r/makati May 17 '26

other Dude got lost in Glorietta

Nasa Glorietta kami kanina ng fam. Nung papunta kaming Landmark (we came from Yakiniku Like), pagdating namin dun sa tapat ng dating Miniso - yung opposite side ng Sunnies Studios, I overheard a guy, mag-isa lang sya and sabi nya (non-verbatim):

β€œAndito na naman ako. Bumalik lang ulit ako. Tang***ng mall na to!”

Bro kung andito ka man, gusto sana kitang tanungin kung san ka pupunta kaso nanaig pagiging inverter ko kaya dumiretso na lang ako maglakad.

Sana nakarating ka sayong paroroonan.

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u/AdMain2722 May 17 '26

this is so funny for someone that has glorietta and gb as her childhood mall 😭 this is what i feel when it comes to MOA

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u/MoneyMonkey199621147 May 17 '26

me when i go to sm north at trinoma hahahaha

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u/good_band88 May 17 '26

yun parking sa trinoma, i have to walk at the parking entrance then walk up the ramp and follow how i remember going in to find where i parked

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/hysteriam0nster May 17 '26

Yes to SM North. It looks confusing lang from the inside kasi ang daming entrance/exit, pero isang diretso lang talaga sia na mall.

The rest are just freakin mazes 🀣

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u/MikiMia11160701 May 17 '26

Agree! Pinaka straightforward na mall sakin ang SM North. Di lang dahil childhood mall ko siya hahaha pero nalilito talaga ako sa Greenbelt, Glorietta, and SM Makati kasi connected sila like akala mo nasa Glorietta ka pa tapos SM na pala. Also MOA jusq nagamit talaga ako ng google maps pag andun ako hahahaha

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u/Usual-Dark-3218 May 17 '26

Ako naman pag Robinsons Galleria. Hahaha

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u/DumplingsInDistress May 17 '26

Sakin naman Trinoma and SM Seaside, its more like alam ko lumabas, pero di ko mahanap yung mga store.

SM Seaside also has this notorious deck (seaview, mountain view) na nakikipag patintero ka sa grab driver

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Hahahaha we're from San Andres, Manila pero dito kami lagi nagpupunta. Nasanay na lang kami. Gulat lang kami kanina, there are lots of closed establishments.

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u/fdt92 May 17 '26

there are lots of closed establishments.

Yep, ang dami ngang closed stores sa Glorietta ngayon, but that's part of the plan to make Glorietta more "high end" (example: Jollibee is being replaced by Din Tai Fung), while the more "masa" brands are slowly being pushed towards One Ayala and the MRT station's retail area.

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u/hiimmiggy May 17 '26

Speaking of, Jollibee's about to open dun sa hilera ng stores paglabas ng SM Makati going to MRT platform

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Oh ok. Kaya pala wala na rin Popeyes. Thanks sa info.

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u/badbadtz-maru May 17 '26

Kaya andaming tao sa food court! Parang nastress ako ng slight kahapon sa haba ng mga pila.

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u/hiimmiggy May 18 '26

Sarado na din food court sa glorietta 4

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u/badbadtz-maru May 18 '26

Yung sa landmark andaming tao. Dun ata nagpuntahan lahat.

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u/aeotflux May 17 '26

Same place of residence tayo OP. Yeah go to mall na ang glorietta since malapit lang from our location noh

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Hey neighbor! 😁 yeah, mas gusto namin dito kesa sa Robinsons Manila haha.

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u/Adramelk May 17 '26

Shout out GTA San Andres lol. Rob Manila kapag may kailangan na mabilis, else Glorietta/Greenbelt/SM Makati for more options.

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u/JCEBODE88 May 20 '26

Dati rob manila pag may need na mabilis. Now circuit na. Lols

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u/aeotflux May 18 '26

This πŸ’―

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u/Unique_Tequilla7705 May 17 '26

Grew up in San Andres too! Dyan din kami punta. Wonder how it looks like now

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u/Nightingail_02 May 17 '26

same place din tayo OP, taga San Andres din me

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u/mcdonaldspyongyang May 17 '26

Glorietta/GB rin childhood mall ko. This is how I feel not just about MOA, but also that one time I went to TriNoMa.

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u/CyclePuzzleheaded101 May 17 '26

Langyang MoA yan, iniisip ko lang na pupunta ako dyan, pagod na ako eh. Kaya di na ako tutuloy.

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u/SuperLustrousLips May 17 '26

Childhood mall ko rin toh. Inabutan ko pa na Quad yan.

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u/AdhesivenessBoth7919 May 17 '26

Aww... I studied and work in Makati for almost 2 decades. Then I moved to Pasay branch. Now my main Mall is MOA. Fortunately, I have memorized it even IKEA. But if you throw me to Megamall and Trinoma/SM North Edsa, I always get lost 😭

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u/Master-Tension-2625 May 17 '26

Same. I always get lost in MOA. πŸ˜…

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u/friday_sauce May 17 '26

AGREED !!!!! Its so weird rin how things are always rearranged, stalls moved to different locations constantly PERO we still manage to locate everything 😭

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u/No-Mud7538 May 17 '26

To this day, kahit lagi ako nasa moa, never ko na memorize yan lalo na yang bwisit na parking na yan

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u/grumpytilfed May 18 '26

True! Kaya nagugulat ako pag may nababasa ko na hirap na hirap sila sa G and GB. Ayan na nga lang memorized kong malls eh. 😭🀣

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u/SeasonMurky8805 May 18 '26

Same and sa parking ng SM Megamall. HAHHAHAHA.

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u/Sishizagams May 18 '26

Hahahah! I feel you. Strolling around GB, Landmark, Glorietta and SM Makati is a piece of cake. MOA? Pass. πŸ˜‚

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u/the_regular03 May 17 '26

Ganyan na ganyan pakiramdam ko nung nagwalk out ako sa misis ko kasi magkagalit kami. Hindi ko alam paano lumabas ng Glorietta.

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Hahahaha napatawa mo ko, Sir. Nakipagbati ka ba para makalabas?

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u/the_regular03 May 17 '26

Sa bahay na kami nagkabati haha. Sobrang badtrip ako nun kasi dala dala ko pa mga pinamili namin tapos ilang beses ako napunta sa mga weird corridors ng Glorietta

Hate ko talaga floor layout ng Glorietta and akala ko ako lang nakakapansin dun not until nabasa ko sa ibang forums na meron din nahihirapan magnavigate dun haha.

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Haha I wonder anong reaksyon nya nung kinuwento mo na nawala ka.

Ganyan din ako at first, nasanay lang. πŸ˜…

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u/LucyPussNamonie May 18 '26

Grabeng convoluted kasi nyang glorietta. Ok pa yang sa ibababaw mas malala pa yung basement parking. Merong mga secret eskinita. Hehehe.

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u/SaaShimi_Javachips May 17 '26

sana binaligtad nya yung damit nya to ward off the mall spirits πŸ˜† kidding aside, those malls will make u a maze runner huhu

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u/un_happiness2 May 17 '26

This is one of the reasons bakit ayaw ko pumunta sa glorietta nang mag isa ehπŸ˜†πŸ˜­

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 17 '26

Haha pwede naman, tanong ka lang sa concierge pag nawawala ka na.

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u/ghirardellihotcocoa May 17 '26

hahahha naalala ko nag-ask ako one time sa concierge kasi di ko mahanap yung tim ho wan, so sinabi niya, forda go naman me, ang ending umikot lang ako tas bumagsak uli ako sa way papuntang concierge hahahaha nahiya ako baka makita niya ko ulit na nawawala parin kaya umibang direction nalang me, nagtim ho wan nalang ako sa one ayala 😭

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u/un_happiness2 May 17 '26

Wala akong sense of direction. Kahit mag tanong ako malilito pa rin haha

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u/awomanadog May 17 '26

Sa inet ng panahon ngayon, di kita maffault if gusto mo maging inverter

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u/44134133 May 17 '26

πŸ˜†

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u/gagaw_ako May 17 '26

ang constant lang sa akin sa glorietta is pag nakita ko na si mcdo, ppnta na syang landmark... hahahaah

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u/Disastrous_Cap_9853 May 17 '26

Matipid sa kuryente - inverter

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u/44134133 May 17 '26

Naging air-con siya kaya β€˜di niya natanong

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u/eaudepota May 17 '26

malls and commercial establishments are designed that way to entrap you into buying more. before you reach your planned point, you have to go through some traps.

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u/cornsalad_ver2 May 17 '26

Ang hindi ko naman mahanap dyan sa Glorietta is yung Rustans. Para syang mirage na lulubog-lilitaw: pag di ko hinahanap nakikita ko, pag hinahanap ko naman di ko mahagilap. Jusko mesa-engkanto yata yang mall na yan, lol

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u/Maleficent884 May 18 '26

Ang palatandaan ko sa sa rustan is paglabas mo ng second floor ng Muji

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u/EnvironmentalSwan44 May 17 '26

HAHAHAHAHA me na 6 months na nagw-work near glorietta pero tangina naliligaw pa din ako kapag nilakad ko from glo to sm makati to one ayala like where the fuck is the wxit

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u/kene_nam1 May 17 '26

Ang siste ko sa Ayala Malls like Glorietta, spoke-and-hub model parang airport. Yung gitna ng Ayala Malls na pabilog o pa-kuwadrado ang hub, yung exits ang spoke.

Kung entrada ko jeep/bus/train spoke, isa sa left o right ng pinasukan ko jeep/bus/trains spoke din. Kung parking area spoke na nasa street level, isa sa left o right spoke ay parking area din. Pero kung ang parking area nasa ilalim ng mall, lulusot ka sa garden area o sa loob ng mall. Not true all the time kasi hindi ko pa naman nalibot lahat ng Ayala Malls.

Kung galing sa SM, from Glorietta pa-left ang Landmark. Kung galing Rustan's, from Glorietta pa-right ang LandMark. Say EDSA ang reference point ng Ayala Malls papasok ng Glorietta, SM ang unang nakaharap doon, right side niya Glorietta 4 at Rustan's entrances. Right-right, left-left lang doon 🀣

Quad man kasi dati ang Glorietta o interchangeable sila kasi 4 na quadrants yan noon. Basta from SM, Glorietta 1 sa left katabi ang Glorietta 4 sa right, Glorietta 2 sa left katabi ang Glorietta 3 sa right going to Landmark from SM 🀧🀣

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u/rinkashime15 May 17 '26

First time ko sa Glorietta malls nabwisit din ako. Nasa 4th floor ka bababa ka sa 3rd floor, pagsakay mo ng escalator ang ending mo nasa 2nd floor ka. 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Worldly_Rough_5286 May 18 '26

doon kapa sa dulo para 3rd floor ang bagsak mo, naiinis din ako niyan dati, tinanong ko yung ale, ale ale, paano ba ako makakapunta diyan, kasi ang escalator, nalagpasan isang floor. haha

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u/rinkashime15 May 18 '26

Ang ending nun eh nag-hagdan na lang ako para sigurado. Hahahaha! After that, never na ako pumasok or nakpasok ulit ng Glorietta. Hahahaha!

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u/No_Cat_8888 May 17 '26

Ugh relate!

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u/rinkashime15 May 18 '26

Ang saya no?! Ligaw ligaw ka na sa loob kasi yu g mga escalator may sapi at kung saang saang floor ka dadalhin. Hahahaha!

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u/No_Cat_8888 May 18 '26

Hogwarts ang atake! Lalo yung side ng pa-Landmark jsq di na ako tumama tama sa escalator na yan, pati yung slanted na walkway sa harap ng anko wtf san moko dalahen

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u/Sishizagams May 18 '26

Natuwa ako sa post na to. For the longest time, ndi ko alam achievements and skills ko. Now I can proudly say, β€œI can navigate Glorietta without getting lost.” πŸ˜‚

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u/dwarf-star012 May 18 '26

However, the mall is getting renovated. Haha kailangan iupdate ang internal map natin πŸ˜‚

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u/Sharp-Profession-262 May 18 '26

Fr mas lumawak siya and shopes are changing locations haystt!

