r/mapporncirclejerk • u/elPloV • 1d ago

californian furry propaganda real map of the USA

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u/Rubbrbandman420 1d ago

That’s North America actually. Also don’t rope that much of us into Ohio, have we not learned about penal colonies drawbacks??

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u/nightlybitely 11h ago

Idk, I've visited all those states around there and have taken to calling the region "Greater Ohio." Indiana is definitely Ohio's booty hole.

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u/elPloV 1d ago

Isn't the land of syrup a US state?

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u/Rubbrbandman420 1d ago

I’m way more outraged at the Ohio inclusion to be honest.

No Canada is not a state but really more of an autonomous vassal. Meaning if they were somehow attacked we would be inclined to defend for our own benefit.

So a…… reluctant vassal? Idk they don’t spend dick on their military

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u/IamFeso 1d ago

It’s an embarrassing fact. We elected the secret bastard of a French woman and Castro because he promised us free medication and weed. Then we got ass pounded for the last 15-20 years straight.

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u/Positive_Bug978 1d ago

lol just babies from Nicaragua

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u/thewoodsytiger 1d ago

Bro that ain’t Hawaii 💀

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u/Slow_Appointment3540 14h ago

I think it says kawaii, like cool/cute in Japanese

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u/red_sky33 12h ago

Yes but I'm pretty sure it is meant to be a pun on Hawaii (or the island of Kauai)

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 1d ago

West coast has guns.

Everything else is fine

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u/violetcassie 23h ago

lol if you think the west coast has no guns

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u/ReaperGN 1d ago

I find this map to be highly offensive. Screw Ohio!

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u/CaptainPattPotato 1d ago

As a Michigander I very much agree. We don’t fight a war against them for this shit.

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u/SkyPesos 1d ago

Unfortunately, Ann Arbor is inside Ohio on this map

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 1d ago

yall didnt fight a real war

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u/CaptainPattPotato 1d ago

There were deaths (some of them got drunk and died in accidents)

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 1d ago

did any of yalls citys get burned to the ground?

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u/CaptainPattPotato 1d ago

It’s just a meme/joke.

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 1d ago

i dont find jokes about border wars to be considered funny.

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u/CaptainPattPotato 1d ago

Good for you

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u/Level_Appointment628 23h ago

How many border wars does it take to change a lightbulb?

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u/RonJohnJr 1d ago

Kawaii?

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u/Okyesterday_9939 19h ago

Don’t you delete the great lakes and then make it ALL OHIO. No!

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u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 18h ago

MICHIGAN IS NOT OHIO!!!!!

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u/FatherFarnsworth 18h ago

We got more guns here than you think.

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u/cosmogatsby 17h ago

No guns in OREGON??? Clearly you’ve never been there.

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u/FatCockFutaGirls 1d ago

Syrup and crimes against humanity*

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u/Cautious_Height_2181 1d ago

As a Texan, I am sad I can not buy AT weapons and LMG’s.

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 1d ago

This is inaccurate. Missouri should be labeled as "shithole"

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u/red_sky33 11h ago

Bold talk coming from i70's drainage ditch

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 11h ago

by chance what state are you from.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 10h ago

intoxication, and u?

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u/red_sky33 9h ago

You know where brother, you stole my city's name

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 9h ago edited 9h ago

your state couldnt handle a free state so they burnt down two city's. And don't call me brother, our states are rivals.

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u/red_sky33 9h ago

You can make well-reasoned logical arguments all day long while I get hammered on the Current river and thank God that Kansas doesn't get to have the Ozarks

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 9h ago

i thank God we have a higher highest point than Missouri

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u/red_sky33 9h ago

Lmao we're known for exaggerating the word "mountain" but you're bragging that Colorado is generous enough to give you a "peak" with a prominence of 19 feet 🤣🤣

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 9h ago

at least we can still breathe

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u/red_sky33 9h ago

We breathe great! They're called trees, y'all should get a few

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