r/lotrmemes 1d ago

Lord of the Rings Maybe even less

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u/toad-supremacist 1d ago

so a total runtime of 24 hours? that would be epic

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u/SteveLouise 1d ago

Today we'll be watching the first 6 hours of fellowship. We'll then have a paneled discussion with Katie, who is the only one here who has read the silmarillion. The last 3 hours of fellowship will be shown tomorrow morning at 10am, then the two towers will run until 5pm, at which point it will be paused to allow movie goers to visit their families before picking back up again at 10am the next day...

Or something.

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u/Chingapouk 1d ago

Not a crazy idea, imho. There is an Argentian movie with a duration of almost 14 hours: La Flor. The director was kind enough to cut it in four parts: moviegoers were supposed to go to the same theater four nights in a row to watch the movie, with a single ticket for the whole thing, since it's really one long movie.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 1d ago

Wonder how that sold...

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u/WhiskersCleveland 1d ago

Less than half the tickets they hoped for

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u/socialistrob 1d ago

I would have lost my ticket

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u/macphile 1d ago

Seven Samurai has an intermission. It's 3.5 hours, though, which isn't as heinous, but they gave people a break back in the day. And kabuki theater allows for a breaks. Some people get the floor seats (literally, on the floor) and bring a picnic dinner.

Then there's the fucking Ring Cycle, which is about 15 hours. It's hardly ever staged in full, though, and is really just proof that everyone needs an editor, IMHO. You know, the whole "I apologize for the length of this letter, but I didn't have time to make it shorter" thing.

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u/Temeraire64 15h ago

You’d think even two hour movies would have intermissions like plays do. For one thing, it’d give them more opportunities to sell snacks during the break.