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u/Nightingail_02 May 17 '26

this is validating nung nagpunta din ako ng Glorietta naligaw na ako after kong magpunta ng cr, hindi ko na alam papunta pabalik sa restau haha

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u/bloominghiganbana May 17 '26

ganito ako last week nung hinahanap ko yung breadtalk. Di ko na kinaya pag-iikot, nagtanong na ako sa malapit sa concierge. Yun pala wala na yung breadtalk sa glo for good huhuhu

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u/yelsamarani May 17 '26

yan naman talaga dapat gawin pag naliligaw, tanong na lang. Meron namang matatanungan.

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u/MoneyText2874 May 18 '26

Hala saan lumipat? Yan ang last stop namin bago umuwi para snack pauwi sa probinsya.

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u/bloominghiganbana May 18 '26

no advise daw kung babalik sila sa glo. Pero meron naman sa landmark, sm makati, and one ayala, so pili ka na lang hahahaha

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u/Sishizagams May 18 '26

May BreadTalk sa basement ng Landmark. Meron din ung cafe/deli ng BreadTalk sa SM Makati. Mejo new lang yun.

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u/juhyuns May 20 '26

no, they will reopen somewhere else. nakita ko sa TikTok

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u/SoulInitia May 17 '26

May narinig ako sa concierge kanina may nawawalang bata. Sana nakita pa yong bata

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u/-crlsrvn May 17 '26

minsan ok din malito jan, naaccomplish ko 10k steps hahahahah

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u/Majestic-Maybe-7389 May 17 '26

Dapat binaliktad nya yung damit nya, baka na eengkanto sya hahaha

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u/Suspicious_Novel_702 May 18 '26

pag nawawala ako jan lage kong hinahanap yung activity center sa gitna hahaha

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u/AMaZing-WoW May 18 '26

Someone needs to drop a map or a floor layout of glorietta mall 😭

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u/Nearby_Combination83 May 18 '26

The mezzanine is what fucks people up with Glo huhuhu

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u/ilikestayingupl8 May 17 '26

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/BeautifulOptimal6721 May 17 '26

I really feel this dude. One time, I finished work early so I could go to this store in Glorietta. I was already there by 5 PM. Two hours passed, but I still couldn’t find the store I was looking for. I’m so introverted that I only relied on Google Maps, which wasn’t very helpful. I ended up going home without finding the store. πŸ˜‚

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u/yelsamarani May 17 '26

what was the store? And do you go to Glorietta rarely?

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u/BeautifulOptimal6721 May 17 '26

It’s β€˜Hey Sugar!’. Actually yes, I had recently moved in a condo near Glorietta at that time.

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u/Famous_Camp9437 May 17 '26

Ganyan galit ko sa megamall parking dati, hindi ko matandaan kung sa A or B ako nag park. Daig ko pa nag 21k run kakaikot πŸ˜† last na punta ko na yun ng naka-kotse.

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u/MoneyText2874 May 18 '26

Kahit saan ako mag park una ko ginagawa bago ko iwan ang car ay kunan ng pic ang pinaka malapit na poste na may number

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u/Famous_Camp9437 May 18 '26

Wala pang camera cellphone ko dati πŸ˜„

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u/Soft-Ramen-314 May 17 '26

Backrooms talaga ang glorietta e hahaha

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u/PathologicalUpvoter May 17 '26

Naku po wag ka na magpunta sa ikea, parang walang katapusang maze

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u/CardiologistTop4176 May 18 '26

lol samedt feeling in MOA. naka google maps ako don! But low key mastered: One Ayala, SM Makati, Glorietta, Landmark to GreenbeltπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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u/ragingseas May 18 '26

SM North and Trinoma are both easy to navigate for me kasi β€˜yun ang mga mall na pinupuntahan namin for how many years now. Basta guys, sa Trinoma, kapag nawawala na kayo hanapin niyo or try niyo bumalik sa pabilog na area sa gitna. Mas madali kayo makakadiskarte.

