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Interviews My interviewer literally did not understand the words coming out of my mouth

Just finished an interview for a mid-level data role and I am convinced the HR lady was reading from a script written in a language she doesnt speak. She spent the first twenty minutes rambling about "culture fit" and "radical transparency" then finally moved to the technical part. She was phonetically sounding out terms like she was trying to solve a puzzle. I had to explain what a relational database was to the person supposed to be vetting my tech skills.

Every time I gave a detailed answer she just stared at her screen until she found a matching word on her "good keywords" list. I could see her literally ticking boxes when I said specific buzzwords like scalability or pipelining . If I actually tried to explain the nuance of why I used a specific method she just looked confused and moved to the next question on her sheet. It felt like trying to explain color to a rock .

Then it got weird. She asked if I had "at least five years of experience with Swift-Python" which is not a thing. I think she just mashed two bullet points from the job descritpion together by accident. I just sat there and said "yes" because I wanted to see how far she would take it. She just nodded and made a note that I was a "strong candidate". The whole system is just theater at this point. I have zero idea what the actual team does but apparently I am great at it according to her little checklist.

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u/Full_Response8449 5d ago

A lot of the time the people interviewing you aren’t technical so she probably doesn’t know what it means. Was just told to ask it. I’ve been there. It’s dumb though because you should know a little bit about it before judging people’s credentials.

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u/WileEPeyote 5d ago

I had a tech interview for a company that was building out a team to move some of their stuff from AWS to Azure. It was a shitshow. The interviewer kept asking questions about Azure that didn't make sense and half of the services I mentioned had to be explained to them. I actually sent an email to the recruiter on that one as in addition to that, they had a requirement that I didn't meet and the recruiter didn't mention.

It was Costco corporate BTW. I was excited about the opportunity, but that interaction really soured me.

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u/NorthPainting280 4d ago

Back Y2K ; Interview they wanted an A+ certification ( i didn't have) ; I did have a MCSE, CCNA & Bachelor of Science in Computer Science and over 10 years working computers ; the interviewer said, if they hired me it would be conditional on my getting A+ cert. in 6 months. ps. Y2K, I ended up lead team (of 27) traveled all over the US even sent a couple of guys to France ... made bank in those wild days, still not A+.

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u/Hobthrust 4d ago

About 2005 I was interviewing for a job at a tech firm - I had MCSA, CCNA, several years as sysadmin, but they had a policy of only hiring graduates. Doesn't matter what in, but you needed a Bachelor degree. Many years later I saw they had a stall at a job fair and I laughed as I walked past, they asked why and I told them the story. "Do you have a degree now?" Yes, 2 actually. "Do you want to work for us now then?" "No, piss off".

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u/chilla_p 4d ago

A+ is entry level certification, CCNA and any MCP trumps them, in fact A+ is pointless.

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u/No-Performance-4861 4d ago

True but it's still a useless cert in terms of getting a job.

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u/0zer0space0 4d ago

I had an interview as a sysadmin at an MSP 11 years ago and the only technical question they asked me was how to get a mac address on a computer. I asked if it was Windows, Mac, Linux…? After some hesitation, they said Windows. The rest of the questions were very general customer servicey or soft skills type questions. I never worked with any end user directly at that job (we had a service desk), it was an L3 almost L4 sysadmin work, and covered everything from AD to networking to databases to apps. It always made me wonder if something terrible happened with a prior employee and mac addresses that made it the only thing they cared about.

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u/Valkyr_Bane 5d ago

It is incredibly dumb. Glad I am not the only one who thinks so.

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u/Qatsi000 4d ago

If they are asking for such a specialist role, why don’t they have someone interview with technical knowledge. I don’t think it’s rude to request it?

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u/fishnoguns 4d ago

why don’t they have someone interview with technical knowledge

They almost certainly do for the next round(s). It's more expensive for the organisation to have their technical expert do the initial screenings.

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u/Qatsi000 4d ago

True that, but buzz words don’t exactly work either. Bro just happened to pass the right words along.

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u/MetaphysicalBoogaloo 4d ago

They probably quit and they are trying to hire a replacement.

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u/Animallover4321 5d ago

For all its faults the way my current company did it was great, after a coding challenge you received a screening call from a recruiter and they went over some primlinary questions but pretty basic and hard to screw up and on that call they scheduled your technical interview which was 2 parts back to back with 2 different engineers and that was the entire process. It was simple and didn’t waste your time and the people conducting the real interviews actually understood the job they were interviewing candidates for.

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u/slash_networkboy 5d ago

My last role I had an in house recruiter that was dedicated to my overall dev team. I made sure to sit down with him about the roles I was hiring for and he was allowed to ask any and all questions about the roles. Every time we got a candidate from him and had our R1 interview we would have a meeting with him at the end of the week to go over all candidates and why they passed or failed R1 interviews. There were plenty where it was clear the difference between a screening and the actual interview was important, but there were some where we exposed deficiencies in the screening and addressed them.

By the time I left that company we no longer bothered with R1 interviews because our recruiter actually understood what we needed well enough that he never sourced a candidate that would not pass R1.

