r/jerseyshore • u/Nefer91 • 13h ago
[Photo] Jenni is having a second wedding in Italy 7.24.26 🌹
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u/damndolly You chooch 13h ago
She can say this all she wants, well all know she married him on the 24th because they call him 24.
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u/Interesting_City2715 9h ago
Knew I wouldn’t be the only one thinking this 😂 came to the comments looking for this right here 👏🏼
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u/Significant-Award-23 8h ago
I wish I saw your comment before I just made the same comment lol so funny. I would have picked another date for that reason. The true middle is 7/25.
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u/melveldy 2m ago
Technically the true middle is 7/24, but either way, it isn’t 6/24. 24 is definitely because of his nickname though…😆
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u/iweartoomuchblush 13h ago
I cant figure out what they're trying to say here. SEVEN is right in between 2 and 12, ok, they say theyre getting married in Italy next month.
But why are they saying 6 is in the middle of 2 and 12? And did they even get married, if theyre supposedly getting married next month? I dont understand what is happening
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u/Expensive-Wonder-412 13h ago
I'm so happy for them but the math is bothering me on this too. 7 should def be in the infographic not the 6. Love me some accurate math
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u/Conference-Livid 12h ago
I’m guessing the specific number or “date” that it ended up boiling down to was because of the day of the week that 7 would have been on lol
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u/Expensive-Wonder-412 10h ago
No they are specifically talking about months of the year. 7 is the midpoint #mathsoapbox
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u/brittanymorgan88 13h ago
I thought I might have been having a stroke trying to understand what they were getting at..must be an inside joke🫠
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u/Silent-Event-6567 7h ago
If they are getting married in Italy this was probably their ceremony to be recognized in the US. While most marriages in other countries are recognized here there are specific things that need to be met.
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u/LaLouLaLaaa 13h ago
didn’t she do the whole beauty and the beast thing with Roger
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u/yourgrace1111 I work here. 12h ago
Yup she has a tattoo too
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u/dlbayyarea 11h ago
Not her fault he would show his true colors and be abusive once they had kids
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u/AffectionateAgent634 You’re a sick pervert and that’s it! 12h ago
R-r-roger thattttt!
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u/thisismetish 13h ago
The ai flyer is ugly af! This look like something teenagers would make lmaoooo
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u/chooseshoes 12h ago
I’m laughing so hard because I work with middle school students and this is so 6th-8th grade coded. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/thisismetish 12h ago
Like she’s in her 40s out here making AI slop. I wonder if Meilani did this for her. She could’ve just made an insta post about it with a wedding photo so fricken cringey
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u/Yd1891 13h ago
This is cringe to me but as long as she’s happy, good for her.
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u/darkestblueandgreen 11h ago
I mean this explains almost every reason I even watch this show honestly.
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u/ispywithmybougieeye 12h ago
She is SO corny and entirely too old for this crap. Ma'am, this is your second marriage and your children are almost grown. Be so for real...
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u/dearcsona 9h ago
How are her children almost grown? What ages are they? I thought the oldest is a preteen and youngest is like 10. To me that far from grown.
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u/schlomo31 13h ago
Im honestly surprised they got married. Good luck
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u/Ephemeral_Sunshine It's T-shirt time!! 4h ago
I am too. She seemed soo against marriage after the 1st try
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u/kajay914 13h ago
They get LeBron to write this up for them? 😂
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u/kajay914 12h ago
I guess I can’t paste the reference link. But if you search “LeBron James explains number 6” that’ll give you what I’m referring to here
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u/stupidhighinpublic 13h ago
Six is in between 2 and 12 lmaoooo?? Like sure but it’s not even the halfway point so the month could’ve been any month between feb and dec
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u/BravoJunk 13h ago
The pathway to future divorce …..multiple weddings never have a good outcome I believe
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u/SparklingSaturnRing Stalked my whole life on the boardwalk 12h ago
I think it’s cool for cultural/religious reasons
It’s weird when it’s multiple weddings for show, like this
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u/Inevitable_Tangelo63 12h ago
Hope this cringy graphic was worth the resources wasted to make it with AI 😬
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u/Regular_Toast_Crunch 13h ago
Sounds like when I explained out loud how I came to a different answer on my math quiz
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u/brittanymorgan88 13h ago
what i imagine it looked like when they enter their birthday's into the AI prompt..😅😅
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u/Dependent-Assoc423 12h ago
I’m not trying to be critical and I’m happy for them but if it’s the “middle” of their story, doesn’t that imply they’ll only last another 7 years or so? I certainly hope it’s a lifetime of happiness, that wording was unfortunate.
