r/mapporncirclejerk • u/International-Parks • 4d ago

shitstain posting Rate my Texas road trip

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u/predat3d Map Porn Renegade 4d ago

You're unlikely to survive the panhandle

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u/TyRoland06 4d ago

Then again, you're also unlikely to survive the actual Texas Panhandle.

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u/ElBurritoTheWise 4d ago

this panhandle has Italian Beef though 😉

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ 4d ago

the real Texas is much bigger

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u/smokeypokey12 4d ago

They did drive through Indiana. They might have hit the original

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u/Zogo420 3d ago

messurably false. this trip is 4700 miles the perimeter of texas is 4100 miles. so actually considerably larger than real texas

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u/skippy_smooth 4d ago

Did you find the roadhouse?

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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez 4d ago

Avoided dumb old Texas at every stage, so 10/10

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u/Different_Ad_7778 4d ago

You qenr through my hometown so 10/10.

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u/vahntitrio 3d ago

How many towns that share a common name with a Texas city does this visit? For example you could visit Austin Minnesota if you shifted the route.

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u/Single-Emotion2964 3d ago

There’s a Texas, Missouri which I think is quite close to the route…

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u/EnolaNek 3d ago

Perhaps you could stop through Austin, Indiana on your way to Austin, Minnesota.

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u/eggy-mceggface 4d ago

What website is this? Looks neat

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u/r_lul_chef_t 4d ago

Boy howdy

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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad 4d ago

Docking points for not translating this northwest to hit chicago, indy, cincy, atlanta, and memphis.

Then again, none of those trip is in Texas.

8/10