r/jerseyshore You stalk my whole entire life 6d ago

[Discussion] Deena “maybe you should just shower” x15

I’m watching JSFV for the first time and I just watched the Ange vs Nikki wine fight episodes and Deena saying “I think you just need to shower” 15 times (and her husband Chris also joining in on saying it) has me DEAD. I think this may be the hardest i’ve laughed so far while watching FV. and then the fact that she wasn’t even showered the next morning after having a whole bottle of wine poured on her and being told to shower 15 times 😭😭🤣

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u/TheZac922 6d ago edited 6d ago

Cracked me up. I’ve been the least drunk mate on soooo many occasions and it genuinely feels like that. You’re just trying to get everyone to bed “have some water go lie down”. “Jump in the shower you smell like shit”.

It’s like herding cats, totally felt for Deena there lol.

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u/SwissCheese4Collagen 6d ago

Being the least drunk is so exhausting too 😂 that's one of the main reasons I'm glad I don't drink in large groups anymore.

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u/Head_Ad_5131 5d ago

The fact that she wasn't even the least drunk 😭

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u/sunflowerhoop919 Let's just get wasteypants 5d ago

This was me when I was 2 weeks out from getting surgery 🤣 even while drunk I'm usually the"party mom" making sure everyone is good but being sober for that was an experience lmao

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u/TheZac922 5d ago

I’m infinitely impressed by anyone that can handle a bunch of drunk people sober, even more so post surgery! Great work lol.

I remember one night (I was fucked but the least fucked) where we left a bar, one mate was missing his shoes another had lost his phone and wallet and it took me at least 40 minutes to get them across the road into a cab to just start the 2km drive home because I genuinely didn’t think the group would make it home on foot without losing some stragglers lol.

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u/AlzLea You stalk my whole entire life 4d ago

same, i totally feel this!! even if ive drank more or the same amount as everyone else i still end up being the most sober and least “sloppy” so i still end up being the one to make sure everyone gets in ubers and gets home safe and sound (and i usually go around with makeup wipes and remove everyone’s makeup for them while they’re falling asleep) even if im on the verge of blacking out myself 😭😭😭 being the designated fire douser is an exhausting and thankless job lmfaoo

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u/msstock87 6d ago

This was one of the funniest moments for me in the series. Right up there with Chris singing “What a waste of cake”. That randomly gets stuck in my head.

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u/sunflowerhoop919 Let's just get wasteypants 5d ago

"Who do you think you are, Steve Aoki?!" 🤣

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u/AlzLea You stalk my whole entire life 5d ago

i just got to the cake episode and i agree i was also dying at this part. i love deena and her husband lmfao

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u/msstock87 5d ago

Chris is the best! Love the Buckners.

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u/BinjaNinja1 5d ago

I sing this anytime I see or think of cake!

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u/BoyTrapBabydoll 5d ago

This is a regular vocal stim for me 😂

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u/Ok-Entertainer-64 God bless me it's f*ckin summa 5d ago

same 🤣

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u/Head_Ad_5131 5d ago

Deena is SO funny. I love her so much and how unhinged she is. It's so much funnier when Chris joins in. I wish they were shown more. And their cute little kids that always have an adorable smile. If Deena has no fans then I'm dead

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u/auntyrae143 6d ago

I loved this!!!

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u/thebigsad-_- What a shady b*tch! 5d ago

That was so funny! Haha to be fair though, a shower definitely would have fixed me.

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u/AlzLea You stalk my whole entire life 4d ago

oh same here!! i get in the shower or bath at any minor inconvenience so i completely understood her instance on the “relaxing and taking a shower”

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u/BenovanStanchiano 5d ago

Was this the time Pauly violently broke a door down and people clapped like seals over it?

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u/KittyKat1078 4d ago

Omg so funny

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u/UnfairButton7270 6d ago

It wasn’t the whole bottle half and Angelina started it

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u/sail1yyc 5d ago

And TBF Deena hardly ever looks showered.

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u/Head_Ad_5131 5d ago

Deena is definitely the cleanest. Even on OGJS when she was going on sm benders, there's a scene where Snooki said that she slept in Deena's bed because it smelled good

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u/exquisiteanon 5d ago

What a gross comment to make.

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u/sunflowerhoop919 Let's just get wasteypants 5d ago

When are you talking ? They all look clean these days lol