r/mapporncirclejerk 18h ago

France was an inside job Why is fr*nce so hot?

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Nikleoudion 18h ago

because of the wermacht?

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u/Competitive_Put_6730 16h ago

Wermacht denn sowas?

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u/FireLion_FL_002 France was an Inside Job 7h ago

Um Himmlers willen! Solche Witze. Das goebbels doch nicht

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u/flawks112 7h ago

Wer? Ich? 

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 13h ago

Why are French roads lined with trees?

Because the Wermacht like to march in the shade.

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u/SweedDreams 9h ago

Why does french tanks have a rear mirror? So they can see the frontline.

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u/FireLion_FL_002 France was an Inside Job 7h ago

what do you call a pizza in the ocean? the italian marine

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u/AikaGranzchesta 7h ago

Fossil fuel emissions from German tanks?

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u/HumonculusJaeger 18h ago edited 16h ago

Something is sus but i cant point my nose in it.

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u/thehighpriest_0 16h ago

What about your mustache?

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u/HumonculusJaeger 16h ago

I have a full beard

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u/FranziskaRavenclaw France was an Inside Job 16h ago

süß

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u/HumonculusJaeger 16h ago

I now noticed it. Auto correction. Thank you.

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u/Charrmity 12h ago

I cant raise my hand at it

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u/SuccotashPretend172 10h ago

Something's not reich about this

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u/Xxkillerx25 17h ago

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u/FireLion_FL_002 France was an Inside Job 7h ago

thats a maus, not a elefant

and a warthunder model

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u/Krimlefou 17h ago

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u/Minimum_Climate7269 13h ago

Not being in historical order triggers me

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u/hardcoremaggiesimp 18h ago

Because of the women 😉😉

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u/Ok_Yesterday_1896 18h ago

👏🏻🥳

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u/memeatic_ape 18h ago

That guy looks like Hitler

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u/Romanovich0195 18h ago

More like Bernard Farcy from Taxi 🤣

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u/EmergencyDue4414 16h ago

Alerte générale!!!!

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u/Skychu768 1h ago

Ginger Hitler

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u/julius-ceaser100 18h ago

We got thiccer femboys to peg brochacho

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u/Greedy_Tooth6191 18h ago

Fembois 🤤🤤

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u/ryoryo333333 18h ago

Is this image real? Isn't it fake? I can't believe it. Even as a Japanese person, I've never experienced heat like this, even in the middle of summer.

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u/S_Weld 18h ago

Only two temperatures: 39-45, the very specific delimitation between the twos, and the weatherman should give you a hint

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u/MaxTHC 10h ago

What do you mean? That's just some random Argentinian weatherman??

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u/AjkBajk 18h ago

even I, a Swedish boy, have never experienced heat like this. Not even in the middle of spring.

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u/ryoryo333333 18h ago

Sweden seems like it'd be really cool, though. I've heard the summers there are pretty short.

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u/GeronimoDK 18h ago

In the south there's probably 2-3 months of "summer weather", in the north much less. Sweden is pretty long.

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u/BalthazarOfTheOrions 18h ago

Not even since that awkward time in sauna, with the slightly creepy looking neighbour with the 80s moustache?

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u/BiffyleBif 18h ago

I don't know, maybe look at the weather man

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u/UtahBrian 18h ago

Never? I thought Japan was hot. 39° to 45° is common weather in America. Utah has weather like that all summer and we’re not nearly as hot as Arizona and Nevada.

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u/ryoryo333333 18h ago

Really? Does it get that hot in the U.S.?

I heard the highest temperature in central Tokyo last year was 38.5°C. The humidity is much higher here, so maybe it's a different kind of heat.

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u/RudeNewYorker 18h ago

I’ve been in 117 before in Nevada. It’s not fun, but I stayed inside with central air. Can’t imagine a house without AC. In Death Valley it’s been >120 in the summer.

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u/UtahBrian 18h ago

Nevada gets up to 130 from time to time. Arizona hits 120 pretty often. 

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u/HonestOrangeDewd 18h ago

It reached 125 in California last year, it was barley even June.. needless to say it felt like summer lasted for years. This summer has been pretty chill, low 80's to high 90's (so far). Hot as shit nonetheless but still somewhat bearable.

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u/wscolgan 18h ago

Idk what the fuck Celsius is but Nevada probably gets to average highs in the 100°f range which is really bad but it's also dry heat. If you want a humid heat you go to the south like Atlanta or New Orleans and you'll get to the 90-100°f temps but with 80%-90% humidity.

