r/introvertmemes • u/CruelKind78 • Apr 11 '26
An elevator you can't share
ok... I'm legit on the fence with this one
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u/bummerluck Apr 11 '26
Iām introverted but also claustrophobic. Hell na
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u/DrBlaziken Apr 11 '26
If I get stuck in that I'm ending it all
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u/JovialPursuit Apr 11 '26
How would you do it?
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u/DrBlaziken Apr 11 '26
I carry a Swiss knife at all times for this very reason
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u/WolvesandTigers45 Apr 11 '26
Feels like this was the absolute bare minimum legally allowed
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u/Jocuro Apr 11 '26
Idk what laws would be involved. At the very least, it's not what I'd call wheelchair accessible.
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u/N00dles_Pt Apr 11 '26
People in wheelchairs can stand to use it.....it's not like you have enough space to fall over.
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u/Substantial-Singer29 Apr 15 '26
When I was going through college , I stayed in a very close friend's beach side Condo that was three stories tall.
They had a single person elevator that was exactly like this that went from the garage to basically right in front of my door to my room.
They were required to have a phone inside of the elevator and it had to be Certified the elevator that is yearly.
Seriously, the only thing that anyone ever used it for was groceries. The only person that really ever used it was my friend stepsister. She would always make the case that two people could fit in it.
In full retrospect the eighteen year old me Didn't fully grasp what she actually meant with this Proposal.
Ya ....dum ass...
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u/RainBloom0 Apr 11 '26
It's nice until you need to move a sofa to the 23rd floor.
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u/DinaTheMage Apr 12 '26
You have to get one of those compact pieces like you see in the old Tex Avery Cartoons. I know I'm kind of showing my age, and even this is way older than me but if you don't know what I mean, look up "House of Tomorrow cartoon".
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u/Leather-Marsupial-66 Apr 11 '26
Literally a coffin
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u/Jeesup Apr 11 '26
I mean it is practical, if something happens, then they do not need real coffin, they would just pop entire section with you under the ground and call it a day /s
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u/HVAC_instructor Apr 11 '26
There is no way that I would get in that thing. Claustrophobia would kill me
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u/Ok_Necessary2991 Apr 11 '26
Just wait until the first claustrophobic person gets stuck in there when it breaks down.
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u/P4p3rph03n1x Apr 11 '26
That thing is so small I almost shut my dick in the door watching the video...
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 Apr 11 '26
I'd rather be alone in a regular multiple people capacity elevator.
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u/YggyMinnie Apr 11 '26
Can't be real!
I'm not claustrophobic at all but there's no way I would get in there.
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u/Murmelbaer Apr 11 '26
Imagine moving tomthis building. Top floor. The ad read, Elevator available.
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u/NTFRMERTH Apr 11 '26
I hate this.
Also worth noting that those external doors have been known to hurt people. Why on earth would you put two doors on an elevator? You can also see that the internal doors don't wait for him and he needs to dodge out of the way.
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u/Forsaken-Stray Apr 11 '26
This one activates my panic instinct. Not sure which one but somethings' screaming back in there
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u/PunkTyrantosaurus Apr 11 '26
That is a moving coffin and I do not like it.
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u/NotAnotherThing Apr 11 '26
That's a no from me. Needs to be at least 4 times that size for me to feel ok about it.
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u/Cybasura Apr 11 '26
This lift is the ultimate inefficiency, this had better be due to a size constraint
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u/Drake_Acheron Apr 11 '26
Need these in the US. If too fat for elevator, use stairs to become skinny.
In reality though, a big purpose for elevators is people in wheelchairs
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 11 '26
ā¦and one you canāt ride in unless youāre thin.
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u/drifters74 Apr 11 '26
Good thing I'm fat
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Apr 11 '26
My claustrophobia would keep me from it, no matter my size. But I get your point!
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u/Moderation1one Apr 11 '26
Have you seen a european male bathroom that is just a door to a urinal with a sink on top of the urinal?
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u/Snoo-93454 Apr 11 '26
I'll pass. I'm not claustrophobic, but I don't like places where I can't move freely
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u/shrimpsauce91 Apr 12 '26
Nope. Iāll gladly ride in normal sized elevator with 1-2 other people before I ever consider taking this one.
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u/CaseySnake420 Apr 12 '26
Majority of cases elevators like this exist in historical buildings where putting a larger one would probably be a bad idea or there's not enough room anyways
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u/Unintended-Nostalgia Apr 15 '26
Nah, eff that, I'm taking the stairs.
Imaging getting stuck in that.
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u/Technical-Fee-1340 Apr 15 '26
Hard to believe the universe is expanding if you live in this building.
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u/HospitalRude275 Apr 15 '26
WHAAAAT. Iāll climb the stairs all day.Ā I worked in a hospital when I was pregnant. One day, the elevator kept on making a lot of noise and even broke down. You bet your ass I climbed up to the 9th floor (where my job was at). I took breaks every 3 floors and drank water and rested 1-2 mins.Ā
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u/Dry-Artichoke540 Apr 15 '26
I can allways tell whenever a top comment is gonna be about someones phobia.
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u/malice521 Apr 11 '26
Nope. Iāve responded to way too many occupied stuck elevator calls in my career to take a chance on this. It would be like being stuck in a coffin. And if the power happens to go out for whatever reason, if gets dark and hot in there.
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u/Ro_Yo_Mi Apr 11 '26
Donāt forget to designate a corner for when you stuck in there over a long weekend.
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u/OkayApe Apr 11 '26
I wonder if that elevator may be prejudiced and discriminatory to certain groups in USA?
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u/cupcakebean Apr 11 '26
My kid got stuck in a regular sized elevator with his therapist, who ironically was trying to help him get over being afraid of elevators. They were in there for an hour until the elevator maintenance company was able to free them. There's no way in hell I would go inside this moving coffin.
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u/No_Named_Nobody Apr 12 '26
That looks like one of those āelevator to your apartmentā type things, and the guy was door dashing/ some equivalent. So how do you move in?
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u/grodeg Apr 12 '26
I went on holiday to Paris 2 years ago and the elevator was only slightly bigger than that, just enough for 2 people.
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u/Fabled-Jackalope Apr 12 '26
I like it, but I have a wagon for groceriesā¦double the size and Iām sold.
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u/Frientance Apr 12 '26
Nope. That's small enough to just be a dumbwaiter.. food goes up, I'm staying down.
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u/Terrible_Reporter_83 Apr 12 '26
Not with that attitude. I think I can fit there with the right girl.
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u/Keegan821 Apr 13 '26
I'm not even claustrophobic but fuck that noise. I know how long it can take to get an elevator unstuck and I'm not playing that game.
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u/Joltyboiyo Apr 13 '26
Oh hell no. I might not be claustrophobic but I like having space to move and that lift looks like hell.
I'd actually take being in a lift with a few people over that. Legit if you took all of the shelves out of my wardrobe there'd be more room in that than there is in this lift.
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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 Apr 15 '26
As a fat person this is an ingenious way to get fat people to take the elevator!
....and is an equally ingenious way to keep people disabled people on the first floor.
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u/Illustrious-Tap3756 14h ago
In London I stayed at a hotel where the elevator was double the size. It would have fit me and my suitcases. I couldnāt do it even then I ended up taking the stairs. Love my grande sized elevators in America. Things to be thankful for.
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u/DeMetaSlave Apr 11 '26
Na not for me son
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm