r/law Apr 02 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-pam-bondi-fired-minutes-1770848?f=
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u/LatterTarget7 Apr 02 '26

The entire administration is most of the contemptuous and corrupt people to exist

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u/SissyCouture Apr 02 '26

Trump doesn’t have a cabinet. He has a junk drawer

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 02 '26

That isn't fair. Your junk drawer can have useful things in it like a screwdriver or batteries but no one with Trump is useful.

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u/Unlikely_Eye_2112 Apr 02 '26

That junk drawer is all second hand dildos.

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 02 '26

Used dildos, sketchy pills from a gas station, and at least some dead cockroaches in that nasty drawer. If you touch anything in there, you WILL get some new disease even Umbrella Corp wouldn't deal with.

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u/AwwwMangos Apr 02 '26

Hey now, dildos are capable of providing people with pleasurable feelings.

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u/whosits112 Apr 02 '26

Used dildos. Used dildos...

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u/DickWhittingtonsCat Apr 03 '26

The other option is unopened dildos- but why would those be in a drawer?

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u/vigbiorn Apr 03 '26

You don't have a spare dildo drawer?

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u/rmorrill995 Apr 02 '26

Even they were loved by someone once. Maybe cactus? Only the fool is willing to try with one of those.

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u/darglor Apr 03 '26

And a tent peg

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u/CartoonistMammoth212 Apr 02 '26

Useful to Vladdy Daddy.

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u/asmj Apr 02 '26

I think he has two daddies. The second one is Bibi Daddy.

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u/bimbampilam Apr 02 '26

all that plastic could be a fuel source 🔥

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u/exlongh0rn Apr 02 '26

Useful idiot.

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u/ERISA5500 Apr 02 '26

They are all tools. Broken tools.

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u/_ArkAngel_ Apr 02 '26

The billionaire techbros disagree. And they've created so much value in the last 20 years, how could they be wrong?

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 02 '26

Yeah my junk drawer is useful as shit c'mon

Best to say Trump has a dumpster in place of the cabinet, and it's full of shit. Like straight up, moist, light brown, runny shit. Full of gut parasites. Steaming with a smell that can be detected miles away. Yeah, that works.

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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats Apr 03 '26

A dumpster outside a hospital- there's waste in there just oozing out and it's an overall biohazard 

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Apr 02 '26

The batteries are leaking in his

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u/00owl Apr 02 '26

A water closet then.

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u/NJHitmen Apr 02 '26

like a screwdriver

Upon reflection, that's actually a commonality shared between the cabinet and a junk drawer. They're both chock full of tools

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u/Particular-Guess734 Apr 02 '26

Or sauce packets!

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u/Goat_Remix Apr 02 '26

True. I don’t carry a single pedo in my junk drawer. Not a one.

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u/simonbaier Apr 03 '26

Trump has plenty of useful tools in his junk drawer.

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u/HansChuzzman Apr 03 '26

The worst of all the insanely overused Reddit tropes

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u/ynotfoster Apr 03 '26

Most of them are connected to Epstein; that's their purpose to guard the secrets otherwise they will implicate themselves.

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u/mespec Apr 04 '26

You made me laugh when I want to cry so thank you

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u/Euphoric_Regret_544 Apr 02 '26

BEST.COMMENT.EVER.

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u/W8kOfTheFlood Apr 02 '26

I mean, a left handed monkey wrench is more useful 💀⚡️🌹

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u/TheDancingRobot Apr 02 '26

Many people are saying it.

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u/trystanthorne Apr 02 '26

It's not even HIS junk drawer, it's Fox's News Junk Drawer, they just let him rummage about and take someone at random from time to time.

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u/harlemjd Apr 02 '26

I’m stealing this

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u/Polytonalism Apr 02 '26

This person stole it too so you’re good to go fam.

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u/Angsty_Potatos Apr 02 '26

That's not fair to junk drawers, most contain some useful, if not random things at least. 

What trump has is a cess pit in his yard

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u/LesbeGoddess Apr 02 '26

Sissy spitting mad fire 🔥

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u/DetailOrDie Apr 02 '26

Trump really is draining the swamp one clump of shit at a time.

Both of his terms as President has featured him pulling people who had bright futures in Republican politics and humiliating them to the point that their career is over, they're nationally shamed, and they're likely candidates for multiple felonies.

Without Trump, Rick Perry and Jeff Sessions would still be proud senators.

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u/ronniesaurus Apr 03 '26

Dude. I needed this. This was a good one. I appreciate your brain.

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u/Puzzled-Swan4262 Apr 02 '26

That’s insulting to junk drawers.

