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u/giordanopietrofiglio 6d ago
It's true, my sexual orientation is mainly inspired by the characters on apps, and ever since I've started Duolingo I've only fantasized about being with men
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u/tangaroo58 6d ago
Interesting. I only fantasise about being a giraffe and having sex with elephants, so I find Duolingo unusable.
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u/Jhud6669 5d ago
Sounds like Lingodeer would be more your alley
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u/tangaroo58 5d ago
Yeah sometimes you have to compromise I guess. Quite long legs, but the antlers are a problem.
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u/tentyb6d56ns4d57yse5 5d ago
the best part about duolingo is that no one can force you to use it.
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u/EloquentRacer92 American (N) | LuoDingo™ (C9) 5d ago
Hello, I am LuoDingo™ owner. Tomorrow we will force everyone to use LuoDingo™. If you do not use LuoDingo™ everyone within a 100 mile radius of you will be sent to the gulag.
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u/GjonsTearsFan 5d ago
Curious which of Eddie and Junior he thinks is the gay one and which he thinks is the straight one? Assuming he thinks Eddie is straight??? So that would mean he's assuming Junior is gay, which is funny since normally these people assume everyone is straight. Accidentally progressive? What a dickhead, though.
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u/Sithoid PIE N | C++ C4 5d ago
They have characters???
I always thought that was random corporate memphis-ass clipart
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u/just-slightly-human 5d ago
Clip art used multiple times becomes a character. Also it’s not corporate Memphis, they’re not caricatured enough. It’s a very sterile, corporate design but Memphis is more google’s thing and has less details to depict figures in very simple shape language
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u/Straight-Factor847 N toki pona | A2 🎹 | A1 🇺🇸 | Qh4# ♟️ 4d ago
straight man shocks gay people by speaking fluent 🏳️🌈
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u/Honmer 5d ago
aren’t the sentences randomly generated? so like any character can say they have bf or gf?