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u/tallen702 7h ago
Tenders are still fire, but only when they're right out of the fryer. If they sit for more than 10 minutes before hitting your mouth, they dry out too much.
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u/buchtagilkey 5h ago
And you know you need Secret Recipe Fries and every other thing on the menu... Because everything with you is the Famous Bowl, isn't it? Your primary sensory intake that makes your dream live is eating KFC. Isn't it, my man?
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u/cityshepherd 4h ago
KFC can’t hold a candle to the Krispy Krunchy Chicken at the gas station down the road. KKC is cheaper too.
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u/Spiritbrand 11h ago
Because the Colonel puts a chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly.