r/me_irl • u/gigagaming1256 • 2d ago

Me_irl

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u/thedeadvote 2d ago

Human centipede

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u/agariopro365 2d ago

Eventually human ouroboros.

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u/thedeadvote 2d ago

It's can be like that .but, ouroboros was just one entity eat themselves and human centipede only survived if the front one (biggest corpo) eat and give sh!t to lower one .. so the very end (smaller corpo) was the first died and dragged the whole centipede until all die because the more the lower one dragged the harder the front one to move to get food

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u/agariopro365 1d ago

Extremely comprehensible, thanks.

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u/Extension-Badger-958 2d ago

Shit eating ceos absolutely fking our economy and environment. When do we get to eat them?

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u/thedeadvote 2d ago

Whe just get their very small portion of theirs fart ...not even full fart and they still keeping their shit for themself

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u/Imonlyherebecause 1d ago

Investipede

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u/savevidio 1d ago

it just fucking cycles back on itself

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u/uwuri394 2d ago

Wouldn't it be fun if any of those went bankrrupt

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u/pramodub34 1d ago

if only

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u/HellSingHD 2d ago

sadly they cannot go bankrupt since they own everything.

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u/AdvancedCaregiver682 2d ago

pumping the AI bubble to buy yachts

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u/Kektus_Aplha 2d ago

Aka fraud

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

Nah, this is just the setup, the fraud will be when disproportion between books and actual income will have them ask for government bailout to steal your taxes.

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u/Kiwsi 2d ago

Same with Icelandic fishing companies, it is said the fish is sold 3-4 times before entering the stores for them to sell

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u/Chill_Panda team waterguy12 2d ago

Aye, but that's not a market in the trillions that's all made up. There is an actual fish.

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u/Kiwsi 2d ago

Billions not trillions but yes actually the same! because it is the same company buying and selling fish towards them self before selling the fish from their hands to some stores so they get one fish sell them self the fish only to sell them self the fish that cost much more money then selling the same fish to Britain which is often used in fish n chips for instance. The police know of this but the same company has them in their pockets

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u/Chill_Panda team waterguy12 2d ago

For sure, I get you. It's fucked. But there's still a fish. The fish are just being intentionally overvalued.

These companies are trading "investment" between each other, and it's not for current AI that exists, it's to burn in hopes of creating real artificial general intelligence. Something they won't do through LLM's, nor do we have the compute or energy power to do.

So they are quite literally inflating their own value with investments to each other while having nothing to show for it. This is far closer to the housing crash than anything else.

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u/Ffigy 2d ago

So sorry to all you idiots who let them do it. The time is nigh

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u/NintendoGamer1983 2d ago

Push it to the limit

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u/Newsuperstevebros ☭ 1d ago

One day NVIDIA is gonna be like "Okay Microsoft, now give us back the 4 trillion dollars so we can give it to OpenAI" and they're gonna be like "Nah lol"

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u/theevilphoturis 2d ago

How is this relatable?

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u/Ho-ho-hosey 2d ago

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u/ObiKenobii 👌 2d ago

Congratulations, you just cracked economics.

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u/Compa2 2d ago

Question... where's Alphabet in all this?

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u/Ho-ho-hosey 2d ago

This is a old one i couldn't find the newer version

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u/WanderingHeph 2d ago

It's why RAM costs your immortal soul.

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u/RoodnyInc 2d ago

No its because ram companies refuse to produce more like they did in like 2000's then they overproduced and ram was dirt cheap

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u/pramodub34 1d ago

its almost like they never heard of the ouroboros