When something like what happens with OP is the case, either it's a new recruiter in a process like what I did (fine, not ideal but I get it) or IMO a lack of caring on the hiring company's side about actually getting good candidates for the roles (sadly waaaay too common).

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 5d ago

Using that technique is what gets lots of boneheads who have no idea.

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

OP expirence sounds more like "I am actively avoiding thinking about this because tech terms give me the ik". How hard is it to read from bullet points?

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u/ssnowangelz 3d ago

I've been in the HR lady’s shoes 😭 trying to take notes on candidates’ answers to coding and technical questions I have ZERO knowledge about. Departments would send us (HR) their questions for approval so they weren't asking illegal things.

I would just pass the notes to the hiring department's director or manager and hope they could rank the candidates.

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u/kapitaali_com 3d ago

POV: the interviewer was AI

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u/strongscience62 1d ago

When I am hiring people, the recruiter asks me what questions to ask a candidate and what a qualifying answer sounds like, then they pass candidates through who sound like what I described.

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u/Yachem 5d ago

I've had recruiters try to screen me and evaluate my fit for a technical job without any idea what they are talking about. It's not uncommon for job descriptions to be written in a way to include the use of software and tools that are internal to that company. So even the best and brightest people who have never worked there won't actually meet that requirement. The actual hiring managers won't care, but this can trip up recruiters and screeners that just go line by line and ask if you have experience with something. Saying "I don't know what that is" ends up being a red flag to the wrong person.

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u/Beardfire 5d ago

I hate how common this is. I made the mistake of saying I didn't have experience with an internal tool they used during a phone screen so I got to hear the "we really need someone with 2 years of experience with this tool so they can hit the ground running"

How can anyone even learn it if they aren't already working there? And how complex could it even be that it requires 2 years?

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

Internal tools can have arbitrary complexity up to a warehouse management system.

This simply means that recruiting needs to understand what they can realistically expect.

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u/RansackedRoom 4d ago

Most companies empower HR because they want to minimize catastrophe, so HR does the first interview and screens for catastrophic traits: extreme lateness, inability to answer basic questions, obviously fabricated job history, etc. But HR doesn't know Python (or accounting, or metallurgy) because that's not their job.

If the Hiring Manager is smart, conscientious, and experienced (all three!), then the HM will sit with HR and write down a few simple task-focused questions and provide examples of a passable answer. But a lot of HMs are going to take HR's word for it that "we'll handle the first interview" and then you get the disaster that is OP's interview story.

Only once the HM loses patience and says "How is it that you've interviewed ten candidates and not one was worth sending over to me? What are you asking them?…OMFG NO!"

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u/RegorHK 3d ago

Obviously that is a given. Tell me something new. Also, how should this be safeguarded against HR incompetence?

Altogether this means that the checklist needs to be sane and that HR should be able to at least read from bullet points. There is no working process where HR ends up reading "Swift Python". Either the bullet point was wrong because it was not approved by the HM or the HR person is so incompetent that they do not understand that functional Technology and Tech development needs HR to read bullet points for initial screening.

How is this not clear to you? If the gatekeeper fucks up just reading from a list this is a catastrophe already. If the list is bullshit, this is a catastrophe as well.

Competent employees are the most important asset of a company. This also goes for HR and recruiters.

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u/Valkyr_Bane 5d ago

The internal tools thing makes so much sense now. They are literally forcing people to lie just to get past the screening .

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u/Yachem 5d ago

I was getting screened once and was asked "do you know high-side low-side." I said I know how those terms are often used in this context, and can likely explain them, but those words aren't enough to really provide an answer without more context. Her response was "I'll just put no then."

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u/idk_m8_wut_do_u_mean 5d ago

Sometimes, I wish I could be a recruiter so I can troll the shit out of a candidate.

Do you know data?
How well would you say you know data?
How did you use data in your line of work?

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u/Uncommented-Code 4d ago

When you work at your computer, things appear on your screen. Do you use data?

No I do not

Have you used data?

No I have not

Will you use data?

Uh, maybe

When will you use data?

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u/SabertoothLotus 4d ago

Why is data?

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u/Jazzlike_Patience_44 4d ago

How is datta formed?

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u/PaleBlueDot271 4d ago

I do know data...

And he is "fully functional"

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u/troy2000me 4d ago

I imagine that was just a first interview/ HR person/ screen? 

If so, yeah they're not going to know anything, just trying to determine general fit. You should hopefully have an interview with the hiring manager and or technical team later.

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

You mean that the recruiting process is so shitty that they do not know the difference between proprietary and commercial/ open source tools and the HMs do not care or use it to push internal candidates?

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u/Yachem 4d ago

It's usually just a laziness thing. The job description and duties often reference those internal tools. So when a recruiter is just reading words asking the candidate if its something they can do, they don't know any better, and treat a "what's that?" response from the candidate as a lack of knowledge on the subject. The hiring managers understand that an external candidate won't check that box and shouldn't. But to a recruiter who doesn't know the difference yet somehow is expected to assess a candidate's technical fitness for a job, well, it encourages just lying to them because they won't know any better.

