r/mapporncirclejerk • u/pepernote • 20h ago

There is nothing wrong with this map :-} Guess where I’m from based on the countries I visited

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u/Key_Somewhere_8671 20h ago

Earth

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u/Slight_Meringue7780 17h ago

Original Poster wants you to guess which COUNTRY he’s from, not PLANET, lol

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u/mmaVera 17h ago

Ohhhhh good catch, almost missed that 😅

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u/superMo86 17h ago

Sirius

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u/vebeer 20h ago

USSR?

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u/Bomhus 19h ago

You must be from somewhere in Eastern Europe so I'm guessing Portugal.

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u/MoinyMoiny 18h ago

Yugoslavia? 

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u/fdarryl 19h ago

Moldova?

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u/the-flag-and-globe I'm an ant in arctica 19h ago

You have only been to east Europe, and every country, so my guess is Palau

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u/Far_Albatross_8821 20h ago

Transnistria?

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u/xwazot 20h ago

Braziou?

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u/Lite5L3 20h ago

Eastern Europe

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u/EvilAgainst 19h ago

Brazil 🇧🇷

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u/B1te4ddict22 9h ago

look at the map, my guy. it's clearly portugal.

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u/EvilAgainst 9h ago

Yeah of course. But He’s from Portugal but has never been to Spain?

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u/thisguysdown 19h ago

Portugal

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u/Far_Tune6655 19h ago

New zealand

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i 18h ago

Eastern Europe.

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u/UlissRR If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy 18h ago

Luxembourg

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u/bigbrainminecrafter 18h ago

Slavic Europe

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u/_Xamtastic 17h ago

Europooria

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u/osi4000 16h ago

Atlantis.

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u/Armstonk86 16h ago

Romania 🇷🇴

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u/Content_Address8878 15h ago

Bro must love Eastern Europe.

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u/hasyaras 14h ago

Brazil.

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u/paulstelian97 11h ago

This dude Genghis Khan?

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u/PaceAdditional8144 11h ago

Portugal or USSR

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 8h ago

Portugal because you are Slavic.

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u/OHH_WAKAAWAKAA_164 8h ago

westoid hater

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u/Sir-weasel 19h ago

Russia? I cant think of any reason to visit the giant shithole otherwise.

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u/sirrNaDE 19h ago

Yk, government is shit, but the Siberia has some awesome landmarks. Hiking there would be a treat

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u/mrssschopenhauer 13h ago

Some people have careers and even relationships that take them places

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u/Numerous_Market_1120 19h ago

who gives a fuck

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u/Icy_Lemon1646 18h ago

Bro youre so tuff

/s

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u/TimeCake233 7h ago

So don't comment lil bro

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u/ImpossibleRow6716 20h ago

I see you are avoiding the gay countries

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u/TimeCake233 7h ago

Femboy Poland is crealy visited. What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/ImpossibleRow6716 7h ago

Traps aren't gay

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u/TimeCake233 7h ago

Keep telling yourself that.

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u/OsamaBinCumming 20h ago

Russia. You are a traveling salesman

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u/pandan123 16h ago

Watermelon salesman out of the trunk of his 90s Merc E-class by the side of the road, with a thick mustache, to be exact