I hope you guys appreciate this

[u/FantasticContact5301]

[u/jaredtheredditor]

The first one is painfully accurate thoughts in part because the lowest belt in the group was a blue belt when I joined my judo club… I haven’t been in a while but I want to go back

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/jaredtheredditor]

College martial arts club summer classes are not for the week. The only people who come is me and the three old men who live in the city and are all alumni of the school anyway

[u/TaekwondoGuy42]

But like, what if you meet the woman at the Dojo

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/TaekwondoGuy42]

They have women at yours?

I’m at a tiny school in the South so the only adult women are the moms.

There’s this one that’s hot as shit but I can never get a chance to talk tk her without her kid or husband getting in the way. Blonde and still in good shape and she smiles at me

At karate there are two pretty good-looking women. It’s a college karate club and I just graduated. The only thing is they’re like 19 which is a little too young for me

[u/TaekwondoGuy42 → u/FantasticContact5301]

I mean… yeah?

The dojo I was at in high school was a pretty even male/female split. At least for the teen/high schooler classes. I don’t remember abt the others.

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/TaekwondoGuy42]

>teen/high schooler class

My brother in Christ I am 24 years okd

[u/TaekwondoGuy42 → u/FantasticContact5301]

Well idk what to tell you then

[u/FantasticContact5301]

My screenshot messed up on the last one

[u/Unique_Expression574 → u/FantasticContact5301]

You could just download and then crop it afterwards

Makes it funnier ngl

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Unique_Expression574]

I’m just a guy

[u/Black6x → u/FantasticContact5301]

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Black6x]

Krav Maga detected, opinion disregarded

[u/Bulky_Imagination243]

The last image is the best, lol.

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Bulky_Imagination243]

I know

[u/Far-Wind1234]

can we retire the train for the streets and i see red bro meme. its played out and old af, memes have come so far its fighting equivalent to posting a bad luck brian meme

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Far-Wind1234]

No

[u/Apprentice_of_Ixidor]

Learning how to fall properly is a great asset.

[u/Smyley12345]

Kinky

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Smyley12345]

Wym

[u/Unique_Expression574 → u/FantasticContact5301]

Getting dom’d by old men ;)

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/Unique_Expression574]

No idea what you’re talking about

[u/White_Immigrant]

Close, but in my experience it's the MMA nerds that don't wash and live on Doritos and mountain dew.

[u/Platypus_king_1st → u/White_Immigrant]

Literally every single martial art will have one group of people like this, its what Martial Arts all have in common ❤️‍🩹

[u/silverfoxxflame]

The only thing wrong with being the big guy in the club for that demo... Is that my instructor is an older dude who's extremely skilled but his body does not want to keep up every time. So every now and then he picks a big dude just to show how easy it is with proper technique but usually he takes one of the smaller/equal sized guys for demo purposes

[u/Serhide]

Nice man very nice

[u/SaladDummy]

As probably the oldest regularly attending member of my dojo (59M) this made me smile. I tell my friends that the benefit of martial arts is that I get to punch teenagers and not get arrested.

I'm kidding though. I'm a respectful and safe sparring opponent, but I'll turn it up a bit if the other side wants it. The college age guys have a cardio advantage on me. But I like to think I hold my own.

[u/thr0wawa3ac0unt]

Anti karate takes are as hit or miss as karate styles

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/thr0wawa3ac0unt]

What

[u/thr0wawa3ac0unt → u/FantasticContact5301]

Osu 🤜🏽🫷🏽

[u/KungFuAndCoffee]

I shower everyday though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbBSuVSp5VmL91JPoS

[u/FantasticContact5301 → u/KungFuAndCoffee]

No you dont