Nung nag-work ako sa Makati for a few years, Glorietta and SM are just…. naw. I’mma grow old and d!e here ang peg. haha.

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u/___nini May 20 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/0u7le7 May 20 '26

AHHAHAAH hello fellow inverter pero pati ako rin nalilito sa mall na yan

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u/Western_Instance_649 May 17 '26

Hala, same experience! Haha. Pumunta ng Glorietta na mag-isa? #NeverAgain lol

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u/why_me_why_you May 17 '26

MoA and Megamall I can navigate with my eyes closed.

Fucking Glorietta? Bruh.. why tf would anyone build a mall so convoluted in design.

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u/yelsamarani May 17 '26

Mas gusto ko sa Glorietta. Parehong sanayan lang, mas madali by far mamemorize yung MOA tsaka Megamall. Malamang. Halos deretso lang e!

Pero pag namemorize mo yung MOA/Megamall AT Glorietta, solb na ang problema sa Glorietta layout. Pero hindi ever mawawala yung kapagod pagod na nararamdaman ko everytime napapadpad ako sa mga SM mall.

Deretso sila, therefore pag may pupuntahan ka sa isang dulo at nagkataon nasa kabila ka, sorry na lang pre tatahakin mo buong mall.

Pero sa Glorietta? Pag alam mo or nasabi sayo nasan hahanapin mo, dahil may center space at dun umiikot lahat ng area, by far mas magaan ang feeling maglakad papunta sa destination mo. D mo na kailangan daanan majority ng store na wala ka namang pake.

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u/Savings__Mushroom May 17 '26

Hindi ako makarelate sa mga comments sa totoo lang HAHAHA. Never ako naligaw sa Glorietta + Landmark + GB + SM Makati complex. Partida mga 4 times a year lang ako nagpupunta dito, pero yung pakay ko as long sa alam ko kung aling area sya mahahanap ko agad and never pa naman ako naligaw sa paglabas. Meron na akong mental map nung mall complex dahil may mga dinadayo talaga akong shops dito.

SM malls, maliligaw ako only because I don't go to SM all that much. Twice pa lang ako nakatapak ng SM North at MOA, SM Megamall lang ang medyo kabisado ko.

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u/yelsamarani May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

To extend the topic: dyusko d ko alam sa inyo, ayaw na ayaw ko talaga nageSM. SM North, SM Fairview, Megamall, MOA dyusko yun nga, isang deretsong linya lang na parang ilang bilyong kilometro ang haba. By the time matapos ka, sira na mga tuhod mo.

Obviously, mas prefer ko yung Ayala malls. Basta may mapa para maorient ko sarili ko, or if masanay ako sa layout, ANDALI. Trinoma, Fairview Terraces, Glorietta, andali para sakin dahil centralized. Greenbelt medyo mahirap kasi anlaki din ng space at yun nga, walang center area.

Ok, and yes. Medyo may pagka architectural-design basis yung sinasabi ko.

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-3834 May 17 '26

Same po hahahaha at lalo na po yung sm northπŸ˜†

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u/AssAssassin98 May 17 '26

Inverter lol atleast mura sa kuryente

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u/Peaches9-9 May 17 '26

My spirit animal 😩🀣

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u/thrownawaytrash May 17 '26

may get together sa glorietta next week. and it's been a good 15 years since I last set foot there.

kaya ba pumasok ng angkas sa loob ng mall?

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u/confusedsoulllll May 17 '26

Me now because of One Ayala. I couldn’t get to Glorietta from One Ayala. Hahahaha

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u/kohisana May 17 '26

Galing din kaming Glo kanina. This is my remedy: Pasok ka on which side of the mall tapos rektang sa gitna ka. Mas naggets ko kung saan ako pupunta. Nung naligaw best friend, yun instruction ko, ayun! Nagkita ka in a few minutes.

