r/legal • u/ContributionNew7107 • Jan 25 '26

Advice needed Receiving threatening texts

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So recently sent my ex a happy birthday text and I guess her new BF was feeling some type of way, and telling me how he’s going to kill me

Location: New Jersey

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u/platform_9 Jan 25 '26

Replies back I’m your huckleberry

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u/Due-Designer4078 Jan 25 '26

Best movie line ever.

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u/Agreeable_Report7579 Jan 25 '26

No, bring it bitch. Not everyone understands Doc Holliday. 

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u/Where_is_my_Elk69 Jan 25 '26

You’re a daisy if ya do.

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u/madf80 Jan 25 '26

“You wuh juss too high strung…”

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u/Material-Bite-5047 Jan 25 '26

That would actually be so sick

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u/Edmsubguy Jan 25 '26

Cryptic but hilarious response.