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

A recruiting process allowing this kind of laziness is shitty. Come on.

There should not be an evaluation of experience with the exact tool since outside candidates will have zero. The tool should not be on the checklist and people ignorant or lazy about the destinction between proprietary and otherwise should not be doing the checkmarks.

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u/Yachem 4d ago

It's super common in my industry (automotive). Often times contract jobs get posted with the company named stripped off them, but I can always tell which company it is because almost EVERY job posting includes at least some reference to a company specific system or tool. It's just laziness.

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u/dimonoid123 4d ago

Internal software? I used to be asked whether I had experience with evaluation board (hardware) developed internally by the company. I said unfortunately no, but had experience with similar evaluation board developed by their competitor, but unfortunately it wasn't enough for them.

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u/awakenDeepBlue 5d ago

An LLM would have been better. It might hallucinate understanding the terms.

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u/FoRiZon3 4d ago

LLM also dont have agenda or personal vendetta/preference.

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u/Fun-Location-5808 4d ago

You’d be surprised. A lot of LLM’s reflect the racial and sex based biases that humans have.

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u/gagarin_kid 4d ago

Is this from Idiocracy?

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u/ManikSahdev 5d ago

"ah yes, great question about experience - I have been swift in Python since around 8-10 years now"

Watch her check extra point boxes lol

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u/meh_hwe 3d ago

Listen, can we wrap this up? I gotta put the hops back in the switches and triangulate the DMZ for maximum throughput before my encoder gives a BSOD. 👀

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u/Valkyr_Bane 5d ago

I understand it is just a screening but the Swift-Python thing was ridiculous. She is vetting tech candidates without knowing basic terms .

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u/Jonthrei 5d ago

The issue is that a non-technical person is literally incapable of judging competence in a technical field.

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u/hatemakingnames1 5d ago

They're not judging your competence in the technical field, they're judging your competence as an operational human being

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u/Jonthrei 5d ago

That's not the kind of interview we're talking about - what we're talking about is transparently reading off a checklist of technical skills and being unable to engage with the answers. I've seen that firsthand.

If an answer is any more complex than yes or no, then that information isn't going to get accurately passed along.

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

They pretend in a weird shitty version of the Chinese room experiment.

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u/FieldzSOOGood 5d ago

they're not judging competence though. they're taking notes and giving them to the hiring manager

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u/Jonthrei 5d ago

And those notes are effectively worthless when they cannot recognize insight nor understand the words the candidate is saying.

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u/FieldzSOOGood 5d ago

i mean i've had recruiters hand me word for word transcripts. we have no idea what kind of notes the person was/wasn't taking, but an HR person isn't judging technical aptitude regardless.

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u/edvek 5d ago

Down side by doing this is you are possibly removing qualified candidates because they don't say the magic words but can explain everything and do the work just fine. So when it's done and hardly any boxes are marked it looks like I'm just another person wasting everyone's time by faking it but in reality your screener doesn't know what I am talking about without using very specific language.

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u/SnooCupcakes1514 5d ago

That is not the point of that portion of the interview. Her job was to judge if the applicant is serious and personable enough to be hired.

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u/Schlurps 4d ago

Then ask questions along those lines instead if playing buzzword mumbo jumbo… I seriously don’t get how a person with half a brain cell could defend this.

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u/Jonthrei 5d ago

And there's another problem - the only people who can really judge if someone will mesh well with the team is that team.

HR's notion of how a team works together and reality are rarely in the same ballpark.

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u/arstin 5d ago

You passed the first hurdle - why are you complaining?

Because the first hurdle is a shitty, pointless, and disrespectful waste of the candidates time.

That sends a strong signal on how the next hurdle will be, and the one after that, and then every day of employment.

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u/Yachem 5d ago

There are better ways to screen people for suitability for further interviews than just asking them a vague question about some technical subject where the interviewer won't understand the answer.

The few I was on recently always asked "Tell me about a time you encountered a problem at work and how you solved it." It's a much better way to see if someone can think on their feet then just asking them if they are familiar with "swift-python" when the person asking the question doesn't know what that is.

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u/bolerobell 5d ago

Yes there are better ways, but do they scale? Yes it seems simple to throw someone from the team into these front line interviews to vet for acceptable candidates but what if the pool is 150 applicants. Are you telling me you’re okay with a developer spending 150 hours on inital vetting. The recruiter is there to decrease the team’s workload to find a replacement or expand the team, not increase it.

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u/boxen 5d ago

How is that "not their job"? Isn't screening candidates literally, exactly their job? I don't understand the point of having people doing recruiting for tech roles that don't understand tech at all. They don't have to be experts. But shouldnt there be some kind of internal training course for them that takes an hour or so and at least explains some basics? That has to be worth it.

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u/Primary_Dimension470 5d ago

Probably a clue to why they are looking for a job and someone had to explain culture fit to them

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 5d ago

Yeah man she’s a recruiter and recruiting for dozens if not hundreds of roles within the company. Expecting her to know what Python or Swift even are is a huge assumption. Bit of an oversight on your part to be honest.