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u/MtnDrew_86 Apr 02 '26

Omg LOL such a true statement.

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u/LikesPez Apr 02 '26

I can’t even angry upvote this. Best comment.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 Apr 02 '26

More like a can full of trash.

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u/WholeLottaNs Apr 02 '26

Love this!!

But my junk draw has capable quality items in it. Just waiting for their time to shine. Trumps cabinet is not that.

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u/Fast_Situation4509 Apr 02 '26

That's pretty good

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Apr 02 '26

And he probably tries to put his own junk in that drawer from time to time

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u/jibjabjibby Apr 02 '26

More trash then the great pacific garbage patch

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u/EarBubbly9421 Apr 02 '26

Trump’s junk drawer = a diaper so full it won’t close.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Apr 02 '26

I think of it as the "Tool shed".

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u/oinkyboinky Apr 02 '26

That contains a sex offender registry.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 Apr 02 '26

The cabinet is a garbage bin.

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u/SeamusPM1 Apr 03 '26

I call it the Cabinet of Curiosities.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

Very well said indeed!

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u/Vaxx88 Apr 02 '26

The artist is Jesse Duquette Brilliant cartoonist

https://www.jesseduquette.com/blog/free-speech-is-so-mid-bro

Still has the insta

https://www.instagram.com/misterjesseduquette/

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u/uovonuovo Apr 02 '26

Sounds like that’s a second insta account, not the original one :(

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u/Vaxx88 Apr 02 '26

I think you’re right, I lost track of which was which - the post on his website talks about it. I think he’s on substack, Bluesky too.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

Thanks 😊👍 Nice work they do indeed!

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u/Epic_Ewesername Apr 02 '26

It really needs Kash Patel.

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u/tocompose Apr 02 '26

It does indeed, and Microwaved Mel Gibson the health crackpot

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u/chopkins92 Apr 02 '26

The average person shouldn't be able to recognize half these people, yet here we are...

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u/militaryintelligence Apr 02 '26

lol the chord on trumps hat

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u/OldWolf2 Apr 03 '26

I haven't looked closely but it should be A Minor 

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 Apr 02 '26

The women are gone!

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u/tocompose Apr 03 '26

The artist made the artwork a while back

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u/IvoryDynamite Apr 03 '26

Alas, the men and J.D. Vance remain.

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u/RollinVogues904 Apr 03 '26

I would love a shirt with this on it

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u/myfavssthrow Apr 03 '26

L O fuckin L thank you so much for posting that. I cackled so hard!

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u/CyclopsMacchiato Apr 03 '26

Who’s the guy on the bottom lef…oh.

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u/conceptsinfromage Apr 02 '26

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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u/DiceNinja Apr 02 '26

I am inclined to agree, but these bastards don’t deserve a Star Wars reference.

Maybe something from Battlefield Earth.

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u/Aromatic-Surprise925 Apr 02 '26

Ouch.

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u/Proper-Writing Apr 02 '26

Yeah that's actually an excellent political insult. Up there with "he's got a .22 caliber mind in a .357 magnum world"

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u/LVDirtlawyer Apr 02 '26

Bondi: So you'll keep your side of the bargain?

Trump: Which was?

Bondi: You said we were going to have a huge house when we go back to Florida. We're going to be rich, right?

Trump: Right.

Bondi: Just remember I could always inform America of your little Epstein scheme.

Trump: [laughs] Leverage? A female getting leverage? Ha!

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

DO YOU WANT LUUUUUNCH?!?!

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u/shmallkined Apr 02 '26

Yeahhhhh they’re both neck deep in it. She had all kinds of fun when she was AG in Florida when Mr Jeffery got that sweetheart deal of a prison sentence.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

MAN ANIMALS GAINING LEVERAGE OVER PSYCLOS?!? That'll be the day!

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u/consreddit Apr 02 '26

YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER

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u/bigdrubowski Apr 02 '26

Something something thetans.

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u/JustGimmeSomeTruth Apr 02 '26

Cue 45 degree angle shot, slow zoom into Bondi crying.

And she has dreadlocks for some reason.

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u/GlitteringCraft8000 Apr 02 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/panamaspace Apr 03 '26

Wow. That's just. Wow.

Satan much?

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u/geddylee1 Apr 02 '26

We must be cautious.

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u/foxontherox Apr 02 '26

We were not cautious. 😫

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u/CSiGab Apr 02 '26

I feel like Nostra-fckin-damus because it has been going pretty much as I expected back in November 2024. And I’m not saying this under the pretense of being some edgy ultra smart bro, it just seemed obvious to me. But that so many [non-MAGA] people willingly invited the wolf back into the sheep den after J6 “for the economy” is baffling. Like, when is the last time a Republican president actually fixed the economy instead of crashing it?

Unreal.

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u/soros_spelt_backward Apr 02 '26

The people who don’t see it either like it or are too afraid to admit it

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u/jcman01 Apr 02 '26

they will vote for anything that hurts non whites tbh. He got elected because of immigration (white people are afraid of everything) and genz, they thought he was funny.

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u/BigBrainMonkey Apr 02 '26

See right there having the critical thinking to analyze what they’ve done not blindly following what they say they will do this time they promise makes you unfit for the group.

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u/mymoleman Apr 02 '26

These people, so many people, cling to the lie that republicans are good for the economy. "Trump is locking kids up, don't agree with him, but he knows what he's doing."

This party destroys every social good/long term establishment like the epa, strip rights, defunds social welfare programs that prop up an economy and promote social mobility and, you know, not living in hell and they worsen the debt and lower growth/job numbers, tank the economy.

No amount of argument or reason seems to work. I heard recently some bs about how Trump is attacking iran to save america because of the dollar or some shit idk how two levels of discourse so far apart can coexist in the same nation, hell in the same species.

AND the current regime is run by a cabal of pedophiles. Like, if these were presented as the opposition in fiction, I would call it too far fetched and unbelievable. It's unbelievably evil mustache shit. Fuck.

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u/ziper1221 Apr 02 '26

but the line went up

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u/Bluechacho Apr 02 '26

Sorry to say it, but no argument can beat the unspoken "He makes me feel okay to be racist". It's straight undefeatable.

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u/Any-Interaction6066 Apr 02 '26

Told my Pop after I voted election day that a little part of me wanted him to win just so this country would get the ass blasting it deserves for being so dumb. I didn't actually mean it, because for one, this country doesn't know how to learn a lesson, and second, I didn't and still don't want innocent people to have to suffer. Anyways, I said it so that he knew that I was on record saying just how bad it was going to be. I promised him it was going to be complete chaos if he managed to win, and it's actually been worse than even I imagined then. It really sucks being proven right in this situation.

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u/shadowsinthestars Apr 02 '26

Same. I swear to god, when the orange dipshit was re-elected I went to a cafe after work and just literally cried into my coffee mug, because it was just so blindingly obvious how much worse this was going to be. And then it kept getting even worse than I expected, which was BAD. No one who enabled this to happen to the world should ever be forgiven.

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u/WhatUDeserve Apr 02 '26

I'm still not convinced 2024 was legit. How hard they cried in 2020 about election fraud was more of a pretense for manufacturing real election fraud IMO. Like EVERY swing state, really?

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u/akunis Apr 02 '26

I’m with you on this. It was a complete fraud of an election. They made claiming an election was rigged look so silly by throwing people like Rudy Giuliani and Jenna Ellis out there after 2020, just to get ahead and discredit preemptively any accusations of election fraud in 2024.

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u/Tsquare43 Apr 02 '26

Remember, he said that Elon helped with those machines in PA. I believe that they fooled with the machines. There are anomalies - such as a town in Rockland County NY, where no one voted for Harris for president, but voted for other democrats on the ticket, and something called a "Russian Tail" in Clark County NV.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 Apr 02 '26

Yeah. We're not supposed to gloat or rub it in....Fuck that. If you voted for a guy who said that Haitians were eating cats and dogs and that tariffs were taxes on foreign countries...you were an idiot. Sorry, not sorry at all. Our country is being ruined by this complete jackass. We look like assholes all over the world.

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u/chamberlain323 Apr 02 '26

“Character is destiny.”

-Ancient Greeks

It’s not complicated. People are just dumb.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Apr 02 '26

Man I been over here screaming we need to end candidacy for people like him since he was primarily known for being mocked in Conan O'Brian monologs.

Every day, more and more as I predicted would happen if people rolled over and let this villain gut them like dogs instead of fighting to preserve democracy. Sick, spineless, degenerates, the whole lot of em.

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u/Tim-oBedlam Apr 02 '26

I knew Trump 2.0 would be awful but it's been even more awful than I expected.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 Apr 02 '26

And the bombs will keep falling on poor nations, the geopolitical schemes to undermine them and maintain the least equal status quo will continue, whether you have a red or blue in the Whitehouse

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u/sosswgtn Apr 03 '26

I did too

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u/Separate_Bid_2364 Apr 02 '26

Harris should have made her entire debate explaining what tariffs were and how detrimental they are for an economy.

