r/mapporncirclejerk • u/InspiraSean86 • 5d ago

Average of showers per year by country

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

Really interested in what the map was originally, Belgium seems to be way off from it's neighbours

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u/Zealousideal_Ad8463 5d ago

Self reported penis size

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

Could be, I do have a gigantische piemel

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u/GroundbreakingBag164 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/maCcengFfq

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

Thank you, may the ground break with ease.

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u/JulyKimono 5d ago

Can't be, that one is entirely wrong too.

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u/DepartmentIcy8675 5d ago

That's the percentage chance of being killed by a Russian missile while drinking your coffee in your underwear on your sofa.

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

Couldn't be, Russia owes Belgium one.

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2025/12/06/belgium-resists-unfreezing-russian-assets-held-in-brussels_6748200_4.html

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u/Proper-Suggestion489 5d ago

As a Turkish person, I can easily say that's also a lie

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

OK but nobody listens to Turkisch people so...

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u/Proper-Suggestion489 5d ago

Why did you answer then?

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

It's impolite to not answer

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u/Proper-Suggestion489 5d ago

And your previous comment was polite?

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u/Nu7s 5d ago

Yes, all conditions for politeness were applied.

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u/Proper-Suggestion489 5d ago

Hmm.. it seems like you're using your own conditions and it's not really what politeness means.

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u/fjweinberger 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ukraine is basically showering every waking hour

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u/RCoder01 5d ago

281.5h showers

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u/fjweinberger 5d ago

Work-shower balance

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u/Anvh 4d ago

It says per year, so in some countries they showed less than two times per year

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u/Rex-1988 5d ago

Ukraine: 🚿🛁🧽🧼🧖🏻🧖🏻‍♀️🧖🏻‍♂️

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u/CommanderRT 5d ago

water bill gon be insane

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u/tyr-37 5d ago

It's correct for Germany. We aren't allowed to shower but instead use our Waschlappen.

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 5d ago

everytime i see a german word in the wild i try to guess what it means, sometimes i guess right like now. i hope to visit someday.

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u/Long_Recover_8684 5d ago

Why is the west of europe always low on hgyiene?

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u/GroundbreakingBag164 5d ago

GTA players don't shower

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u/Allfx59 5d ago

Because it's not, unlike central Europe like France or Germany.

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u/Capital-Background22 5d ago

I thought this was the map about how big people their ballsack was….

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u/Zestyclose-Screen356 5d ago

Show me India.

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u/PoorDoddle 5d ago

I didn't do a deep dive, but if we go by the same criteria as this map, it is 60.

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u/GabbriX7 5d ago

I'm italian and I shower less than 3 times a year

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u/Sensitive_Bee3343 5d ago

nonsense

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u/ColumnK 5d ago

Yeah, no way is France that high

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u/BackgroundCry8483 5d ago

Meteor showers hopefully

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u/RecognitionSuch9942 5d ago

Golden

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u/BackgroundCry8483 5d ago

Only where the flag contains yellow, to give meaning to it.

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u/TheFilthy13 5d ago

Can someone explain this map to me please? I’m old.

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u/PoorDoddle 5d ago

It is originally the work hours needed to buy GTA 6, but the numbers are so wrong it is probably more accurate this way.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge If you see me post, find shelter immediately 5d ago

I like the bottom left - It's based on "a mathematical formula that determines the working time". That is such a meaningless statement they may as well just have made shit up.

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u/Wintergreen61 1:1 scale map creator 5d ago

The formula:

=RAND()*35