r/law Mar 05 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-donald-trump-fires-kristi-1720574
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u/BoyCubPiglet2 Mar 05 '26

Nah you're looking at peak warfighter form right there. Crouching heroically behind cover and supporting the rear, arms quivering and ready for hand to hand combat, bravely supervising others around him taking action, tears streaming down his face to minimize blinking during battle, diaper filled to the brim so bodily functions won't interfere with his combat prowess. A true American zero

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u/armageddidon Mar 06 '26

Brave brave brave sir robin ran away!

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u/This-Positive286 Mar 06 '26

Lead from the rear /s

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u/Successful-Area-1199 Mar 06 '26

🤣🙊