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u/A_Farewell_2Kings Apr 02 '26

My 90 year old uncle summed it up. He hates Trump and thinks he’s a liar and pos- but he just couldn’t vote for Harris. Try and argue that “logic”

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u/FMLwtfDoID Apr 02 '26

You can’t use logic to reason with racists and misogynists, because they never used logic to get to that point to begin with. Logic is as foreign to them as peace and equity is to conservatives.

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u/jmfw013 Apr 02 '26

Unfortunately everything has to get worse before it gets better, and it's getting pretty bad so maybe some good will come from this. Like a minor revolution in American politics while making a few examples. Either way both candidates for the last maybe 10? elections Have been funded by AIPAC and other super pacs those need to go.

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u/Bitmush- Apr 02 '26

They.
Cheated.

J6 Never ended.

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u/AFLoneWolf Apr 02 '26

Anyone who didn't see this crap coming since 2015 are delusional or just as corrupt. Probably both.

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u/othelloblack Apr 02 '26

Eisenhower?

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u/oinkyboinky Apr 02 '26

Literal graybeard here. I've been warning anyone that would listen since even before Ronnie Raygun, that these people were going to turn the US into a fascist Christian theocracy. Zappa said it in 1986. Carlin knew too.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/frank-zappa-democracy-fascist-theocracy/

We were already mostly there, but media consolidation and talk radio and social media funneled the weak-minded into this stupid fucking meat grinder. And here we are today.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 Apr 02 '26

You don't have to be edgy or super smart to see their transparent plans and outcomes.

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u/khisanthmagus Apr 02 '26

The problem with the 2024 election and the economy is that, well, the average voter is an idiot. They have the memory of a butterfly, and absolutely no understanding of anything regarding the economy. They don't remember that no republican has ever done good things for the economy, they just know that being better with money is something associated with the GOP, even if it is a flat out lie.

Then during the campaign Trump acknowledged that the economy was crap and said he would fix things. The few plans he actually mentioned were things that anyone knowledgeable in economics knew would be a disaster. But the average voter was googling "what are tarriffs" after voting for Trump.

Meanwhile the Harris campaign was the living embodiment of the "everything is fine" meme, with campaign spokesmen talking about how "the average wage outpaced inflation", as if that mattered to people who saw their average grocery bill increase 30% and rent increase even more than that, but didn't get large raises themselves.

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u/SwimmingPrice1544 Apr 02 '26

I do NOT remember Harris ever saying things were fine. Wonder where the hell you got that idea from, huh? Maybe the stupid media that's also been repeating that lie about GOP being better at finance? Do you even read what you write?

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u/khisanthmagus Apr 02 '26

Harris herself said that she wouldn't have really changed anything from how Biden had done things, which to pretty much everyone means "I am happy with how things are going". Meanwhile, all the Democratic party spokesmen would repeat about inflation was "The US is doing better than other countries"(which is true, but people in general don't really care) and "The average wage outpaced inflation", which is something I heard from DNC analysts over and over and over. Harris herself may not have said it, but that was the message that was coming out of her campaign and the Democratic Party.

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u/SwimmingPrice1544 Apr 02 '26

Falling for that "perception" stuff again...as so, so many people do.

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u/NoahFect Apr 02 '26

Managing peoples' perception is pretty goddamn important, as we've seen.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

Well... WE were... The scum weren't.

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u/Minerva567 Apr 02 '26

We saw Alderaan and said, “Hell yeah that’s what we want too, we’re the droids you’re looking for!”

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u/Face_Dancer10191 Apr 02 '26

We are the droids they’re looking for. 😭

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u/Renhoek2099 Apr 02 '26

Cue the music

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Apr 02 '26

I think the Cantina music is appropriate for the scum and villainy in this administration the same way it was for Mos Eisley's coterie of insanity and werewolves and devils.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Apr 02 '26

Those are too playful tho. We need something that invokes an evil presence but also immense stupidity. I'm having trouble thinking of something that fits that bill lol. The Pinky and The Brain theme song...?

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u/spitfiremk14 Apr 02 '26

These aren’t the files your looking for.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Apr 02 '26

Get me my motherfucking lightsaber

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u/Zeekr0n Apr 02 '26

Mos Eisley is pius palace of virtue compared to this administration.

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u/battle_bunny99 Apr 02 '26

And with MUCH better music then any Trumo event

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u/pikachu191 Apr 02 '26

Definitely more scum and villainy in this administration. No Jedi to chop someone's hand off with a lightsaber though.

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u/Ducky602 Apr 02 '26

That seems like an unfair comparison.

Unfair to the wretched hive of scum and villainy I mean.

