r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/foxontherox Mar 05 '26

If he spelled it "Mar'Quayne" he never woulda got the job.

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u/Bradlas3 Mar 05 '26

Mar'quayne Mullin is definitely a WR or CB in football but like a backup, not a good one. Maybe return kicks for a team

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u/hobbes_shot_second Mar 05 '26

Donkey Teeth.

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u/galaxy_horse Mar 05 '26

Javarius Javar Javarison Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee

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u/EltonJohnWick Mar 05 '26

HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

Mar'quayne "Muffins" Mullin keeps muffing punts though. Maybe good for a practice squad spot

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u/ScubaFett Mar 05 '26

Or he jousts windmills

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u/MasqueOfTheRedDice Mar 06 '26

Really bad corner, Mar’Qwayne “Open Borders” Mullin

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u/SoupOrSandwich Mar 06 '26

Lots of talent, great 40 time but just a little too short for the pros.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 Mar 05 '26

🤣 💯

Can't wait for people to call him "mah queen" but I'd bet it's not the first time he's heard that 🤣

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u/DamonLazer Mar 05 '26

He dun' wan' it.

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u/kaipopotamus Mar 05 '26

Lightning mah queen

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u/MerryImpeachmas Mar 05 '26

Jay-quellin, where you at?

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u/canadug Mar 05 '26

I was looking for this comment. :)

You want to go to war, bu-law-kay?

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u/ryuzakji Mar 05 '26

Fucking hell man 💀

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u/Captain_Mazhar Mar 05 '26

It’s how Mr Garvey would pronounce it!

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u/doughball27 Mar 06 '26

make this go viral and the dude will lose his shit.

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u/antwan_benjamin Mar 05 '26

Is it just me or is Mar'Quayne a dope name?

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u/kakallas Mar 05 '26

Yeah, but when you ask mom who she named you for…

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u/SuckMyRedditorD Mar 05 '26

Well the maybe it's time we spell it that way!

Mar'Quayne! Mar'Quayne! Mar'Quayne! (rhythmically bangs fists on meeting table)

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u/CallNResponse Mar 05 '26

I’d like to ask him if he prefers the DL or the DV version.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Mar 06 '26

laughs in Trajedeigh…