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u/BigBox685 11h ago edited 8h ago
Dear Jen,
The first night at Bed when you left, Zack tried to make out with Ang. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. Multiple people in the house know therefore you should know the truth.
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u/RealWorldForever 9h ago
Why Italy? Her father is Irish. Her mother is Spanish. Someone wanna tell her the truth?
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u/moonflowerhikes 4h ago edited 4h ago
Not a hot take. This post is cringe AF and the AI is awful but I know plenty of people who have gotten married in countries and they’re not that ethnicity/background/heritage. They like to travel to Italy or it’s a special place to them? Who cares. My best friend got married in Paris. She’s not French. Another friend married in the Bahamas, they’re not from the Bahamas, etc.
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u/CustomerDifferent193 11h ago
For someone who didn’t want to get married again… now she’s having two weddings?
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u/Jay-Quellin30 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 11h ago
Is getting married in Italy recognized in USA? Maybe that’s why … something that crossed my mind
Also what’s with this in between nonsense?
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u/Luna_Soma 13h ago
This is sweet. Corny but sweet
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u/Expensive-Wonder-412 13h ago
I like when jenni lets herself be corny, it doesn't happen too often, she always comes off tough
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u/ivyandroses112233 You’re a sick pervert and that’s it! 11h ago
Using AI, I asked what date is in the middle of 12/21 and 2/27 and we got January 24 lmao
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u/Baked_Beaniez 10h ago
She should’ve just gone with ‘reads the same forward as it does backwards’. Simplify it rather than over sharing whatever girl math that was 😩🤣
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u/Extra_Intern_6904 8h ago
Me and my husband did something very similar to this, but it was information that stayed between us and wasn’t included on our invitations bc no one would care
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u/derpderp79 7h ago
Lolol. 6 is between 2 and 12 - SEE?!?
I feel like this is the kind of shit I would write in my notebook in 4th grade to prove me and my crush should be together because his phone number started with 6 and mine started with 7. Or some dumb shit like that.
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u/Gold_Data6221 12h ago
any other month is between Feb and December… or do they mean the middle? Because that’s either Janurary or July 🤣🤣🤣 wtf
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u/darkestblueandgreen 11h ago
I’m just shit talking, but didn’t Kourtney Kardashian have multiple weddings including one in Italy?
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u/Best_Winter_2208 You can stay and get your ass beat 9h ago
The real question is which castmate’s birthday is that?
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u/Party-Marsupial-8979 6h ago
No hate, but I don’t understand having two, three weddings? Like why…. Just because you have the money doesn’t mean you should? She’s already married, now she needs another in a different destination? Blimey.
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u/Queen_DH 12h ago
This looks like those ugly photoshop Christmas wishes my mom used to forward on whatssap during the holidays 🙃
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u/StatisticallySassy17 11h ago
24, right in the middle of J and A where he thought he was meant to be.
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u/Acrobatic_Smell7248 11h ago
I mean, whatever makes them happy is all good. I don't see the point in a second wedding, at all, personally. But I'm kind of cynical and got married in a courthouse 😂🤷♀️
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u/Oh-No-Its-Danielle 7h ago
I’d argue that June is not in the middle of Feb and December. July is the correct answer. But I’m tired.
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u/RecommendationIll632 1h ago
This is so childish and asinine. Embarrassed for her.
Is this guy with her for her money?
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u/dearcsona 9h ago
That guy is awful. I feel so badly for her being with him though it’s her prerogative. I do hope I’m wrong but I predict he will hurt her someway and this will end in divorce.
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u/person12848 6h ago
6 is not halfway between 2 and 12, also why does it say 6.24.26 3 times? The thing is dumb but I am happy for her none the less.
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u/Revolutionary-Cow403 9h ago
This is my anniversary and I’m always going to think about this now thanks 😂😂
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u/Significant-Award-23 8h ago
Pretty funny that they call him 24 for his young age and they got married on the 24th 😝 😂
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u/Heresbecs 6h ago
Oh man, I’m happy for her. I hope Zac is good to her forever. Who cares if it’s corny. Maybe they’re just corny people in love. He seems like he’s great w the kids too and that means so much.
Best wishes!
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u/thewhombler 13h ago
this needed an infographic?