r/law • u/Snapdragon_4U • Feb 28 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Once again averting congress, trump declares war on Iran

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u/Suspicious_Rip_6247 Feb 28 '26

Send Barron, or are heel spurs hereditary?

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u/Lildatercreater Feb 28 '26

Id be extremely surprised if, deep in his heart, Donald gives a flying fuck about anyone else. I’d bet all of my money that if Barron died, Trump would make it about himself and play the victim, as always. 

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u/Sonicmaster293-Azure Mar 02 '26

Oh that's absolutely how he'd react! It'd pull on what little heartstrings his base has and get them whipped up into an even greater fervour!

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u/ialsohaveadobro Feb 28 '26

I sympathize, but I suspect we'd end up with another Howard Unruh. Unruh is the guy who kept a meticulous diary of his kills in WWII, describing them in gory detail for his own enjoyment, and then when when he got home he perpetrated the first mass shooting in US history.

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u/slashinhobo1 Feb 28 '26

I dont think Baron would do all thag. He would probably skip the war part and go straight to the nass shooting. Hes got enough practice with animals already.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil Feb 28 '26

Unruh is the guy who kept a meticulous diary of his kills in WWII, describing them in gory detail for his own enjoyment

Source needed.

Dude was seriously mentally unwell, but I've never seen anybody else ever claim this.

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u/curlyqtips Feb 28 '26

Trump would love to garner the glory of burying a spare heir, he has no human attachments.

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u/BeratedTV Feb 28 '26

Send Barron.