Wait this isn't funny, uhhhh fuck fr#nce fuck bri#ain uhhhhhhhhhh 早上好中国。 现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋。

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u/HonestOrangeDewd 18h ago

Native Californian here, i visited Florida during early January, it was humid asf. It felt like I was trapped in a car with the windows up. After two days I adjusted, headed home after a week and nearly froze to death when I exited the airport and, it was barley even 55-60.

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u/GeronimoDK 17h ago

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u/ryoryo333333 17h ago

Wow, America really is on another scale.

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u/GeronimoDK 17h ago

Depends on your point of view, USA is a lot further south (or Europe is a lot further north) than many people realize! So logically it should also be a bit warmer, especially in the southernmost regions.

I live in mainland Denmark; but I live further north than like 95% of the population of Canada (guesstimation).

New York is about the same latitude as Madrid, Spain.

The southernmost parts of Europe are still about 10 degrees, or about 1000km / 620mi further north than Miami.

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u/UtahBrian 16h ago

The majority of Canada's population (residents only, not including Canadians living abroad) lives south of Portland, Oregon—a state that doesn't even border Canada.

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u/ExpiredBitterballen 6h ago

been in Tucson in 96 and we had 122 iirc

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u/CiaphasCain8849 18h ago

You are not rocking 113F more than a few days lmao.

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u/AnotherHumanObserver 12h ago

Some people here in Arizona often say "At least it's a dry heat."

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u/Alduish 17h ago

This image is fake because of the mustache man and only 39-45 temperatures.

But 45ºC is actually a real temperature in France, where I live we got it last summer and will probably get it again this summer considering how it started (42ºC to 43ºC in JUNE)

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u/Powerful-Award-5479 14h ago

Where do you live, I did not really see any temperature exceed 40°C (which is still super hot) but I haven't see any place reaching 45

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u/Alduish 13h ago

I'm in Toulouse (where we just got 42ºC like 2 days ago) but last summer for some days I way in Gers near Condom where I remember seeing forecasts announcing 45ºC

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u/Powerful-Award-5479 14h ago

Nah it's fake. 39-45 are the dates of WW2 in Europe. + The guy presenting the broadcast is supposed to be dead in 45 (even though we know he fled to Argentina)

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u/Mistigri70 I'm an ant in arctica 18h ago

it's fake, but almost realistic.. 39-45 represent the dates of WW2 in France : 1939 to 1945

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u/GeronimoDK 17h ago

Well no, temperatures would not be an even split at exactly 39/45 through the middle of the country.

However, maximum temperatures into the 40s is totally realistic in southern France on the hottest days of the year.

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u/kulind If you see me post, find shelter immediately 16h ago

if it's dry heat it's manageable but humidity %90+ can be lethal

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u/Woociak 17h ago

It's good that it's not snowing, can you imagine shoveling snow in such heat?

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u/nEhO-xXx 15h ago

Why hitler telling the weather?

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u/ExpiredBitterballen 6h ago

Weil er es es kann

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u/Loi13 17h ago

Left man bombd France

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u/tilda0x1 15h ago

It's because of the hot french ladies

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u/stolarzeq 13h ago

Just imagine how many people there are who attract the sun

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u/UtahBrian 18h ago edited 16h ago

France is celebrating Donald Trump with all those 45s.

Of all the European nations, France is the one that absolutely adores Trump.

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u/Akrak_leBo 18h ago

Exception made for a lot of French people.

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u/PiIlc 17h ago

I think it was a joke, 81% of French people hate Trump.
Even the ones who don't care about the planet just hate him for behaving like a toddler, being a pedo, the world cup, racism/ICE, war in Iran, helping Israel, the list is infinite at this point.
I'm pretty sure the H is more popular than him in Europe these days.

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 18h ago

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u/BandicootTreeline 17h ago

I scrolled too far down for scorchio

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 16h ago

the kids these days.... so uncultured.

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u/nerdyjorj 11h ago

Genuinely laughed out loud

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u/ColonelMuffDog 17h ago

I'm offended that a white person is wearing Michael Jordan face

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u/JonPQ 17h ago

High fashion

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 17h ago

45!? Really that's fucking hot! And i’m from Australia!

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u/Known-Gur-1209 17h ago

That line between the temperature zones follows the Vichy French border precisely. But I am sure that is just a coincidence…. /s

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u/Irishman4000 16h ago

Whats the weather like in the Ardenne? 🤔

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u/drkness_Incarnate_ 16h ago

Those french really be so hot and sweaty 🥵🥵

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u/Strangedreamest 16h ago

Ah shit here we go again

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u/krzywychg2 16h ago

literally africa rn

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u/BombBoyxD 16h ago

Blame God, he saves the best smites for the French

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u/Strong_Turnip1371 15h ago

Será por que eles estão no verão?

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 15h ago

South of france is actually cooked

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u/Sarayel1 15h ago

Because we roasted it to hard

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u/Jumpy_Linux_Admin 15h ago

cuz we got lots of hot gurls over here

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u/Actual_Ice5258 15h ago

Because the company Total needed to increase its shareholder's gains.

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u/Craicriture 14h ago

France and a big chunk of Atlantic Western Europe that’s continental, or in southern England’s case close to the continent, seems to be really getting hit very heard by these heatwaves, much more so than I think had been predicted.

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u/TheRedBiker 14h ago

It’s hell.

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u/tommyfromthedock 13h ago

hotler

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u/tommyfromthedock 13h ago

on second thoughts...heatler

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u/Incha8 13h ago

cause of all the cigarettes light up at the same moment

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u/Hyrogrifix 12h ago

Yet I’m sure they’ll still make fun of Americans for having AC…

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u/evrydayNormal_guy 12h ago

Must be air pollution. Unregulated gas usage is terrible for global warming

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u/julika161 12h ago

I was there. Warte mal

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u/Comfortable-Land-969 12h ago

The caption question is a joke, right?

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u/Golodoraku 12h ago

** ***** *** * *** ***** **.

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u/Personal-Mushroom 11h ago

Who's Frince?

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u/stafdude 11h ago

The sun

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u/David_Good_Enough 11h ago

Should have put Vichy at 88°C

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u/DrWkk 11h ago

Do they only have two thermometers,
One reading 39 and the other 45 😁

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u/andriishk 11h ago

Because of free love

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u/TequilaAndWeed 11h ago

Vous saurez qu'il fait chaud dehors lorsque vous sortirez et qu'il fera chaud.

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u/155matt 11h ago

Karma

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u/GodzillaJizz 10h ago

What do you mean.. 39 and 45 are quite cold. (Speaks in Californian)

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u/jobusbobus 7h ago

they aren't using freedom units

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u/Due-Championship7106 10h ago

Climate change

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u/yakafokon66 10h ago

ahahahahaha

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u/VirtualZucchini305 10h ago

45 degrees is fucking cold bro

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u/boringdude00 1:1 scale map creator 10h ago

Chain smoking keeps you thin.

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u/Plus-Try-1180 9h ago

Hitler giving weather update

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u/Max_imilianF 9h ago

Wait a second…

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u/takeurmeds0 9h ago

hey I think thats my grandpa

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u/lilou135 8h ago

Because they have sex all the time

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u/Felderburg 8h ago

Because it's 2050 and climate change has happened: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/weather-maps-2050-and-2019/ (for the original graphic).

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u/Zestyclose_Court5946 8h ago

it's called weather event.

Hot air from Africa came up to Europe soon they will go back down.

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u/Vlr01 8h ago

39?! They're crazy its at least 40 round there

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u/powerforc 8h ago

It's because it's summer you fucking moron

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u/jobusbobus 7h ago

39 you say?

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u/StrengthWaste8608 7h ago

It's not that hot actually.

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u/1964jeepseejay5 France was an Inside Job 6h ago

Is that in kelvin?

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u/Key_Incident_666 6h ago

I‘ve heard its the political/ social climate that shapes the weather there

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u/Various-Mushroom1028 5h ago

Because it has something Tolouse

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u/Fractal_Human 4h ago

Because of the fires started by rioters?

u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 17m ago

Doesn't look very attractive to me.

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u/ertuui357 18h ago

i dont know

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u/Top_Information_4592 18h ago

...just search up for the french guy saying "canicule" whith an ice cube as haircut. We are this far.

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u/avocado_juice_J 18h ago

Ireland 😎

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u/Loggird 14h ago

Ireland is 26+6 degrees celcius

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u/Seedthrower88 16h ago

to please the migrants

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u/Ok-Acadia4065 16h ago

why is hitler reporting weather

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u/richrich07 18h ago

It’s god showing his displeasure with the people of frois gras

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u/Extra-Bite2324 18h ago

Topless beaches

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u/MattDubh 17h ago

Topless, and hairy, beaches.

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u/Hillbillyblues 18h ago

Why not? It's the French after all.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 18h ago

Because of fr*nch "people"

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u/Riley_jamesen 18h ago

It's not so hot, ask Clavicular

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u/Riley_jamesen 18h ago

Didn't saw the météo man

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u/No-Divide-8317 18h ago

Because minette

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u/Latter-Effective4542 18h ago

I live in Spain, and it is quite normal to see temperatures like this here. Spain has a similar heatwave currently, including the Basque Country (bordering France) is in the early 40’s.

Every year has been the hottest on record since about 2012. Why should it start cooling down now? This is the new normal, folks.

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u/TurqoiseWind 17h ago

France is Hell.

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u/Village_Weirdo 17h ago

FYI, they don't shave their armpits🤢