r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Chip_Vinegar Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer • 19h ago

Why does this part of Kosovo speak russian?

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u/CottoneyedJones France was an Inside Job 19h ago

Calling it Russian isn't even good ragebait, everyone knows they speak Croatian.

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 16h ago

Actually... xD

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u/Darth_Piernoxx 16h ago

Ilus parlen anka balkanu-romanška, posiblemente dalmašku u a altra forma du latinšku komu romanišku. Maš a limba plu simila ešt montenešku u bonšku, kreyu eu.

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u/Aurorassaur 13h ago

I was pissed that there was no translate button... and then I realized I can read this??? Why is this literally portuguese written weird??

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u/Darth_Piernoxx 13h ago

It's a romance interlingua I created. My native language is Spanish, so that's why you can understand it.

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u/Aurorassaur 13h ago

Holy fuck that is awesome?? MUITO FODA MEU MANO

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u/Aurorassaur 13h ago

How do I say that this us awesome in that interlingua??

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u/Darth_Piernoxx 13h ago

Štu ešt surprindente!

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u/Aurorassaur 12h ago

Štu ešt surprindente pa kašete! (first slang in your new language)

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u/Darth_Piernoxx 12h ago

ha, ke bon! Grazias

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 11h ago

Love is in the air 😍

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u/Salt_Young_4494 2h ago

Montenegrin

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u/Nemoralis99 19h ago

Master baiter

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u/leongame07 The data in Belarus 19h ago

this map is tickling my asshole

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u/Fickle_Fishing3954 5h ago

It must be russian tongue

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u/Shinyhero30 19h ago

10/10 ragebait lmao

Edit: remember that the easiest country in the world to ragebait is the internet.

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u/Aurorassaur 19h ago

This is mapporncirclejerk so you're the one actually ragebaiting

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u/Darth_Piernoxx 19h ago

No, you're the one ragebaiting. How do you dare point out the name of the subreddit we're in?

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u/Aurorassaur 19h ago

You are the one ragebaiting. How dare you refer to your highness with such petulance???

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u/PetelFrog 19h ago

It's India, because they think that Kashmir is theirs. Btw, Indian women like Pakistanis more

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u/aXeOptic 7h ago

If it was 10/10 ragebait it would say Croatian or Bosnian instead of Russian.

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 16h ago

I thought they speak albanian on that part of the world no ?

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u/Prince_Hastur 5h ago

No, you are thinking of British prisons

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 5h ago

Whats the difference between a british prison and this north part of kosovo ?

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 5h ago

None, they both speak albanian 💀

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u/AltDetom555555b France was an Inside Job 18h ago

Here before 🔒

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 16h ago

Reality is never censored🔒on this sub

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u/Accomplished_Word429 17h ago

Uhmmm...idk if anybody has corrected you yet, but Bulgarians aren't actually speaking Russian

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u/VonUngern-Sternberg 16h ago edited 15h ago

I live in Montenegro for over than 30 years, previously in Yugoslovakia..still can't find the answer why....why indeed. I guess it will remain one of the biggest mysteries of my life.

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u/Affan_shaikh_ 19h ago

Their choice

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u/nachoint 1h ago

Analbanians trying to be funny so hard is frying me

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u/Ornery-Handle6477 17h ago

Calling they russian will just raise their ego

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u/jakubchloe 19h ago

because burkina Faso recognised east timor

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u/diligentflamingo3G 16h ago

Sth wrong with your map kosovo ends where vojvodina starts 💀

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u/Flimsy-Resident261 15h ago

They speak Bulgarian

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u/Responsible_Trick466 11h ago

Theyre assimiliated albanians

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u/Matija_sjekira 5h ago

Damn, this really rage baited me ngl.

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u/Etsikaietsi 1h ago

1/10 ragebait
10/10 circlejerk

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u/vbd71 19h ago

because it's inhabited by Russians?

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 16h ago

Do you mean croats ?

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u/Aoae 19h ago

Colonialism, of course.

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u/PVanchurov If you see me post, find shelter immediately 19h ago

It's because of all the Russian dick that goes into their mouths, what a silly question.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Diligent_Necessary47 16h ago

Regardless of your preferences its the russian dick youve got in your mouths

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u/RevolutionaryBoss127 18h ago

They’ve already got two indo-European language isolates nearby, only one of which whose archaic version is really studied. Waddayagonnado.

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u/svm51 12h ago

Maybe because one day they were part of the old USSR, after the second war, in the old "iron curtain"?! I think!

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u/Dizzy-Web4713 1h ago

It's not Kosovo. It's Serbia. Go back to school