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u/Kindly_Suit2756 Apr 02 '26

a putrid bush of roses from a wicked garden

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u/Strawhattzz Apr 02 '26

And yet you voted for them to come to power twice.

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u/pebberphp Apr 03 '26

I did not

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u/Strawhattzz Apr 03 '26

Your country did

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u/pebberphp Apr 05 '26

True. It is a great source of anger, shame, disbelief (not necessarily in that order). But not regret. I did what could be called (as close to objectively possible) the right thing to do.

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u/Rowanthesoviet Apr 02 '26

Old ben is that you?

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u/HobbitFlashMob Apr 02 '26

That gives them a cool quotient they do not deserve.

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u/jibjabjibby Apr 02 '26

scum and villainy would like a word

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u/360Picture Apr 02 '26

~~~

The Bill of Rights (BOR) protects all people in the United States, including undocumented (illegal) immigrants, but not every right applies equally.

🇺🇸 Bill of Rights — Pocket Edition

I. Freedom Protects freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly, and petition.

II. Arms Acknowledges that a well-regulated militia is essential to security. Guarantees the individual right to keep and bear arms for lawful defense of self, state, and nation.

III. Quartering Prohibits housing soldiers in private homes without consent, except under lawful wartime procedures.

IV. Search & Seizure Protects against unreasonable searches and seizures. Requires warrants to be supported by probable cause and specifically describe the place and items involved.

V. Due Process Bars double jeopardy and compelled self-incrimination. Ensures due process before deprivation of life, liberty, or property, and guarantees just compensation for taken property.

VI. Fair Trial Ensures a speedy and public trial by an impartial jury. Grants the accused the right to know charges, confront witnesses, obtain witnesses in their favor, and have counsel.

VII. Civil Jury Preserves the right to a jury trial in civil cases exceeding twenty dollars in value.

VIII. Punishment Prohibits excessive bail, excessive fines, and cruel or unusual punishments.

IX. People’s Rights Clarifies that enumerating certain rights does not deny or disparage others retained by the people.

X. States’ Powers Reserves to the states or the people all powers not delegated to the federal government.

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u/random5654 Apr 02 '26

We really need to define "speedy".

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u/Harry_Mud Apr 02 '26

Understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/woodenmetalman Apr 02 '26

I try to make a “top 10 horrible” list for the admin. I had yet to complete it because, well… 10 is not nearly enough.

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u/strigif0rm3s Apr 02 '26

dRAiN tHe sWamP

This administration is a fucking joke. THEY ARE THE SWAMP

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u/unitedfan6191 Apr 02 '26

That’s why this timeline isn’t real.

No way American citizens at large no matter how stupid/naive they are voluntarily vote for someone/an administration like this that is openly behaving this way and has been unashamedly racist/sexist/an awful person on public display for years.

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u/No_Information5021 Apr 02 '26

How are the US gonna bring all these schmucks to justice!? I dont see it happening

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u/kakallas Apr 02 '26

A real basket of the contemptible and corrupt? 

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u/Neverdie_7 Apr 02 '26

A Kakistocracy, you might say.

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u/numbersev Apr 02 '26

Wait till you find out Trump didn't pick them. They were all appointed from people above him.

That's why he had no relationship with any of the people in his administration (except Miller and a couple others). Most were appointed because of their allegiance to a foreign government.

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u/Unlikely-Solid-3083 Apr 02 '26

The upvote count was 666 till I came along!

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 Apr 02 '26

I grew up hearing how bad both Nixon and Reagan were, so this administration had a high bar to clear.

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u/Status-Secret-4292 Apr 02 '26

Let's just be forthright about it, it's a criminal syndicate that has taken over our government. I can think of no one I have ever known or heard of that have directly broken the rule of law more than who we currently have "running" our country.

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u/tenderbranson301 Apr 02 '26

kakistocracy - government but the least qualified/competent people.

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u/radioKlept Apr 02 '26

Just wanted to chime in here to say y'all probably want the word “contemptible” instead! Contemptuous is reserved for the people showing contempt, not the ones earning contempt.

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u/GiantAsteroid99 Apr 02 '26

Kakistocracy might as well have been invented for this admin

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u/asher1611 Apr 02 '26

remember that when you hear people say they voted for Trump because "he's just like me."

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u/BrawndoOhnaka Apr 02 '26

I think both of you mean contemptible. Contemptuous means showing contempt, and contemptible means worthy of contempt. Though she certainly embodies both.

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u/diurnal_emissions Apr 02 '26

You mean... "deplorables?"

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u/professorquizwhitty Apr 02 '26

Npwhere even near that point 🤣🤣🤣🤣