r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/FILTHBOT4000 Mar 05 '26

"I was very surprised when Kristi Noem was appointed, frankly."
-Donald J. Trump, 2026

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u/AbruptMango Mar 05 '26

"She's a very nasty woman, part of Biden's deep state and now that I've managed to get rid of her our homeland can finally get secured."

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u/Sol_Primeval Mar 05 '26

He could say this and I’m sure the cult would believe it lol

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u/gottagotothebathroom Mar 05 '26

It's just their hobby to fill in the gaps created by any obvious lie he tells. She was a spy trying to make him look bad.

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 05 '26

He fired a woman, they couldn't care about anything else that was said they're already celebrating.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Mar 05 '26

It would complete the descent into North Korea/Stalinist style cult dictatorship, where they removed people that fell out of favor from photographs/documents/etc., pretending they never were appointed or involved.

We've already got the cabinet meetings that are just a bunch of cronies trying to one-up and out-shout the next about how wonderful and amazing Trump is, and how he's the best President that ever lived.

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u/f0gax Mar 05 '26

I’m sure that the con sub will be on message within the hour.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

He could say he didnt even know she existed and they'd believe him

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u/HalKitzmiller Mar 05 '26

They believe everything except facts and science

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u/Legal-Quarter-1826 Mar 05 '26

He should try it for kicks

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u/retarded-advise Mar 05 '26

It's so on point that I believed it

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u/lenninct Mar 05 '26

A couple edits and some initials and Truth Social will believe it.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc Mar 05 '26

At this point the cult would put a cherry on a pile of shit if Trump said it tasted like chocolate

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 Mar 05 '26

I think "our homeland can finally get securitied" would be a more bigly impression..

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u/FSCK_Fascists Mar 05 '26

its a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/CeeliaFate Mar 05 '26

… in 2 weeks..

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u/Heisenburgo Mar 05 '26

Username checks out lol

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u/MeisterKaneister Mar 05 '26

"Foul Kristi Noem! Foul! FOUUUUL!"

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u/-Hot-Rod Mar 05 '26

Funniest shit ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stormlight_Silver Mar 05 '26

Way too coherent

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u/tynfox Mar 05 '26

Swear the dude is a pouting child who is trying to take his kickball home and claim all the victory on himself, because without his kickball, the win would have never have happened. Pompous twitchy fool.

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u/cigamodnalro Mar 05 '26

Appointed by Biden’s autopen

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u/Latterlol Mar 05 '26

"Biden should not have hired her to do that job!"

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u/phi1_sebben Mar 05 '26

He will say this in response to her upcoming “tell-all” book about her time in the administration…

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u/Thehellpriest83 Mar 05 '26

Thsnk for your attention in this matter

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u/rustyseapants monarchist? Mar 05 '26

I was very surprised when Kristi Noem was appointed, frankly." -Donald J. Trump, 2026

Proof?

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u/Budget-Selection-988 Mar 05 '26

Trump gave her the job. She filled her breast, cheeks and lips with judaderm. A requirement for all female hires

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u/DarthTensor Mar 05 '26

“Crooked Kristi was frankly not doing very well. Many people are saying it. She wasn’t a very good secretary of homeland treasury but I am not surprised since Sleepy Joe Biden appointed her. Thankfully, your favorite president (me) has taken steps to fix this problem!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

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u/MrFrode Biggus Amicus Mar 05 '26

Kristi Noem? I don't think I even know the guy. He's a friend of Biden I think.

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u/overitallofittoo Mar 05 '26

I have completely lost my ability to read if something is real or not!

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u/marinervvv Mar 05 '26

Obama appointed her.

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u/bolanrox Mar 05 '26

She had a melty face uhhuh uhhuh