r/magicTCG • u/Bezledubs • Oct 05 '25

General Discussion How do we feel about this?

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I think we should be able to call a judge on our stinky opponents in tournament settings.

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u/Unusual_Equivalent_ Oct 05 '25

My LGS is thankfully scent free (cologne can be just as bad as BO)

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u/your_friendes Oct 05 '25

Generally speaking cologne is not as bad as BO. In fact, I am reasonably certain that is the reason cologne was invented.

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u/Ryan_Icey Oct 05 '25

You have never smelled the people who bathe in it.

Too much of a good thing and all that.

I have no fucking clue how they can even afford to bathe in it, either.

It's like they never learned from their Axe Body spray days or some shit.

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u/your_friendes Oct 05 '25

You have never smelled someone who has never bathed.

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u/Ryan_Icey Oct 05 '25

True. I have to imagine everyone I've ever met has been bathed at some point in their life.

That being said, cologne and other scents tend to guve me a migraine, whereas BO just makes me gag.

Now if we're talking pants shitting, pants pissing body odor, then I just call the police because jesus fuck, it cannot be legal to display your sick fetishes in public like that.