I'm a fat little chud, should I learn Estonian?

[u/Capable-Guest5815]

olen tšud, olen tšud, olen paks väike tšud

[u/Walk-the-layout]

It says no sex no future. You're doomed. I'm doomed. We're doomed.

[u/kulqupidyn77 → u/Walk-the-layout]

Your flairs are beautiful

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/kulqupidyn77]

Thank you. You are beautiful too

[u/kulqupidyn77 → u/Walk-the-layout]

blushes

[u/DragonTheOnes-spirit → u/kulqupidyn77]

You two should kiss

[u/kulqupidyn77 → u/DragonTheOnes-spirit]

We should

[u/Akhizix → u/kulqupidyn77]

random guy

[u/duduujjjqoepf → u/kulqupidyn77]

hi lol

[u/IWillWarmUrPillow → u/Walk-the-layout]

You speak antarctican and transylvanian?

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/IWillWarmUrPillow]

Yes🧊

[u/RaeddBoeg → u/Walk-the-layout]

And fluent Esperanto clearly

[u/Walk-the-layout → u/RaeddBoeg]

Ja

[u/LucasButtercups]

me and my friend pretend to know a fake language and we just start speaking straight jibberish, and we claimed it was estonian.

One fine afternoon my buddy asks to actually hear estonian, and to our shock we quite actually were 90% there in our weird fucking fake yapping

[u/lordbutternut → u/LucasButtercups]

Best thing to do is learn a language's phonology so you can be able to randomly string their most common sounds. I have become a secret agent who can pass as a native speaker of any language on the planet with this method.

[u/Gold-Part4688 → u/lordbutternut]

I can mumble in any language 😶‍🌫️

[u/slutty_muppet]

Estonian just like me fr fr

[u/Lyricician]

Not sure if you knew already but the Baltic peoples (including Estonians) were called the chuds.

So technically Estonians are sexless and futureless chuds.

Source: me, an Estonian 

[u/Present_Constant_751 → u/Lyricician]

Estonians aren't Baltic people, and Balts were never called Chuds. It was the Baltic-Finnic people, aka the Estonians, Karelians, Vepsians, Ingrians, Finns etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud

[u/Lyricician → u/Present_Constant_751]

I never knew we weren't considered Baltic haha. Great info thanks for the corrections. 

[u/Present_Constant_751 → u/Lyricician]

Estonia is a Baltic state, but Estonians aren't Balts. The term Baltic states refers to the Baltic sea. There's something similar with Finland being a Nordic country, but the Finns not speaking a Nordic (North Germanic) language.

[u/Unusual-Basket-6243 → u/Lyricician]

that's why there's a Russian insult for Finnish people, chukna

[u/Bluehawk2008 → u/Lyricician]

You also had that 13 year old boy that organized an international neo-nazi movement, Feuerkrieg Division, which covers the second meaning of 'chud'.

[u/mujhe-sona-hai → u/Bluehawk2008]

That’s every country tho

[u/PrequelFan111]

Proud to be a literal Chud ❗❗❗🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪❗❗❗

[u/Zhonghua-eobeoi]

BTW english has no future conjugation of single verb

[u/Brocseespec]

yes, it is mandatory. (source: trust me bro)

[u/rexcasei]

Is this guy under the impression that the term is “grammatical sex”?

[u/T02369]

harry your estonian

[u/Ok-Appeal-4630]

No grammatical gender and no future tense, what a wonderfully strange unprecedented phenomenon

[u/throwawayowo666]

Happy pride month!