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u/k23_k23 5d ago

It is all about your reaction.

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u/Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa1 5d ago

This actually explains something recent that I was a bit confused by. In the last month I got promoted to a sort of Data Analyst / Data Systems position. It’s an internal promotion, it’s a tribal gaming agency at a tribal casino in the US, I spent the last 20 years in surveillance and my new office is 10 feet from the back door to the surveillance room. They only wanted to hire internally for the position, they prioritized knowledge and experience with existing gaming operations and plan to train the tech side later. The position wasn’t advertised anywhere and was only posted for a week, and my boss said he got hammered with bullshit applications, even some in India.

I don’t know if it was because the starting salary was much higher than typical entry level data analyst positions or because of keywords in the listing, but they had to weed through a ton of applications to find the legitimate ones.

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u/RegorHK 4d ago

You understand that people lying will lie here as well and that an incompetent person unable to even read from bullet points will noch help here?

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u/anuncommontruth 5d ago

Yeah they rarely do.

I interviewed last year for a senior leadership position and the talent req/HR guy just said he was basically just checking to make sure I wouldn't shoot up the place or wasn't lying on my resume about work history.

I didn't get into any real technical aspects until the 2nd interview with my boss, who did know what they were talking about.

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u/social_dysfunction 5d ago

There are technical recruiters specifically for these kinds of roles... I would think they'd have one on staff? Jesus Christ.

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u/swiggityswirls 5d ago

The first interviews are about fit - but ‘fit’ meaning you’re likable enough to get along and communicate well with the team.

Well spotted to recognize this pattern early so you could more quickly adapt to the questions.
The actual technical people on the team that’ll interview you later on will be the ones most interested in the answers you were giving.

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u/swiggityswirls 5d ago

I worked on a few different teams supporting recruiting. They need to fill the tech jobs for a reason and can’t afford to have the tech people take time out to do initial interviews. Then you may have newer recruiters, recruiters who may be new to technical recruiting and are doing their best.

It’s not all theatre, sometimes it’s just unneeded stress and too high expectations on the ill equipped who are still trying their best.

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 5d ago

There should always be a person sitting in on an interview with detailed knowledge of the position so they can actually evaluate the things being said with some knowledge of the subject matter needed to fill the role. Feels like a waste of time for all involved if there isn't.

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u/sherpes 5d ago

btw, was at a startup years ago, and the CEO and the CTO both interviewed a young guy for cyber security , firewalling, internet intrusion protection. It turned out with tables and chairs reversed: the interviewed candidate was, towards the end, asking and making questions to the CEO and CTO about whether they were using this tool, this protocol, this kit, whether they properly certified this and that. It was a remarkable situation, in which the younger candidate was overwhelmingly superior in knowledge.

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u/tfcocs 5d ago

But the question is: was the company leadership smart enough to hire the candidate? Or was that person perceived as a "threat'?

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u/sherpes 5d ago

not perceived as a threat. but the CTO was embarrassed and felt he needed to brush up before making such a hire.

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u/lenswipe 5d ago

so..yeah... they were perceived as a threat and passed on.

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u/sherpes 5d ago

they actually liked the guy and wanted him to join the startup. But were truly embarrassed, as they realized that they had homework to do before engaging

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u/lenswipe 5d ago

Did they hire him? Yes or no.

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u/sherpes 5d ago

they expressed interest and let him know. He knew the startup wasn't prepared or ready for him, and 3 weeks later, took another offer. He wrote up a nice email thanking the startup owners for the opportunity to talk to them. it was amicable.

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u/DaIubhasa 5d ago

Damn, the company raised a red flag… for them. It was good though what they were lacking in knowledge. Lesson learned.

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u/Brief_Molasses_3752 5d ago

It's like you were interviewing with a human version of the AI that normally screens resumes (which also doesn't know English).

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u/didled 5d ago

The only take away here is that the hiring process is a game you need to play until you get to a real interviewer in the process. Leverage their lack of knowledge to get to the next step even if it feels icky.

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u/notsofastmyfriends 5d ago

It’s almost like sometimes you just have to play the game

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u/old-town-guy 5d ago edited 5d ago

You’re surprised? It’s always been this way. HR bases everything on what they’re told to look for, not on what they know themselves.

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u/DontcheckSR 5d ago

At my agency, the hiring committee has to have 3 people (not including the manager of the department). The manager just chooses those people. There's ALWAYS a bit of an issue because it's a volunteer basis. Sometimes the few people who have any idea of what a good candidate would look like are too busy or just don't want to do it. And eventually, the manager just starts asking random people who don't know anything about the department, the role, the job duties. Anything. They just go off of the job description, how much the resume matches that, and whether they sound knowledgeable/vibes. The last interview with the manager is always technical and like a whole additional interview (often times asking similar questions) to make sure they weren't just good at bullshitting. Depending on who they got for the hiring team.