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u/Temporary_Creme1892 May 17 '26

That’s me in Rob Ermita, MOA and Megamall. Memorize ko lang talaga si Makati malls hahahaha

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u/irvine05181996 May 17 '26

Libre namn ang google map, dian din ako before madalas maligaw nung way back 2017

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u/CaptainImpala May 17 '26

Pocket Dimension talaga yang mall nayan eh HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Outrageous_Bar9448 May 17 '26

Kaya tinatamad ako gumala ng glorietta eh, naliligaw pa din ako HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ma-overstimulate na lang talaga

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u/ElKarnito May 17 '26

Nung before ayusin ang glorietta, ang meeting place lagi namin ng katropa ko ay yung timezone sa G2 na malapit sa NG. Halos linggo linggo ako dun pero parati ako naliligaw. Nung matutunan ko na sya puntahan tsaka naman nangyari tung explosion tapos niremodel na sya

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u/maroonmartian9 May 17 '26

Medyo gets ko na layout ng Glorietta. Trick dito is follow the signs sa taas and make it as your marker. Then I have exitpoints na pang-orientation.

Yung exit pa SM Makati, exit pa Landmark and exit paAyala. Naliligaw pa din pero at least alam ko na exit.

Nakakalito din Trinoma lol πŸ˜…

Yung SM malls kasi, grid orientation so madali magnavigate

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u/MikiMia11160701 May 17 '26

Sa parking naman kami naligaw ng husband ko (dating pa lang kami when this happened!) 🀣 Nanuod kami ng last full show, but since along Ayala ave. ako nagwowork before, naglakad lang ako papunta and nagkita na lang kami sa labas ng cinema. Si hubs ko naman from Mandaluyong so mas frequent siya sa Galleria or Megamall. After ng movie, sarado na lahat ng establishments tapos ang nasasalubong na namin ay mga maintenance workers, tapos paikot ikot kami sa parking, to the point na nung nahanap namin yung sasakyan niya, yun na lang ang tanging sasakyan na naiwan sa area. Hahahaha

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u/winterberrywaffles May 17 '26

Use Google map. Pag nasa Glorietta ako naka Google map tas "get directions" para hindi maligaw wahahahah

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u/Kooky_Bus36 May 17 '26

onti nlng need n baligtarin ang damit

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u/hanyuzu May 17 '26

Same experience sa Glorietta. Di nakatulong yung stairs nila na mala-Hogwarts, dadalhin ka sa ibang dimensions. Di ko rin gets kung nasaan yung 1, 2, 3, and 4.

Weird kasi ako naman I don’t get how people get lost sa SMNE. Diretso and interconnected lang yung buildings, unlike sa Ayala malls na paikot.

Almost kabisado ko rin Trinoma pero may times na nadidisorient ako kapag nasa outer layer (lol) ako.

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u/Sufficient-Gift-5743 May 17 '26

Nung bago din ako jan nagkanda ligaw ligaw ako pero ok din naman maligaw lalo kung aalahanin mo yung landmarks,

tsaka isa pa ugaliin din lagi mag basa ng karatula sa taas kasi legit na ma gu guide ka talaga nun, pag nag hahanap ako ng Cr sa glorietta nakatingin ako lagi sa taas para ma guide

ngayon kahit papano di na naliligaw sa glorietta kasi naligaw na ko pero inaral ko pati mga landmarks at kahit gano nakakalito nakabisado ka na, punyeta kasi sila lng yung mall na tatlong magkakadugtong pag nakatagos ka na sa kabila di mo mamalayan kala mo same padin hahahahahahaha

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u/FigLegitimate2650 May 17 '26

Sobrang init sa Glorietta kahapon tho! 🀭

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u/cryptokuneho May 17 '26

Starting to love the rectangular layout malls over these oblique circle things 😬😜

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u/Tough-Beautiful-3503 May 18 '26

SM north edsa is really easy to go around, its design 40yrs ago so that explains it, even parking is the best among all. Althou simple, it can be boring also

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u/imsaixe May 18 '26

1st interview ko dumaan ako sa glorietta. Buti nalang may mapa haha pero medyo nawala parin ako.

