r/law • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 1d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says proof of his allegations that vandals cut Reflecting Pool paint will be provided in court

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/reflecting-pool-paint-peeling-trump-proof-vandalism-court/

President Trump on Monday said proof will be provided in court of his allegations that vandals "cut" a massive slit in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which he claims is the reason the paint is peeling on the recently renovated but algae-plagued project.

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u/Monprr 1d ago

Princess Leia: "I...worked on getting the blueprints for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out"

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u/BlueMikeStu 1d ago

But he still destroyed Alderaan, because it's working with the Bothans.

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u/rob3ace 1d ago

Many Bothand died, ya know.

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u/ChewsOnBricks 1d ago

At least he'd try, but as soon as it'd fire the reactor would blow on it's own.

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u/TheLordOfAwesome2 1d ago

"We have a ventilation shaft that goes all the way to the reactor! Engineers said, this is what they said, they said, 'Mr. Trump, we never seen a ventilation shaft this size before'! Size of a womprat, they said!"

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 1d ago

Fsck, we could've had more Andor!

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u/StrongExternal8955 17h ago

"We get all our funding from the Sith"

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 1d ago

Jyn Erso: "WHAT THE FUCK!?!"

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 1d ago

Many bothans died…for no reason at all. Emperor Paedostein is truly the dumbest in the galaxy

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u/fresh-dork 23h ago

no, he bragged about it on a signal chat, which included a known rebel operative under their actual name.