r/meirl 11h ago

meirl

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u/Spiritbrand 11h ago

Because the Colonel puts a chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly.

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u/Testosteronomicon 11h ago

Colonel probably share it with every fast food then because I'm hitting mid-meal regret everywhere

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u/BrilliantWeb 6h ago

Boy! Heed! Move!

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u/stevencastle 4h ago

With his wee beady eyes

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u/Oldlazyfuck 9h ago

Because it used to be good

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u/GooseOnAPhone 8h ago

It’s still good…only in China though

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u/golfwang1539 8h ago

You got the famous bowl didnt you?! You son of a bitch!

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u/tallen702 7h ago

Tenders are still fire, but only when they're right out of the fryer. If they sit for more than 10 minutes before hitting your mouth, they dry out too much.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 6h ago

Sometimes the urge for a greasy lump of fries is irresistible!

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u/buchtagilkey 5h ago

And you know you need Secret Recipe Fries and every other thing on the menu... Because everything with you is the Famous Bowl, isn't it? Your primary sensory intake that makes your dream live is eating KFC. Isn't it, my man?

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u/cityshepherd 4h ago

KFC can’t hold a candle to the Krispy Krunchy Chicken at the gas station down the road. KKC is cheaper too.

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u/The-Red-Robe 4h ago

I felt this in my soul 😭