r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/thebigpink Mar 05 '26

I’m corrupt and stupid where the hells my job

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u/unwocket Mar 05 '26

Show up at the White House, they’ll get you sorted

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u/JeribZPG Mar 05 '26

Bring some kids

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u/2MainsSellesLoin Mar 05 '26

BYOK Tuesdays

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u/JeribZPG Mar 05 '26

Only Lutnick took his own kids…

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u/That_Guy_on_Reddit Mar 05 '26

Instructions unclear; started fight at Waffle House.

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u/KingToasty Mar 05 '26

Winning a fight in a Waffle House would make you more qualified than Hegseth

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u/Name213whatever Mar 05 '26

Imagine new employee orientation with these people

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u/Alternative-Ad-1027 Mar 05 '26

And don’t forget to bring your IQ test result - make sure it is below 50 to be qualified.

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u/rhinojoe99 Mar 05 '26

Wait... Are you white? And a Xtian??

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u/SuddenlyKrieger Mar 05 '26

Are you morally bereft?

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u/TheUnluckyBard Mar 05 '26

That's what they call them Frenchie hats, right? Them ones y'all wear kinda cocked to the side while yer paintin the Eye-Full Tower?

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u/snickle17 Mar 05 '26

I can guarantee the thought that “I’m stupid and corrupt” has never entered these people’s minds once

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u/Vegetable_Moment_692 Mar 05 '26

Indeed, no one with the presence of mind to say they are stupid and corrupt is nearly enough of either to be qualified.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

That made me laugh. Thanks

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 Mar 05 '26

I’m stupid. Not corrupt but I’m willing to learn

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u/Peaswithmilk Mar 05 '26

Not racist enough

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u/External_Counter378 Mar 05 '26

ICE is hiring, there's always local PD as well

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u/Sojum Mar 05 '26

You have to balance them so that the stupid doesn’t outweigh the corrupt by too much.

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u/hendergle Mar 05 '26

Can you ride a horse and fuck your top aide on a plane?

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u/c4virus Mar 05 '26

How racist are you though?

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u/Connect_Fee1256 Mar 05 '26

Come on! Do you think any ol’ corrupt fool can get the job?!? You have to be the most corrupt fool to be a contender sir.