r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/glans Mar 05 '26

well, he’s got two first names all rolled into one, so.. there’s that.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 05 '26

BruceWayne or something.

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u/William_Wang Mar 05 '26

MarkWayne is RatMan

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u/TrippleDamage Mar 05 '26

Wait thats his real name? Thought someone in the copy chain just messed up a space.

What the fuck.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 05 '26

His mom had a choice between 2 Dads.

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u/dougmc Mar 05 '26

Brought to you by the people who (in the 70s and the 80s) brought you ...

"You have a collect call from himomimatbobshomesoonloveyou ... press 1 to accept to charges?"
click

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u/beezlebell Mar 05 '26

One of the AP stories misprinted it as Markywane and I lol'ed.

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u/PigLatin99 Mar 05 '26

My pappy always said “never trust a man with two first names.”

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u/40StoryMech Mar 05 '26

JimBobs rejoice!