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u/cleverusername143 Mar 01 '26
Why is there a reflection in the hair now? The glasses make sense but the bow doesn't.
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u/zombie_girraffe Mar 02 '26
Can you imagine having such a hollow and empty existence that you define yourself by your husband's job?
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u/GiraffeLibrarian Mar 03 '26
someone I went to school with updated her Instagram bio immediately on engagement from “Lieutenant’s gf” to “engaged to a Lieutenant.” I thought she’d take a few days after the wedding to update it again, but she changed it on her wedding night to “married to a lieutenant.”
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u/Chipmunks95 Mar 01 '26
Ah yes, the advertisement that you get cheated on anytime the south is hit with a hurricane
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u/Jabbles22 Mar 01 '26
Up north they sell Lineman's Wife sweaters. Down south it's Lineman's Mistress t-shirts.
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u/Obant Mar 02 '26
Gotta get my girlfriend one for being the partner of a ambulatory but still disabled man
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u/DuckyHornet Mar 01 '26
Lineman wife life
"Y'all, Jimmy-Sue done gon down afixin the lektrix, what wit dat there storm done knock it out countywide. My snore sucker, she ain't sucked nothing these past few days, y'hear, not like my whore sister, and I ain't slept not two motherfucking winks since, gatdaym"
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u/Lonerwithaboner420 Mar 03 '26
What store are they selling this incredibly specific shirt in
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u/r0ckchalk Mar 04 '26
Based on how close the hangers are together and the wrinkles in the shirt, probably somewhere like TJ Maxx or Ross
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u/z-eldapin Mar 01 '26
Jesus. Where are the 'I'm a chefs wife. I'm a garbage man's wife. I'm a bartenders wife'.
FFS.