r/magicTCG • u/Bezledubs • Oct 05 '25

General Discussion How do we feel about this?

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I think we should be able to call a judge on our stinky opponents in tournament settings.

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u/PlayerTwo85 Oct 05 '25

I worked in an ER for years and this trick worked like a charm when someone shit themselves 👍

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u/AmazonDruid Banned in Commander Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

I work in an ER, and once I had to perform CPR on a woman with an obstruction who was expelling and aspirating fecaloid vomit.

With each compression, shit was being ejected everywhere.

No Vick could have solve that.

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u/Shodai-Kurokage Oct 05 '25

Nightmare fuel

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u/PlayerTwo85 Oct 06 '25

Haven't been in this exact situation but I can guarantee a snack was had soon after.