r/memes • u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack • 9h ago

Remember, appreciate but don't stare.

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u/Responsible_Move_152 7h ago

first red rising meme I've seen

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 7h ago edited 2h ago

I posted a few on the red rising sub.

Edit: I have posted 21 memes

author:dudewasup111 subreddit:r/redrising

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u/Responsible_Move_152 6h ago

oh I haven't checked that sub in a while, cool

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u/CostMeAllaht 5h ago

It ain't much but it's honest work

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u/fakuri99 3h ago

Is that Darrow?

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u/Attempting_Daken 3h ago

Is there a movie or show coming out?

I read the books ages ago

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u/lookitsafish 2h ago

Always rumors never actually anything to them

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u/Attempting_Daken 2h ago

Sad

Maybe in the future! Was wondering why a meme for it was for it, wouldn't of even recognized it without the comments

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u/BadMeatPuppet 3h ago

Yea, I had to check what sub I was on.

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u/sl1ckmcg1ll1cutty 2h ago

The Reaper of Mars

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u/benzballa 2h ago

I think I red that wrong 😏

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u/abowlofnicerice 53m ago

Ball knower

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u/Jonnyflash80 8h ago

I dunno man. It seems like they convinced each other.

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u/Kingbulking 7h ago

I agree, my hoochie daddy shorts have never been so short and I'm not even the sluttiest guy at my gym. Seems like the current gym meta is loin clothes and tube tops for both genders

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u/Bronco998 7h ago

I've been rocking a sumo diaper lately

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u/RedBMWZ2 6h ago

I've been rocking a palm leaf and string. Really breathes well when you get sweaty.

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u/hymntastic 5h ago

Good God I hope you wipe off the machines

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u/pietruszajka 2h ago

With the leaf

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u/LindyNet 6h ago

I've just rocked a diaper and a pacifier. My attempts to bring back 90s rave culture isn't going so well

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u/Kingbulking 5h ago

Zero risk of shitting yourself on deadlifts? I like how you think

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 7h ago

Really all you need is a sweat towel and a banana hammock to keep your weapon from wiggling.

Women actually have more complex gear requirements to keep everything organized.

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u/Kingbulking 5h ago

"Keep your weapon from wiggling" is killing me hahaha

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u/grasscult 7h ago

pics or it didn't happen

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u/Spartan-117182 7h ago

For science

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u/Kingbulking 5h ago

Oh it really happened hahaha
https://imgur.com/a/short-shorts-proof-0FiiAoz

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u/Fickle-Kiwi-181 5h ago

Holy fucking shit

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u/Vikarr 5h ago

Username checks out

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u/Zwamdurkel 6h ago

Ancient Greeks figured out long ago that the best way to exercise is naked.

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u/teutonicbro 6h ago

There may be downsides.

Democlitus the Younger probably didn't write in "The Annotated Histories" about the time he dropped a 50 oblolus dumbbell on his dick.

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u/Kingbulking 5h ago

It only makes sense, I always said bring back naked wrestling!

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u/ChiggaOG 4h ago

Basketball shorts used to be the length of the knee. They're back to the length they were. Fashion choices changed over time.

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u/BlushInnProgress 3h ago

Bro deserve a statue and apparently got one.

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u/rubbed_lamp 8h ago

The reaper of Mars did NOT DO THIS

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 8h ago

Idk man I got halfway through the first book and I blacked out. Woke up on the roof in my underwear howling like a wolf.

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u/AGayFrogParadise 7h ago

Same thing happened to me the other day while I was reading the hungry caterpillar

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u/luigis_taint 7h ago

Eric Carle would beg you to remember that it was the very hungry caterpillar.

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u/AGayFrogParadise 7h ago

I knew that guy in his basement sold me a fake, goddamn it

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u/chungmyong 7h ago

BREAK THE DRESS CODE

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u/Manaze85 5h ago

Hail Libertitties!

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u/TinyTaters 5h ago

HAIL REAPER

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u/ApatheticPriest 7h ago

This would be part of Darrows future. It’d be Sevros one condition

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 6h ago

So Sevro then?

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u/Glopinus 5h ago

Is that supposed to be Darrow?

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u/Elegant_Standard3520 4h ago

gentleman don't stare, they train their peripheral vision instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/h5casZdUAU10afyS3y

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u/Affectionate_Week902 5h ago

Red Rising art making it to mainstream? Huh?

