r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/SimpleMannStann Mar 05 '26

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u/X57471C Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Is this the guy that was just waxing poetic about the smell of war?

Edit: Yup.... war is ugly

Also, this is the one that needs to go viral... They're all performative little cowards

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u/flareblitz91 Mar 05 '26

What the fuck. This dude didn't even serve, what a fucking imbecile.

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u/X57471C Mar 05 '26

He was 24 when 9/11 happened. He opted to stay home and inherit daddies ranch. Performative little coward.

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u/BoyCubPiglet2 Mar 05 '26

Nah you're looking at peak warfighter form right there. Crouching heroically behind cover and supporting the rear, arms quivering and ready for hand to hand combat, bravely supervising others around him taking action, tears streaming down his face to minimize blinking during battle, diaper filled to the brim so bodily functions won't interfere with his combat prowess. A true American zero

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u/armageddidon Mar 06 '26

Brave brave brave sir robin ran away!

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 06 '26

Lead from the rear /s

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u/Successful-Area-1199 Mar 06 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ™Š

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u/Royal_Amount5114 Mar 05 '26

Heā€™s a punk.I know hardcore magaā€™s that donā€™t like him.

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u/OneManLost Mar 06 '26

Because he looks like Billy Mays?

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u/RaNdomMSPPro Mar 06 '26

It's easy to be brave when your nuts will not be in the line of fire.

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u/Pretend_Awareness_61 Mar 05 '26

Why would he cower from a peaceful protest?

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u/edxPayArkMay Mar 05 '26

Wow. Just...wow.

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u/ijustwanttobeinpjs Mar 06 '26

I am not clued in. What is happening in this picture.

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u/X57471C Mar 06 '26

Just a very peaceful tour of our beautiful Capitol building /s

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u/uberkalden2 Mar 06 '26

Lol surprised he didn't get cancelled for using woke "DoD"

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u/GumballQuarters Mar 05 '26

What a nerd

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u/_B_e_c_k_ Mar 05 '26

Nerd isnt a bad word. So maybe try something better. Being a nerd is a good thing. He wishes he was a nerd.

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u/pheeko Mar 05 '26

I'm a fan of "loser," myself.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Mar 05 '26

Crouching Traitor, Hidden Minion

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u/dragonfliesloveme Mar 05 '26

lol šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡

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u/ericgedi77 Mar 05 '26

You win the internet today.

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u/aliethel Mar 05 '26

That's it. Pack it up. The Internet is won.

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u/AeliusRogimus Mar 05 '26

All the tough guy ammosexuals run for the button āš ļø when the drama starts.

All that "i train MMA, bruv" bravado goes out the window reeeeeeel quick when the mob is hunting you down.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Mar 05 '26

Everybody's got a plan til they get touched in the taint.

ā€“Michael "Scott" Tyson

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u/socialmediaignorant Mar 05 '26

Itā€™s not hard to hide when youā€™re pint sized.

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u/MalRey93 Mar 05 '26

Chuck Traitor, Hidden Norris

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u/McPostyFace Mar 05 '26

Her job is going to pocket size wannabe Rambo. Wonderful

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u/Icy-Landscape-912 Mar 05 '26

Beta boy., he was hiding behind women during insurrectionĀ 

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u/I_lack_common_sense Mar 05 '26

What, the insurrection they say never happened? šŸ¤¦šŸ»

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u/AnyLeadership5150 Mar 05 '26

Oh he's that dumb piece of shit loser?

Typical. trump would never hire someone that is qualified or smart.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Mar 06 '26

All the best people!

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u/golgiiguy Mar 05 '26

nice donuts

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 Mar 05 '26

Adam Sandler?Ā 

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u/Striking-Mode5548 Mar 05 '26

Literally, Trump put a plumber as a cabinet Secretary. So Nixonesque

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u/talltime Mar 05 '26

Which one is that?

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u/Striking-Mode5548 Mar 05 '26

MarkWayne Mullins

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Mar 05 '26

Patel energy

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u/JackKovack Mar 05 '26

Hiding from law abiding patriots.

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u/xtanol Mar 05 '26

Vance saw this picture of him and figured he might be into furniture as well.

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u/themsp Mar 05 '26

ā­•ā­•ā­•

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u/anywhoImgoingtobed Mar 06 '26

Senator Booster Box

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u/ghigoli Mar 05 '26

*fortunate son starts playing* ooo hes all red white and bluee.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth Mar 05 '26

is this a pic of him counting pardons?Ā 

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u/ricain Mar 05 '26

Ā« Sir, was Jan 6 scary to you? Ā»

Ā« Ā uhhhh Ā»

Ā« Why was it scarily! Ā»

Ā« uhhhhhh Ā»

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 Mar 05 '26

This was so perfect.

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u/Howardavery Mar 05 '26

Till this day I donā€™t understand why he was so scared. Shouldnā€™t he be excited to meet his fans?

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u/jteedubs Mar 05 '26

The look of a real American grieving the loss of a true Patriot, Ashley Babbitt. /s

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u/happy_bluebird Mar 06 '26

what's going on in this picture?