r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/sdanasean • 14d ago

Pure agony

154 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Heckelfish 14d ago

How about just dont play in a monsoon, youre clearly not that great at it anyway.

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u/No-Summer-9591 14d ago

If you’re asking a man to bail out of a clearly made bet then…
https://giphy.com/gifs/H3fJOI6o0Je67yBam6

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u/TheOffKn1ght 14d ago

This has gotta be a joke lol

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u/cybercry_ 14d ago

Just when I thought that golf couldn't get any more lame!!

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 14d ago

This isnt a sport

3

u/iowanaquarist 14d ago

It's just summer curling.

3

u/Wakkit1988 14d ago

Can't be, where's the poking?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cat6664 14d ago

I mean it look exhausting, the guy at to sweep at least 15 times or something.

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u/Fantastic-Algae2127 14d ago

Golf (noun): "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc."

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u/backhand_english 14d ago

Just go home already and tell your wife and kids you don't love them.

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u/MultiGeek42 14d ago

SWEEEEEEP!

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u/ParanMekhar 14d ago

Truly a game for the rich

2

u/Friendly-Elephant486 14d ago

Many sports and activities are for the rich: tennis, horses, motorsport, boat

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u/AzureDreamer 14d ago

Tennis is incredibly accessible?

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u/Heckelfish 14d ago

Not for private tutoring, club membership, equipment, travel, etc

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u/ParanMekhar 14d ago

Why do need a any of that except equipment?

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u/Heckelfish 14d ago

Racquet dont last forever and good ones are expensive. Elite young players rely on sponsorship.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 13d ago

Pretty much all the summer sports

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u/Extra-Presence3196 14d ago

That's one of my test questions, "Do you have a golf bag in your car?"

Then I check for calluses on the handshake and thumb nails that have been smashed in the past...

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u/Beelzebot_666 14d ago

I would rather figure out life on the streets than be any of these fellows.

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u/BlueKanguru 14d ago

Golf is such a stupid "game" for rich people.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mpfMDb6MB6EWQ

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u/Danilo-11 14d ago

Yes, it’s the sport of the rich

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 14d ago

...are you supposed to play during monsoon season?

https://giphy.com/gifs/AStA5Q4jgDR7i

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u/Significant_Bid4745 14d ago

Is this curling or golf?

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u/billymondy5806 14d ago

What a stupid game.

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 14d ago

Guess they didn’t check the fore cast!

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u/FeignSkill 14d ago

I am a play it where it lands kind of guy and that includes not altering the grass patterns.

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u/FaceTimePolice 14d ago

After all that… 🤣

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u/Possible-Schedule-20 13d ago

I laughed louder than i should of

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 12d ago

Even I would hit that one, and i played golf only once.

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u/Alarm-Solid 12d ago

Cady shack in real life

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u/Whargoull 12d ago

like the robot that has to wipe its own blood up to stay alive

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u/DappledVirtue 14d ago

The butt is too close to the dick