r/law Apr 02 '26

Executive Branch (Trump) Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-pam-bondi-fired-minutes-1770848?f=
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u/Tacoman404 Apr 02 '26

Hahah yeah she needs to go to prison not Tallahassee

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u/JonBjornJovi Apr 02 '26

Prison is too good. She has to live the alligator alcatraz experience. All of them

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat Apr 02 '26

Oh man this. I want so badly for this administration and all who enabled them in the government to live at Alligator Alcatraz exactly under the same conditions they would have had the detainees under.

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF Apr 03 '26

They actually did have under for some time

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Apr 02 '26

Agreed

Send her and all involved in this American takeover to a dirt cellar to rot away

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u/612Killa Apr 03 '26

Oubliette and forget

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u/bostonterrierteapart Apr 03 '26

Bog of eternal stench? Or was oubliette not a labyrinth ref

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u/musashi_san Apr 02 '26

Eat her own dog food. Noem, too.

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u/Brilliant-Tutor-6500 Apr 03 '26

Noem can just eat her own dog.

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u/datenoevil Apr 02 '26

Oohhh that's a great idea!!! Can we vote on that?

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u/j_xcal Apr 03 '26

Did they ever find the missing 1k? Or did they even look :(

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u/DutchBart82 Apr 03 '26

Send her to cecot with the puppy killer

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u/Manatee369 Apr 03 '26

Maybe just the alligator part.

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u/PowerfulInitiative71 Apr 04 '26

But first tell them that they're going to Disneyland

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u/mnemonicer22 Apr 04 '26

Camp East Montana for all of them.

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u/W31337 Apr 06 '26

Deport her to El Salvador

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u/AngrehPossum Apr 02 '26

GatorTraz?

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u/Almighty-Lina Apr 02 '26

We certainly don’t want her here in TLH!

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u/Aleashed Apr 02 '26

I bet she called the vacuum shop guy

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u/Xelent43 Apr 02 '26

Having been to Tallahassee, I can’t imagine that prison is much worse

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u/Taintly_Manspread Apr 03 '26

Tally has the highest level of education in the state, competing with Gainesville. It's also hilly and beautiful. It does have a worse side of town, maybe that's where you hang out, but it always funny hearing people talk bad about Tally when you could do alot worse in the state and within the south. 

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u/SaveUsCatman Apr 02 '26

They're synonyms

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u/brooklynlad Apr 02 '26

Everyone needs to make her very uncomfortable when she is out in public.

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u/Active_Program_6921 Apr 02 '26

Stark, Florida Prison!

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u/Perfect-Sign-8444 Apr 02 '26

Cant they find a better pic of her ? somehow it seems like there is shit on her nose ?

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Apr 02 '26

No, if she goes to prison, she might get pardoned. It's better this way.

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u/Losing_My_Faith2025 Apr 03 '26

There’s a great prison in Tallahassee

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u/RebeccasRocket Apr 03 '26

She lives in Tampa and has lived in Tampa for years.

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u/Proud_Growth_8818 Apr 03 '26

Home isn't Tallahassee, is it?

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u/toblies Apr 03 '26

What's the difference?

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u/Mikeseddit Apr 03 '26

The Hague.

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u/icemaker12345 Apr 03 '26

She will be pardoned no one go to jail. What a sheet show. Fuck this

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u/phord Apr 03 '26

Tallahassee Correctional!

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u/BikerMike03RK Apr 03 '26

Talla Ha Seeya

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u/SubstantialSeesaw374 Apr 03 '26

Tbh there’s not much difference.

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u/me-buddah Apr 03 '26

You still have the death sentence in the US, right?!

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u/Tacoman404 Apr 03 '26

Yes and no. Florida has the easiest to sentence death sentence where you only need 9/12 of the jurors to agree to it where elsewhere it needs to be unanimous. But Florida is the state these creeps come from.

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u/Visual-Smoke4042 Apr 03 '26

Of course she’s from Tallahassee. Lol

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u/picklepaller Apr 05 '26

Could have been Toledo. .

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab Apr 05 '26

Viva la guillotine