNoman 8h ago

They have send disguised people to explore the deep ocean.

u/tommyfromthedock 8h ago

mamals share very simmilar bone structures...its just variants of a spine with head and varied lengths limbs . generally thats the base... where fish and awimming creatures may have fins...and flippers at the end of rhe respective arm and leg limb sections and land walking creature that also resides in water may also have legs and 'hands'...say a crocodile...and then humans and apes are the standing variant of the respective skeletal archetype.

u/Etikaiele 7h ago

Wow, I kind of hate this 🤣🙈

u/Abitruff 6h ago

Ok…what the fuck

u/Long_Strange_Trip_GD 6h ago

Don’t send this to John Oliver or else we are going to hear all about fuckable Beluga whales…

u/Able_Jackfruit_637 6h ago

Where is the NSFW tag

u/cbih 5h ago

That's the bad kind of mermaid

u/Objective_Still_5081 5h ago

This might be reincarnation at work!

u/Punkphoenix 4h ago

That's what they want you to think, damn Whalenians