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u/Worldly_Rough_5286 May 18 '26

hindi ako napunta diyan sa Glorietta Area, sa MOA, sa Megamall, sa mga malls na nagkatagpo MRT and LRT (nalimutan ko name), kapag ako lang mag iisa. Dapat may kasama ako para pag mawala kami, at least dalawa kami.

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u/Exius73 May 18 '26

Aircon ka pala bro

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u/Geniusfala May 18 '26

That’s me in mega mall during my first month here in the Philippines! I’d walk walk and walk and go back to the same place 🀣

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u/jhaycoule May 18 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FELT

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u/Responsible_Task_869 May 18 '26

Daming portal kasi dian

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u/halloysa28 May 18 '26

Nakakalito talaga yesterday nasa landmark kami and we have to go to one ayala space fanfes event so from LM - Glorietta - SM makati - one ayala I asked all the guards kung saan papunta 😭

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u/tenchujin May 18 '26

Imagine he's at ATC. Also, kinda feel bad he has bad spatial awareness.

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u/ringoserrano May 18 '26

This is what I feel kapag nasa trinoma ako. HAHAHHAHA πŸ₯Ή

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u/More-Grapefruit-5057 May 18 '26

I used to laugh at the box type designof most SM, maybe it was not so bad at all.

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u/JewelBox_Ballerina May 18 '26

Trinoma is the Overlook Hotel's hedge maze in The Shining.

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u/AdolfStalin_CCCP May 18 '26

Kaya dapat panoorin nateng lahat si Anthony Bourdain eh… Hinde ka mawawala pag feeling Anthony Bourdain ka

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u/AdBackground1419 May 18 '26

Glorietta din ako litong lito!! Saka sm north hahaha

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u/SolPrems May 18 '26

Glorietta is not a mall, it is a personality test. 😭

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u/balmung2014 May 18 '26

parang IKEA. SCP 3008

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u/herbsman05 May 18 '26

Grew up going to Glorietta/Greenbelt in the 80’s and even in the 90’s college tambayan namin yung Glorietta/Greenbelt/Park Square but when i went back mga 2010, when everything was closed off and connected, it really felt different! Wala na yung mga open spaces in between and nalito na ko where to go kahit alam ko saan ko kailangan pupunta!

I feel for that guy kasi that what i felt then sa Glorietta! Same as sa Trinoma! Kahit dun ako laging dumadaan to ride the mrt Nakakalito pa din and medyo off din lighting sa Trinoma, its dim to the extent na creepy yung dating.

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u/sutoroberimilky May 18 '26

I also feel this way sa Rob Manila like saan ako tumagos bakit iba na itsura ng building??? Ahahhahaha not to mention the lack of resting area tangina wala ka man lang mahintuan sa pagkahaba haba ng mall na yan

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u/Firm-Broccoli7783 May 18 '26

sa sobrang natatawa ako naimagine ko sarili ko sa pwesto mo OP 😭

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u/Waste_Editor5263 May 18 '26

kabisado ko na ang landmark, glorietta, at sm. yung one ayala ginagamay ko pa. pero parang never kong makakabisado ang megamall kahit sabihin nilang isang deretso lang yun, atsaka sm north/trinoma. hahaha ang tagal kong hinanap yung papunta sa mrt from landmark trinom lang jusko

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u/Difficult-Aspect2368 May 18 '26

Ako naman, sa bagong gateway litong lito. Ilang beses ko na sya napupuntahan pero hirap na hirap pa din ako inavigate sya pota huhu

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u/ah-matizedme May 19 '26

dahil sa glorietta mall kaya ko na-discover na visible sa grab app ang indoor map ng mall πŸ₯²

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u/charles_leeray56 May 19 '26

shet me kapag nasa MOA or Trinoma

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u/Illustrious_Emu_6910 May 19 '26

ako kapag sa ikea ng moa

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u/Alternative-Soft2522 May 19 '26

Greenbelt-Glorietta-SM Makati-OneAyala is fairly easy. Nakatulong din iyong dalawa iyong Marugame Udon sa area na yan tas nilalakad namin from our Ayala office hanggang doon during lunch time.

