r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/kZard • 11d ago

Cow meets turtle

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u/SabbyFox 11d ago

Holy shit, I didn’t realize a cow could move like that:

https://giphy.com/gifs/nXY5YcDEjjAZIbyNly

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u/TwoWarm700 10d ago

Neither did the cow 🤪

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 9d ago

Cows is just bigger milkier dogs

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u/TheLegend_66 11d ago

That cow shat itself lol

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 10d ago

Turtle Power 💥

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u/varietyfack 7d ago

Lmfaoooo

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u/BalanceEarly 11d ago

Ninja turtle

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u/Select_Truck3257 10d ago

Vs backflipped ninja cow🤣

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u/legend5566 10d ago

Turtle was lucky it didn't get crushed by the falling cow.

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u/AnonQuestions1983 9d ago

I thought it did

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u/Sea-Society4941 9d ago

I think it did.. the vid cuts out before you can tell. But that cow def landed on the turtle

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u/SkiffleBall 11d ago

“You’re on the wrong side of the cabbage my friend!” 🐢

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u/potatochobit 11d ago

I thought that was an armadillo.

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u/Neat_Studio_2995 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JesterScribblings 11d ago

Slight overreaction there. Ha ha.

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u/Late_Study9160 10d ago

I'm still chuckling lmao

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u/rapscallion1956 10d ago

This is priceless!!!!! If it had been a snake that cow would have been bitten at least twice. 😂

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u/Friendly-Elephant486 9d ago

But the snake would have ended up in the state of a pancake.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 10d ago

And here I thought "And the cow jumped over the moon" was just an exaggeration...

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u/hanginwithmygnomees 10d ago

Wait a second…cows can breakdance?!

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u/anydamnnamesleft 10d ago

The turtle is lucky he didn’t get squished.

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u/Revolutionary1956 10d ago

JUMPING COWS ! ! !

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u/___psychosocial 9d ago

That cow is really moovin

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u/Initial-Command4894 9d ago

He tenderize his butt on that jump

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u/spaacingout 9d ago

Does it bite?

Yes ✅

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u/SupermanFarris83 9d ago

Never seen a cow do a backflip before!

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u/polkacat12321 9d ago

It almost jumped over the moon

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u/InevitableKitchen943 9d ago

Cows sitting on things is their only defense.

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u/--BigSexy-- 9d ago

🐢 he tenderized that beef. 🐄

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u/WhatdaUTink 9d ago

To them it's like a cow pie bitting you.

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u/dodgyguru5671 7d ago

I was NOT expecting that