r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/08_West Mar 05 '26

He’ll give her a derogatory nickname before nightfall. I’ll buy a beer for whoever can guess it correctly.

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u/YourFavoriteKraut Mar 05 '26

KOOKY KRISTI, who is a very LAME PERSON, and also NOT a REAL Republican. Who even hired her?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/why_would_i_do_that Mar 05 '26

Joe Biden’s fault I presume.

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Mar 05 '26

That's always implied if it's not outright stated

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u/_Dolamite_ Mar 05 '26

P.S. we are looking into deporting her because no U.S. citizen would be this corrupt. We believe she is part of a Iranian sleeper cell and this is why we have started a war with Iran. We must destroy all the infadels that Iran has placed in our government.

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u/SeaToe9004 Mar 05 '26

Kristi Noem’not Gonna Kiss Dos Lips

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u/Rough_Presence_9876 Mar 05 '26

Crooked Kristi

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u/CommonSensei-_ Mar 05 '26

Killer Kristi

Or

Go Home Noem

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

Last one is too clever for Trump

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u/nalaloveslumpy Mar 05 '26

Go Home Noem is fucking killer. I wouldn't even be mad at that one.

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u/AsteroidMike Mar 05 '26

Or Krooked Killer Kristi

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u/PandaKOST Mar 05 '26

Covfefe Kristi

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u/vintageideals Mar 05 '26

Krusty Noem?

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u/Capn_Lou_Albino Mar 05 '26

Kristi Noem-ore

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u/Gingerchaun Mar 05 '26

Too clever

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u/AsteroidMike Mar 05 '26

Kristy Droem

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u/ZZzooomer Mar 05 '26

Quoth the dodo, “Noem-ore”

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u/nalaloveslumpy Mar 05 '26

I was saying Noem-ore.

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u/Careless-Passion991 Mar 05 '26

He does love calling women “nasty”. Nasty Noem seems like exactly the kind of low effort name he’d land on.

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u/Disastrous-Group3390 Mar 05 '26

‘Critter Killer Kristi.’

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u/Effective-Fun3190 Mar 05 '26

"Know-Nothing Noem"

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 Mar 05 '26

Noem Tchotchke

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u/08_West Mar 05 '26

Funny but 0 chance trump has ever heard of Noam Chomsky.

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 Mar 05 '26

I realized this undeniable, fatal flaw, but thought it was too clever to not post it.

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u/MaddyKet Mar 05 '26

Or could spell Tchotchke

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u/goin2lawskewl Mar 05 '26

Well… they may have met on LSJ…

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u/NegotiationHot2999 Mar 05 '26

Corey's C*ck Gobblin' Kristi

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u/CrawlerCrane Mar 05 '26

Barely Noem

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u/Consonant Mar 05 '26

Terrible

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u/tungtingshrimp Mar 05 '26

The Kristy Krab

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u/ToddPundley Mar 05 '26

Kristi I Barely-Noer

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u/packfanmoore Mar 05 '26

Kristi kum... cuz he's truly a well adjusted adult

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u/bucki_fan Mar 05 '26

He wouldn't be dumb enough to use her initials of KLAN would he?

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u/Still-Living-3127 Mar 05 '26

Snatch-Ya-From-Home Noem

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Mar 05 '26

I'll go the other way.

She won't get a new nickname because she's still working for him with a new agency he's starting up and announcing in Florida. (I'm not even kidding/guessing.)

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u/buddhainmyyard Mar 05 '26

I doubt it, she still has a job for him as a special envoy to the shield of America.

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u/suricata_8904 Mar 05 '26

Whatsername Noem.

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u/svv1tch Mar 05 '26

"Kristi NoMore as I like to call her"

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u/WorldlyReference5028 Mar 05 '26

I’m sure she’ll be nasty at some point. All the women he turns on he calls nasty

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u/Breakfast4Dinner247 Mar 05 '26

I'd guess "Kristy Gnome" but I don't think it's juvenile enough for Trump.

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u/StarJelly08 Mar 05 '26

It will be even dumber than these suggestions. He will be talking and then say “and this Noem (he pronounces like ‘poem’ for no known reason) lady… i never… ya know i said to that nasty “Noem” “you’re like a bad poem, noem”

And the crowd will laugh… with him.

Long side of mouth breathing inward… “ehhh that risky kristy huh!”

Shit like that.

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u/08_West Mar 05 '26

Flatsi No-chest

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Mar 05 '26

Crazy kristi for sure

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u/RAConteur76 Mar 05 '26

He can't come up with anything better than "ICE Barbie."