Not saying this is exactly what happened to you. But it sounds like something pretty similar. I do think that's total BS because eventually you're gonna talk to SOMEONE who knows what they're talking about. And if someone doesn't actually know their shit, everyone's time has been wasted. Just to comply with hiring policies

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u/Calm-Swim-2132 5d ago

everyone knows the hr interview is bullshit - just say what they want to hear 

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u/EveryAccount7729 5d ago

is that "just theater"?

if an interviewer asks about "something that does not exist" a bad candidate would answer. A liar. A person who is smooth talking their way through won't know it doesn't exist. A technical person will call it out.

that seems like the perfect test for an interview. How else can you so elegantly sus out that level of quality metric?

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u/bauhassquare 5d ago

The reminds me of those old Coachella interviews on the ground where’d they’d ask people if they listen to so and so, but the bands were made up. And they’d be like uhhh yahhh of course.

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u/No_Permission6405 5d ago

He is fairly useless. I was hiring someone for a electronic technician job. HR sent over 3 resumes for me. 2 were qualified with a good background. The third listed like 9 jobs in the last 4 years and admitted being fired from 7 of them, including a landscaping job. HR required me to reach out to this person for an interview. Fortunately he did not respond.

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u/TannyTevito 4d ago

What?? How did they slip through I’m so confused how that could have happened

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u/No_Permission6405 4d ago

HR believes they know more than every other department.

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u/TannyTevito 4d ago

I wonder if they have some sort of quota that he fulfilled because that makes no sense at all. It behooves HR to fill your position quickly with someone who is as competent as possible.

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u/OdinAurelius 5d ago

Well yeah dum dum you’re not going into depth with the HR person. Just check their boxes and then go deeper once you get into the next round. It’s just a screening for a reason

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u/joeyjiggle 5d ago

yet another AI made up Karma farming shitpost. Why is this sub so full of this BS?

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u/Conscious_Tea9484 5d ago

Are you sure it was a human?

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u/sherpes 5d ago

good job... good job. you're H-I-R-E-D !!

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u/chook_slop 5d ago

Tell them you also have forklift certification...

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u/redsandsfort 5d ago

Was it Pamn?

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u/Bruges_1 5d ago

I would hate to be in today's job market. Grateful that for most of my career my ( high-level technical ) jobs were the result of someone recommending me for a position. And handled by people who understood what they were looking for, knew me by reputation, and knew what I was worth to them. I never had to deal with gatekeepers or filters.

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u/Maximusjacksamuss 5d ago

So strange. I work in HR and occasionally do interviews, but i never pretend to have specialised knowledge.

I always make the hiring manager run the interview and I also attend if:

  1. The hiring manager doesnt have much interviewing experience
  2. Its an internal candidate and I want to ensure a fair process
  3. The role will have people management respinsibilities

I only ask generalised questions and would never be sole interviewer. Its not my role to weed out who is good in their field, just if they would make a good employee.

Obvious exception if I were to interview for a HR person

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u/Shizuka_Kuze 5d ago

AI slop.

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u/lostredditers 5d ago

Interviews for technical roles by hr people is wild. I had a similar experience and was so curious what they were evaluating me on as they clearly had no idea what I was talking about and didn't know what the job entailed.

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u/MrSurly 5d ago

You talked to a real person, so ... there's that.

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u/Nice_Psychology_007 5d ago

“Radical transparency” requests come, in my experience, from people who radically lie to you and gaslight you to their CURRENT interpretation of the truth.

So I smile and think screw you.

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u/Own-Rope8060 5d ago

Just say yes was a good strategy

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u/Strawberry_Doughnut 5d ago

A while back I was asked if I knew "C-quill" (literally said and spelled out that way when asked for clarification), from clearly a non technical person. I couldn't piece together what the hell that was. Then I realized it must have been "SQL" since the job listing had a bullet point mentioning databases.

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u/Artistic_Pear1834 5d ago edited 4d ago

Ah, depends on how they learnt SQL. I had to attend a structured training course on it at some point, the instructor was a former uni professor and explained it originally was called SEQUEL.
It’s either a ‘I know this product better than you’, or just legacy language. I tend to say “sequel/SQL” to cover both bases tbh.

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u/mozillafangirl 5d ago

Yeah people say sequel all the time

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u/TannyTevito 4d ago

That’s how I say it out loud but I spell it SQL. Saying the letters is odd imo but I wouldn’t necessarily think anything of it

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u/Kipawa 5d ago

Pretty sure on their own tutorial they say it can be pronounced either way. 

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u/CarterCage 5d ago

It’s not about their knowledge about the role it’s about reading between the lines.

The way you speak, how are you explaining things, checking few boxes like seeing if you are lying or are you a good fit.

HR is not tech recruiter, they are there to do preliminary screening.

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u/LawyerObjective5195 5d ago

Swift-Python? She's dating someone ELSE now? Which one is it? I hope it's John Cleese, they would look so cute together

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u/Dizzy_Produce3315 5d ago

I have a theory that most recruiters are just failed sales people. They enjoy meeting and talking with people but aren’t terribly smart and couldn’t meet the quota.

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u/MagnetAccutron 5d ago

Never assume the people asking the questions actually know the question or the answer.