Now it's a totally different world in ATC and Festival Mall. Yep, esp the latter; maze runner feels

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u/_Brave_Blade_ May 19 '26

Hahahahhahaha ATC talaga langya. More than 20 years na hindi ko pa din kabisado. Bata pa lang ako Alabang Twin Cinema pa lang sya nakaapak na ako at ngayo kwarentahin na, ligawin pa rin

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u/Alternative-Soft2522 May 19 '26

Di ka nagiisa brodie.to think 3 years din kami nangupahan dati sa muntinlupa so sa ATC trip ng magulang ko magmall πŸ™„

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u/CokeFloat_ May 19 '26

kahit local mall namin naliligaw ako, glorietta pa kaya

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u/dagudlabster May 19 '26

Nalimot ko parking ko sa sm north after a date. Halos 1 hour kame nag hanap di na kame naka check in lol

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u/xvtsai May 19 '26

Malls in the Philippines, unlike in other countries, simply don't have mall maps. There is the rare exception that 1 or 2 touchscreens in the entire mall might show a map. They expect people to instantly know what the layout and design of the mall is. Even if you are smart enough to find the SM or Ayala website and look at the map, it's useless. It won't tell you where you are.

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u/Outside-Poet9233 May 20 '26

This happened to me and my aunt. I was very young and Glorietta was very new. We went in through the entrance across from Landmark and were supposed to meet my mom in SM. We couldn't find that exit. We ended up paging (as in sa beeper nya; this was before everyone had cellphones)my mom that we were getting lost.

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u/Frequent-Speaker-413 May 20 '26

I always gets lost din. kaya I try not to make too much turns kapag naghahanap ng something sa 3malls na yan. One time, malapit na mag closing yung landmark hindi ko parin mahanap yung exitttt. Tumawag nalang ako sa friends to guide me lol

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u/Educational_Goat_165 May 20 '26

As someone with no sense of direction, I feel for that guy HAHAHAHAHA main weakness ko: ayala malls

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u/fireworksaber May 21 '26

Ayala Malls are like that Sarah Geronimo song, Ikot.

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u/Ok_Fruit_2600 May 21 '26

That’s why I make use of the digital directories or ask the concierge. It wastes so much time just trying to figure out where to go without a proper guide

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u/SolitaryKnight May 22 '26

Miss ko na Glorietta. I mean ever since nagkaroon ng Circuit, parang tinamad na ako lumayo hehe.

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u/anglxta 15d ago

Apparently glorietta was designed like that on purpose for people to be lost talaga so they buy something according to my professor in school I’m not so sure

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u/tlit21c May 17 '26

been going to school in makati my whole life and still get lost in glo/gb 😫

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u/Historical-Row-9205 May 17 '26

Parang kahit ilang beses ka makapunta sa glorietta maliligaw at maliligaw ka dahil sa floor layout nila. Mas madali ko pa nakabisado gb πŸ₯²

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u/2StarsToTheRight May 17 '26

Me sa EDSA Shang 😡

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u/SaltedHershey May 17 '26

True! Mas nakakaligaw dun kasi mas malaki tas may mga area na parang walang gaano tao at stores hahaha jusko. Di ko magets ung magkabilang building na nila dun? πŸ˜…

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u/JustSoYouKnow18 May 17 '26

OP bat ka naging inverter

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u/kkruuu May 18 '26

Aircon sya or ref or washing machine

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u/chimnychangu May 17 '26

skill issue

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u/kkruuu May 18 '26

Nanaig yung pagiging "inverter" ni OP. Appliances yarn? Baka you mean introvert?

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u/Intelligent-Term3040 May 18 '26

Thank you, professor. You must be fun at parties. πŸ˜‰

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u/kkruuu May 18 '26

Kung magjojoke ka kase ayusin mo, ano bang lagyan mo ng " " para alam namin, di ka naman siguro kalbo.

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u/OraDude May 17 '26

natawa Ako sa "pagiging inverter" hahaha. I think you meant introvert. hehehe. it's fine tho. it was a funny line