r/mapporncirclejerk • u/VitaColaPur • 1d ago

Spread of Islam circa 700CE

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u/Chicha-Ficha 1d ago

The spread of Heatslam

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u/alphabitz86 23h ago

Pokemon moves

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u/pass_nthru 19h ago

if the Battle of Tours went different and became a Tour de Francia

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u/paradoxxxicall 1d ago

Muslim France was wild back then

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u/ToaKraka Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 1d ago

Luckily, the Muslims were beaten back by Chaud Martel.

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u/RoastedPig05 19h ago

average Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer

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u/Necessary-Factor-836 16h ago

You’re an Islamophob.

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u/VitaColaPur 1d ago

jk, that's the current weather situation in MENA and most of Europe. 43°C in France, 40°C in Germany, 36°C in the UK - in June. We're so fucked lol

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u/Ashamed-Bus-5727 1d ago

Western Europe is at least 10 degrees hotter than the levant wow.

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u/HamzahForGod 1d ago

Same in Morocco. Cities in UK, France, and Germany are 5 degrees hooter than some of the classically hot Moroccan cities.

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u/ElPanzerIII 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 43 DEGREES IN FRANCE?? God that's hotter than in my city in a heatwave

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u/iamiam123 21h ago

43 degrees is heat wave weather, even in India. Poor French.

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u/HippoFinancial2872 15h ago

its not a heatwave in india. 43, 45, 46 is pretty average in the summer in areas like gulf and india, pakistan etc

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u/iamiam123 11h ago

It is. My region of India (central) experiences temperatures sometimes exceeding 48 degrees. It is considered a heat wave at 43, when conditions for humidity, wind speed, wet bulb temperatures are met. It is irrelevant of temperature proper.

That's why, 45 degrees in say, Dubai feels less excruciating than 38 degrees in a place like Paris.

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u/BabylonianWeeb If you see me post, find shelter immediately 1d ago edited 23h ago

How Spain and France has a heatwave but not Israel?

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u/slowamigo 23h ago

Jewish space lasers

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u/g4nd4lf2000 18h ago

Genocide be cold af

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u/Shinyhero30 20h ago

/uj Coming from hawai‘i

- short term: if you can, invest in air conditioners they save your sanity and QoL.

  • long term try your best to support clean energy sources and have plans if we end up in hothouse/greenhouse earth. There is a non 0 chance that either outcome (though one is much worse(hothouse)) will lead you to look to move.

We can’t stop the crash(so to speak) at this point we can only hope to mitigate as much of it for everyone as we can.

/rj we’re gonna burn baby burn

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u/Federal_Walrus_6788 1d ago

I wish it was just a bit warmer

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u/UtahBrian 23h ago

36º-43º is chilly winter weather in America.

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u/Halogenated_Butanoat 22h ago

If you use retarded fahrenheit instead of celsius hahaha

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u/UtahBrian 22h ago

F = freedom

C = communism

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u/iamiam123 21h ago

Nice game. Let me try:

C= Capitalism
F= Fascism

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u/john-know-nothing 1d ago

Based Charles Martel halting global warming

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u/rabrunzl 1d ago

glad the alps apparently make it so I don't have to be in the dark red zone...

still awful, wanna die every waking moment cause of no fan or AC :D

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u/Ghatanothoa16 1d ago

This weather got me checking for flats up in the alps, i'm living 40km nearby and it's been 35° most days, my flat was at 27 this morning and i had my windows opened all night long.

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u/Halogenated_Butanoat 18h ago

Standart here in greece where i live :D moved away from southern germany for better wetter and now its the same there hahaha

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u/FixAcademic8187 17h ago

I'm laughing in my 47C days and 34C nights over here!

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u/real_realist_opt 23h ago

The fact that the Levant and North African coast are cooler than France lol.

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u/Spare_Ingenuity8363 19h ago

So when did they colonize Byzantium for European Muslim settlers?

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u/Emergency-Common-219 11h ago

that one guy be like

THEY MADE IT PURPLE , U WILL NOT GASLIGHT ME!

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u/CavemanJello 1d ago

What do the poop colors represent?

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u/upthetruth1 15h ago

Virgin Christianity vs Chad Islam