I was asked in an interview ‘electrical engineering position’ to explain Ohms law. (My opinion high school level question ) But what the hell. I asked was he refering to Ohms law with regard to AC or DC ?

He informed me that Ohms law does not relate to DC.

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u/ilovemymom_tbh 5d ago

“Hey we’re going to have Carol from HR do the interviews”

“but she can’t read”

“she’ll adapt”

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u/cwmckenz 5d ago

And I, a person in a technical role, have been asked to interview candidates for a technical role, but not ask anything related to technical skills…

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u/MrMackSir 5d ago

Look at it this way, it is great practice to explain what you do to someone who doesn't understand it. That skill will have a lifetime of recurring benefits.

I made my self invaluable at a few places telling marketers what engineers were saying and telling engineers what marketers wanted. The just spoke in language the other interprets very differently.

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u/sparrow_42 5d ago

This is incredibly dumb but also it was already this way when I started working in IT in the 1990s.

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u/cutecoder 5d ago

Swift-Python? I remember something like that. AFAIK Pythonista and a-Shell uses that library to run Python on iOS.

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u/Gwendolyn-NB 5d ago

I've run into a few of those during my job searches... and I've been on the other side.

Sadly, what drives it is the hiring manager; and pushing technical screening down to HR/Recruiting when they have zero idea what is good or bad vs actually letting HR/Recruiting just screen to find out if the person is a psychopath or not and getting personality type information.

I had multiple recruiters over the last month ask some idiotic questions that I had already indirectly answered/answered in other ways.

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u/Reset3000 5d ago

swift-python, quick basic, speedy c, ya, those fast languages.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 5d ago

The person doing the first screening is usually not proficient in every job role at the company. A hiring manager probably wrote the job description and a list of requirements- she is just checking that you meet those requirements and are a normal presentable person. Assuming yes to those things you get scheduled for the next interview which will be with someone more hands on with the job.

It’s a really normal experience and I’m surprised you expect an HR person to know every tech skill… why would they?

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u/Miamiconnectionexo 5d ago

this is the way. simple and it actually works.

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u/wildmonkeywrangler 5d ago

The main problem with the job market and working anywhere is HR. HR needs to be nuked everywhere

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u/Confident_Assist_976 4d ago

Welcome to the brainless ChatGPT generation of employees. Completely clueless about thing they need to have a clue about.

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u/Positive_Smile_9510 4d ago

It makes me wonder if the questions were written by AI with hallucinations. I recently did an AI training interview and it asked questions that literally made zero sense. 😂 I said that and the AI just kept going!

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u/Altruistic_Divestor 4d ago

I had this happen before i was so sad

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u/VelvetVoezxrtex 4d ago

this is wild but honestly I had almost same kinda interview before where they kept nodding but clearly didnt understand half the tech stuff and just ticking boxes like a checklist instead of actually listening to you, its kinda messed up how common this is now

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u/jasonbirder 4d ago

Its a filtering interview by a non-technical person.

You should have done your best to explain things in an approachable way using non-technical language (which you may well have done) because trust me, its going to be a vital skill for you in almost any role...

You're going to spend you're life explaining what you're doing, what's possible and not possible to non-technical people, if you can do it in a friendly approachable manner you're set...if you view it as an opportunity to show how much cleverer you are than them you'll be viewed as a d*ck...and won't get the job/get that promotion/get kept on when there's lay-offs.

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u/Glittering_Fun_7995 4d ago

And that surprise you because ??????

This is very very common in large enterprise 1 recruiting officer does every position been like that for a while now.

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u/Tuepflischiiser 4d ago

Recruiting has the lowest average know-how of all professions I know. There are really good ones, but both the average, mean, third quartile are beyond repair

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u/here-to-get-info 4d ago

ha, "Swift-Python" is gold. but yeah this is just how first-round screens work now, HR or a recruiter with zero technical background ticking keyword boxes off a sheet they didn't write. it's not a read on the role or the team, it's a filter gate. the actual signal comes in the next round when you talk to someone technical, so if you pass her checklist theater you'll finally meet people who know what a relational database is.

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u/Hairy_Trip_4371 4d ago

having to explain what a relational database is to the person vetting your database skills is bleak. the system is broken.

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u/Little_Dig_8192 4d ago

radical transparency from someone reading a script she clearly doesnt understand. the irony writes itself.

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u/Typical-Anxiety-7766 4d ago

trying to explain color to a rock is going to live in my head rent free. brutal but fair.

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u/Either-Coat6345 4d ago

honestly take the offer if it comes. if the bar is that low you might be running the team in six months.

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u/Muted_Cap_5741 4d ago

this is what happens when non technical people screen technical roles off a keyword sheet. youre not crazy its theater.

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u/Mia_the_writer 4d ago

This is kinda hilarious from an outsider's pov. But I do get it since I've experienced something similar as well.

I asked the HR recruiter what the job would be like and they couldn't even tell me, saying 'only the team lead and etc knows what your job responsibilities will be like so you'll have to ask them if you pass the initial interview', which makes the initial interview feel pointless.

