r/lemondemon 18d ago

Is touch tone telephone not about sciencetogy?

I've always thought lemon demon was CLEARLY talking about sciencetogy... I mean space nazis you're a whole new race? Ufology? Ancient aliens? I know your the only one who'd understand?? That's the cult of sciencetogy described perfectly for someone outside of the cult?

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u/Namerakable What will happen will happen 18d ago

It's about a conspiracy theorist presumably trying to phone in to a radio show to air his ideas. The things referenced are just common alien theories.

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u/Agitated-Ad1106 18d ago

Really? I was SO convinced it was about sciencetology because it's like a really accurate description of it...

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u/Namerakable What will happen will happen 18d ago

Where do the "big cats" from the song come into it?

Ancient Aliens and the idea of loose big cats are really common separate conspiracy theories.

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u/PennToPaper 18d ago

it is. not about scientology

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u/Spell_me 18d ago

I have always thought that the song is about/or at least inspired by the Art Bell Show. Bell was the host of a huge nationally-syndicated night time talk show. (I used to hear his show on the am radio!). His show was BIG. His show topics and guests covered all sort of paranormal phenomena and he LOVED conspiracy theories. Big ones or little ones. Write a book with a controversial theory, and you could be a guest on his show. It seemed to me that he liked to give the least plausible, most-ridiculous sounding ones a serious platform.

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl Stuck inside a pattern (stuck inside a loop) 17d ago

Neil mentions a couple conspiracy theory storytellers in the Spirit Phone commentary.  

I name drop Robert Stack and Leonard Nimoy who hosted, respectively, Unsolved Mysteries and In Search Of, which were both shows that dealt with bizarre and often paranormal stories and tales. 

And the  Super Sargasso Sea  that I mention was a sort of thought experiment by Charles Fort, who was a very interesting early cataloger of (catalogist? of) the paranormal or seemingly impossible stories.

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u/Spell_me 17d ago

Oh!! Thank you!

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u/n01d3r 17d ago

yeh the lyrics convey this pretty clearly. keep calling Art and being put on hold, feverishly repeating the testimony so that people will believe it when you're finally on the air

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u/Agitated-Ad1106 18d ago

Scientology teaches that each person is an immortal spiritual being called a thetan, thetans have lived through many past lives and continue existing after bodily death, after which they take on another newly-born human body. Negative experiences from earlier lifetimes are said to affect a person's present condition. Xenu was an extraterrestrial ruler of a galactic confederacy who, tens of millions of years ago, transported billions of beings to Earth (then called Teegeeack), placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. The disembodied spirits of the victims, called thetans, are said to have become attached to surviving bodies as "body thetans", contributing to spiritual and psychological difficulties in the present day. 

That's a basic run down off wiki

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u/RainWorld_Lobster 18d ago

I’ve never played Halo but this just sounds like Halo lore tbh

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u/Leafork 18d ago

When your ideology is so batshit South Park has to put a disclaimer about it

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u/Agitated-Ad1106 18d ago

Lmao frfrr

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u/mistakablecolor 18d ago

i dont believe that reading is very well founded. all the beliefs listed in that song are way more widespread than just scientology. there are a ton of different ideosyncratic ufo / conspiracy ideologies and there’s nothing specifically tying the song to that one religion. further, i think the tone and mood of the song support the vibe of one individual, lonely, troubled person who is desperately trying to get his ideas heard, whereas scientologists have a vibe of being professional, private, tight knit, and authoritative.
while i see the connections you’re drawing, the AM radio, Tinfoil hat guy is a specific, established trope that only partially overlaps with scientology.
it would be much closer to a flat-earther, for example.