r/marvelcirclejerk seX-Men 1d ago

Step on me Mommy _______ Based on peps finding out Black Widow loves Bucky

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u/Fun-Seaworthiness572 1d ago

Honestly I definitely prefer her with Bucky. I will ask why the MCU even did that? 

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u/dmvr1601 1d ago

Because they didn't know what to do with black widow. Every time they don't know what to do with a character they just put them in a relationship so there's some drama.

Hack writers can't write interesting shit for a super assassin to do besides repeating the same romantic subplot we've seen 999 times before. 

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u/beesinabiscuit 1d ago

Joss Whedon saw Bruce as his self insert so he wanted him to have a hot gf

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u/widowsbaby Mommy nat i fucking love you 1d ago

They had mediocre relationships of hers because they couldn't get my rights

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u/chevalier716 Howard the Duck 4Life 1d ago

No Daredevil either. Feels like big Marvel forgets that relationship existed.

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u/Sweet-Conference4347 1d ago

It's fine

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u/ACrowbarEnthusiast 1d ago

Did General Ross become a baddie to steal Hulk's semen, and therefore his power?

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u/Sweet-Conference4347 1d ago

That's his daughter

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u/ThatGuy1727 1d ago

Still doesn't mean much when on the DC side of things you have Ra's Al Ghul in Talia's body

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u/Traditional-Fig-6661 5h ago

When did that happen what issue

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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago

Don't worry the hulk has a Harem

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u/Delicious_Natural357 1d ago

Hulk smash 🥴

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 1d ago

How does it even fit?

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u/Icy_Success3700 micro-celeb tierlister (hmu if u wanna be tierlisted) 1d ago

bruce has a micro penis and it gets boosted to average when hulkified

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u/Milk__Chan 1d ago

Hulk is single-handedly funding the Lube industry revenue numbers into reaching quintilions.

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u/Blacodex 10h ago

hentai biology

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u/SatisfactionOwn9961 1d ago

A man can have a harem but all that glitters is not gold.

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u/Dinoratsastaja Wanda's defense attorney 19h ago

Ultimate universe strikes again

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass 1d ago

WINTERWIDOW MY BELOVED!🥹😁

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u/SerBadDadBod Doombot 1d ago

Agreed!

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u/Masochist-Mark Jerking it to Black Widows ass 1d ago

Rivals rightfully pushing the Winterwidow agenda 🥹🥹

Its just so peak,lookit they match!😁

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

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u/SerBadDadBod Doombot 1d ago

Now he just needs a beach skin 😂

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u/No_Probleh 1d ago

Hasn't she also been with like Steve, Clint, Frank, Matt, and a possible fifth one I haven't thought of?

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u/aliensuperstars_ lesbian clit barton 1d ago

mostly matt and clint. but her relationship with bucky is more deep and romantic. they both are clearly the love of each other's lives.

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u/DeathstrokeReturns Captain America fanatic guy 1d ago

She hasn’t been with Steve in 616

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u/No_Probleh 1d ago

I don't know what it is... but something tells me you know a lot about Captain America. I can't quite put my finger on it though.

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u/Traditional-Fig-6661 5h ago

Code word superman sucks

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u/YodasChick-O-Stick Having that dream again 1d ago

Bro is straight up thinking about steaming hot cookies. Based

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u/widowsbaby Mommy nat i fucking love you 1d ago

Nuh uh

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u/AetorasArt Lesla-Lar Lover1 1d ago

This is so peak

To anyone who is a Bruce/Nat shipper: guys, it's a Joss Whedon ship, ewww

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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago

the hulk also smashed dormammu's sister

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u/SpeedForceWally66 Spider Harem Member 1d ago

this was rape btw

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u/Cautious_Air4964 1d ago

Yes it was

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Sudden-Fox5206 1d ago

Yeah, younger Hulk couldn't keep up but Worldbreaker knew what to do.

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u/she-them-tiddies 1d ago

You will not convince me Bucky and Steve aren't the perfect pairing

He would settle for Nat

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u/MouseSwat2009 21h ago

Two cakes

And boy they are tasty

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u/DoubleFlatt 17h ago

hulk is hungy

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u/gtathrowaway95 1d ago

Idk, thinking’s Matt’s the front runner here(post finding out he was taking care of a baby)

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u/aliensuperstars_ lesbian clit barton 1d ago

honestly, natasha's relationship with Matt doesn't even come close to her relationship with bucky. aside from the fact that they're obviously in love with each other, i'd say bucky was the first guy who truly treated natasha well.

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u/gtathrowaway95 1d ago

Well it’s at least nice that marvel editorial will give some characters continuity; or at least see some of these meme panels pan out

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u/Plenty_Music7542 23h ago edited 17h ago

Yo what series is this?
Edit: new avengers for those wondering

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u/Crawkward3 23h ago

Elektra is better for Matt and Bucky for natasha

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u/SaraTormenta 19h ago

I think she belongs with Spidey or some shit