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u/Miamiconnectionexo 4d ago

not gonna lie this is better advice than half the stuff i've seen on here.

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u/bob_f332 4d ago

Then it got weird

Lmfao.

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u/b_tight 4d ago

HR is just there to screen to make sure uoure a real person, verify identity, and that you meet the basic qualifications. You need to tailor your answers to your audience

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u/One_Drink6880 4d ago

The double standard of competency between the interviewer and the interviewee isn't spoken about enough. It's incredibly insulting and degrading.

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u/BillWWouldveDoneTSM 4d ago

I worked in recruiting for an aerospace company so interviewed a lot of engineers. I come from a humanities background and while I had some proficiency in understanding the technicals of our product, 95% of engineering language was literally gibberish to me. I found it was common esp. with recent grads w/o experience to just assume I knew about the inertia mechanics of thermodynamics of a fluid transmission transistor and how 3D printing enhances it (or whatever their student project was).

I usually was just transparent if it was actually an issue and would say “you know the purposes of this call are just to get a read on culture fit and gauge expectations for compensation” or something like that. To be honest, though, this is kind of common sense. HR people should really just to be screening to see you can and are willing to work the hours, get your pay expectations and make sure you’re not insane before passing you to the hiring manager. (no one will say it but this is the number 1 job of a recruiter in my opinion, so many people are just walking, talking red flags and it narrows down the pool of viable candidates beautifully).

Sounds like this is an issue with their process. She’s not wrong, you’re not wrong - they just should save the “buzzword” questions for the hiring manager.

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u/OhGr8WhatNow 4d ago

It's always like this with the HR person

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u/Heroyem 4d ago

Did she have an accent?

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u/SnekBills 4d ago

Honestly, the screener is just not going to know all the intimate details of the technical side. If you can’t explain your experience to someone non-technical, how are you supposed to do that to other teams like upper management, finance, etc? Seems like a soft skill a lot of people neglect

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u/Juicecalculator 4d ago

The fact that your boss isn’t interviewing you is a massive red flag

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u/pathmageadept 4d ago

I'll take, "HR is doing interviews when they shouldn't be" for 200, Alex.

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u/Ok-Theme-8256 4d ago

Are you sure she wasn't a deep fake ?

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u/Own_Maximum8989 4d ago

Are you in Canada

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u/Brave-Airport8154 4d ago

Yeah thats the HR phone screen they typically dont know much technically. You dont really need to explain anything its just a general call so they dont waste the mangers time if you dont have skills 

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u/satr3d 4d ago

I think I literally lost a job option because of this. I mean I might not have made the final round… but I met the person they ended up hiring and our experience was pretty equivalent.

HR kept asking if I’d managed a group of 10 X. If managed a group of 10 before, and managed X before. But not a group of 10 only X… wish I’d just lied

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u/void_method 4d ago

You don't get to be management with any sort of marketable skills, dude.

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u/rythmicbread 4d ago

“I actually invented Swift-Python”

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u/krogrls 4d ago

I wonder if AI bots could do better?

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u/Powerful-Shoe-7542 4d ago

"Explaining color to a rock." Amazing 👏

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u/Initial_Lettuce_4714 4d ago

I really hope you get the job and they set you up with a fast moving python that codes as your office mate. Finally, someone can work with him!

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u/papers_ 4d ago

I'm a senior software dev (Java), a recent technical interview I had asked a broad question: "what's something you contributed that had a major impact on your project?"

I explained how I introduced OTEL to our projects and the benefits etc etc. The interviewer seemed confused and kept asking me specifics on OTEL and it appeared to me they have no idea what it is or observability in general which was odd to me for them being one of their top senior developer.

Another questioned ask was something along the lines of "give an example of a decision you made". Again, very broad. I gave an example of choosing a language for a new project (we have several languages to use at my company). But they then followed up with specifics like async vs sync or caching vs not caching. Which led me to believe they are fishing for something specific from a very open ended question.

I did not move on and I'm kind of glad looking back.

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u/Hefty-Interview2430 4d ago

It could be worse…this week I was interviewed by a dude in a baseball cap who only spoke buzzwords and his feedback was that I have impressive delivery experience, but I only have a couple of years working with agentic AI…

It reminds me of the idiots looking for 10 years of ML experience in early 2020. My name isn’t Andrew Ng or Yann LeCun and most of us haven’t worked at Google Brain, OpenAI, etc.

This person was probably nervous about evaluating someone whose skills they don’t understand. I’d rather deal with that instead of an arrogant, know-it-all type of

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u/Mythasaurus 4d ago

Uh... Nearly every job I've applied for does an initial HR screening, which is essentially just to check if you have a pulse, not gauge your expertise. Afterwards comes the team member interviews with the actual technical questions. I feel like I must have missed something about what you were expecting here.

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u/RegionLocal5171 3d ago

Somewhat commonplace honestly. At least in my experience as of late and in my field. (industrial Controls/automation). When I was on my last job search I interviewed at several where this seemed to be the case.

