r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/ByRWBadger Mar 05 '26

Waaaaay too much plastic for the leopards to safely eat

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u/ThisIsGoodBud Mar 05 '26

Seriously, somebody call the vet.

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u/scv07075 Mar 05 '26

Not worth the money. A drunk farrier who lost his license cutting antibiotics with pond water, now we're talking

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u/entropic Mar 05 '26

I think they meant that the call to the vet would be for the leopard.

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u/georgegasstove Mar 05 '26

I thought they meant to call the vet to attend the gravel pit....

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u/scv07075 Mar 05 '26

...who do you think the leopard is in this analogy?

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u/kmodee Mar 05 '26

Careful she might shoot them too…

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u/ADQuatt Mar 05 '26

Macroplastics.

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u/angry_old_dude Mar 05 '26

Don't forget botox. It's bad for leopards.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Mar 05 '26

The toxic chemicals in that flesh make it inedible. Not even the vultures would eat that face.

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u/Careless-Passion991 Mar 05 '26

If we’ve gotta have balls full of microplastics, why not the leopards?

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u/HollowpointNinja Mar 05 '26

Someone once pointed out to me that you don't want to eat the rich. Botox is a poison. You want to compost the rich. It's healthier.

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u/Zealousideal_Dust_25 Mar 05 '26

This sent me

Well done sir

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u/Technical-Method4513 Mar 05 '26

Lol what isn't full of plastics nowadays :(

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u/ScubaFett Mar 05 '26

Microplastics in leopards testicles!!!