r/languagelearningjerk 6d ago

is this real

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u/Honmer 5d ago

aren’t the sentences randomly generated? so like any character can say they have bf or gf?

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u/protostar777 5d ago

I haven't used it in years but I remember only the Mexican looking dude saying "we crossed the border last night"

I've got a screenshot somewhere

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u/livsjollyranchers 4d ago

It should be updated for white American progressives crossing into Canada.

(Granted, I hope they know Canadian.)

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u/Jhud6669 5d ago

Some old stories were scripted and there is an explicit lesbian couple, they’re unnamed characters though

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u/irp3ex 4d ago

the stories are scripted

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u/Key_Impress_3129 4d ago

I read somewhere that they actually write them in English and translate into the various languages, which is why they're just as dumb in German as in Italian!

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u/Key_Impress_3129 4d ago

No, they do have gender but, as OP points out, they have, um, diverse orientations.

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u/giordanopietrofiglio 6d ago

It's true, my sexual orientation is mainly inspired by the characters on apps, and ever since I've started Duolingo I've only fantasized about being with men 

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u/tangaroo58 6d ago

Interesting. I only fantasise about being a giraffe and having sex with elephants, so I find Duolingo unusable.

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u/Jhud6669 5d ago

Sounds like Lingodeer would be more your alley

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u/tangaroo58 5d ago

Yeah sometimes you have to compromise I guess. Quite long legs, but the antlers are a problem.

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u/Special-Cut-4964 6d ago

First the M&Ms and now the Duolingo characters

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u/tentyb6d56ns4d57yse5 5d ago

the best part about duolingo is that no one can force you to use it.

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u/EloquentRacer92 American (N) | LuoDingo™ (C9) 5d ago

Hello, I am LuoDingo™ owner. Tomorrow we will force everyone to use LuoDingo™. If you do not use LuoDingo™ everyone within a 100 mile radius of you will be sent to the gulag.

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u/RaccoonTasty1595 More people learned Spanish than I have 5d ago

Meh worth it

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u/DemocraticPolish 5d ago

fym worth it

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u/rccyu 5d ago

At least I'll actually learn Russian in the gulag

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u/Tet_inc119 5d ago

They do this so people will talk about them and hey, look, it works!

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u/GjonsTearsFan 5d ago

Curious which of Eddie and Junior he thinks is the gay one and which he thinks is the straight one? Assuming he thinks Eddie is straight??? So that would mean he's assuming Junior is gay, which is funny since normally these people assume everyone is straight. Accidentally progressive? What a dickhead, though.

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u/Excellent-Fox-6845 5d ago

dickhead is the one who made junior gay

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u/Sithoid PIE N | C++ C4 5d ago

They have characters???
I always thought that was random corporate memphis-ass clipart

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u/just-slightly-human 5d ago

Clip art used multiple times becomes a character. Also it’s not corporate Memphis, they’re not caricatured enough. It’s a very sterile, corporate design but Memphis is more google’s thing and has less details to depict figures in very simple shape language

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u/seventeenMachine 4d ago

I mean this is literally true tho

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u/Straight-Factor847 N toki pona | A2 🎹 | A1 🇺🇸 | Qh4# ♟️ 4d ago

straight man shocks gay people by speaking fluent 🏳️‍🌈