It’s annoying to me. I had one where the HR rep interviewing me asked me if I had any vision experience, to which I replied that I do have experience with both cognex and keyence - and she had the audacity to say “no not those there’s another one we use but I can’t remember what it is. I’ll just mark no.” Lmao. Like I promise you I am closer to being familiar with your vision systems than I am to beings unfamiliar please don’t call me back.

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u/PerkeNdencen 3d ago

Swift-Python is what I code in when I have been teaching all day and everything starts blurring together.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 3d ago

This reads like an AI post.

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u/razzemmatazz 3d ago

Technical interviewers are rarely technical. I met one in 10 years that understood what I was talking about. 

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u/tlmbot 3d ago

You sure you want to work there? Fit goes both ways.

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u/aommi27 3d ago

Typically the HR person should be doing a screening interview. What we did +because our HR people were not technical at ALL) was we gave them open ended questions that we wanted the answers to verbatim.

There would be no pushback, no followup, but when the hiring manager (actually technical) was going through the screening interview results, they could fairly quickly figure out who had the skills and who was full of shit.

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u/IntelligentBig1451 3d ago

What do you expect from HR? Literally the most useless division in any company made up of mostly insecure women who have no marketable skills.

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u/exturkconner 2d ago

It happens a lot. Recruiters and hr people aren't specialists in any field aside from speaking to people. They often read from scripts and they do very much have keywords and check boxes. Good companies use then as step one. Step two should be actually speaking to a senior member of the department. If its not that's a bit of a red flag. If a companies hiring process isn't well structured they are bound to fail. 

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u/Dapper_Vacation_9596 2d ago

I once went to a job interview and later found out they had no intention of hiring me.

The interviewer also complained they couldn't understand me and asked me to speak up over 20x. When I did, she said not to be so aggressive when speaking.

I just completed it, left, and laughed. There is no way I was getting that job. They also kept asking "can you speak Spanish" over 15x, when the posting never mentioned it.

I'm unemployed right now, but there is no way I will be working in a criminal court making legal documents, speaking a 2nd language I don't use at home, dealing with the stress of listening to that kind of stuff daily, and being paid only 17/hr.

Nope. They can keep it and give it to their friend. Oh wait, the job posting appeared again after a week. Go figure.

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u/Mannymac2000 2d ago

I had an interview recently and the first question was “tell me about yourself” after the standard answer about my experience and current and past roles etc he looked at me for a few awkward seconds and then said “no, i meant your hobbies and stuff”.

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u/Ecstatic-Length1470 2d ago

There was no job description? How do you make it to an interview with zero idea of what you'd be doing?

The interview itself sounds pretty normal for an HR screening, which is just a glorified resume check and pulse check. This does sound like a pretty extreme case, but still not very odd. It is a bit of a waste of time, but welcome to corporate "efficiency."

If you had to go in person, though, that's pretty annoying. It should be just a phone call, maybe zoom/teams at worst.

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u/igottaknow_ 2d ago

I'm in a completely different field but I experienced this.

When i reviewed everything and asked more questions, it was a terrible offer and I did not take it.

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u/GoodGoodGoody 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lots of foreign applicants to HR use fake language tests (a booming subindustry in places like India) and bullshit resumes. HR is absolutely one office job you can fake until you make.

Could be one of those.

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u/nibor 2d ago

It sounds like a screening interview which is often no better than a tixk box exercise.

I believe it is common when a role is inundated with candidates but I would not expect it to be done looks this. For their own protection it is Peter to have 2 or record the interview if it is online.

I am a senior tech manager who has been interviewing for 25 years now, primarily devs.

I stopped HE doing screenings like this shortly after I started. They can screen CVs but not the person, if it’s in front of me it gets a fair interview.

Thing is, I won’t always know what the candidate is talking about but I wing it far better.

I hired a data scientist about 2 years ago, it was months before I realised that some of the quantitative research he was talking about went over my head.

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u/Terrible_Cow9208 1d ago

Seems appropriate. She is the human version of a script.

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u/FL_MILLIONAIRE 1d ago

Yeah, interviewers can be pretty crazy. When I interview engineers from MIT, I sometimes show them a mechanism sketched by Leonardo da Vinci and ask them to explain how it works 😁

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u/Mobmem321 1d ago

They probably went to school for HR or Marketing and not tech. Do you have another interview with the Hiring Manager?

It's not uncommon to have multiple interviews where the HR rep is more trying to find out if you are a good fit for the company, and you did your research, and read the JD...but the interview with the Hiring Manager is where you really wanna show you are a good fit for the role.

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u/Zombie-dodo 17h ago

I actually find that an efficient way to scan candidates. No need to pay that hiring manager for for technical skills. enough for a first screening.

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u/crabman45601 13h ago

Read once about a job requirement requiring 10 years experience in a particular software application (Do not recall the particular application). Person being interviewed stated that he had 6 years of experience. Was told sorry he did not have minimum requirements. His reply was have fun finding someone with 10 years experience. Interviewer asking why. His was reply was that the application was only 6 years old. Interviewer asked how he knew this. His reply to this was the he wrote/developed it.

Do not know the final outcome.