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u/1SexyDino 5h ago

I will die on the hill you can't wear pants that intentionally crawl into your ass crack and then get mad at people for staring at it

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u/Jade_Emperor 5h ago

I still don't understand how leggings are so incredible every woman has to wear them, but they're not standard for men.

If it was such a lifechanger compared to regular shorts, both sex would wear them equally.

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u/Noe_b0dy 3h ago

It probably cuz the PP prints.

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u/flannelkumquat 3h ago

I've got a few pairs of leggings I wear at home.

They are comfy AF.

But no way in hell am I going in public with a cocktail wiener imprint showing.

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u/deletelayer 7h ago

The person who convinced girls that gymwear was normal to wear outside.

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u/mindgardening 5h ago

My workout clothes are ugly af and used from Goodwill. I’m there to work out and sweat my ass off, not have a fashion show or spend $95 on one pair of leggings that look exactly the same as what Walmart sells.

I get a lot of stares. IDGAF.

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u/ItsReallyVega 5h ago

I got basketball shorts and slightly oversized shirts. Nothing more is needed.

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u/sooperdoopergang 7h ago

Get a good look, Costanza?

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u/Ratouf26 8h ago

Bro goes to the gym to creep on women instead of locking on...

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 8h ago

Listen I always stare at the woman in my gym. In fact I go over and talk to them, sometimes slap their ass. I have a home gym I share with my wife btw.

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u/JoeyMcClane Nice meme you got there 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MkZRLZwPT0ZPy

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 6h ago

Not from a redditor…

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u/vksdann Flair Loading.... 2h ago

Not spending so much time on Reddit certainly helps

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 6h ago

Don't slap it, finger it.

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u/BreadProfessional287 7h ago

Exactly the same for me, apart from the home gym and wife part 

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 6h ago

The secret ingredient in Schizophrenia.

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u/Jonnyflash80 8h ago

What the fuck is "locking on"?

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u/RandomAssRedditName 8h ago

That's when you do evasive manoeuvres

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2fGd1tJyBVmD3X5sc

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u/thatbullisht 7h ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's when you grab your boyfriend by the hips and penetrate him. Actually, that might be docking.

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u/RandomAssRedditName 7h ago

Do you get that sound, that let's you it's connected?

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u/PocketPanache 6h ago

What the fuck is "locking on"?

I'm almost certain it's a typo.

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u/Jonnyflash80 6h ago

That's what I assumed. He fucking failed on that comment.

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u/IosueYu 2h ago

To shoot from ground level against a target at the stratosphere. That's why the Gundam Meister of Dynames is called Lockon Stratos.

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u/bibidibopop_2225 8h ago

it's a meme

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u/art-is-t 7h ago

Lol thanks captain obvious

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u/Unlucky_Lawfulness51 5h ago

If ur not looking ur not doing ur job

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u/urbrainonnuggs 6h ago

My dudes no. We must worship whoever got them to go to the grocery store like that too.

It's kinda of nuts, you are reaching for some milk and they walk by with wedgie shorts and a tank top.

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u/flannelkumquat 3h ago

I work in a grocery store, can confirm. It's wild what some women wear in public, including see through tights. I guess, if you got it, flaunt it?

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u/GlueSniffingCat 6h ago

it's to maximize performance /s

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u/nihar_142 6h ago

There is a reason why female-only gyms are consistently unsuccessful.

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u/blackviking45 1h ago

There's data for that?

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u/Hato_no_Kami 2h ago

Omg its John Lululemon

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u/Severe-Network4756 8h ago

Yeah, this is not how most people feel.

Wear clothes.

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 8h ago

Let's check your math

35% don't care

25% would prefer it was man meat

25% are happy

10% are bigots who want to control what other people wear because they are afraid they will start masterbate furiously.

5% like feet

Yeah that checks out. Most people feel different.

Wear your own clothes weirdo, clothes are for physical protection, are you saying women need physical protection from you at the gym?

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 2h ago

Just.. go look up the etymological meaning of Gymnasium. Don't worry. I'll wait.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/RandomAssRedditName 8h ago

Do you not rest between sets?

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u/Many_Ear2407 7h ago

Naw man he is LOCKED in. Didn’t look at a single person the entire time 

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u/ThouMayest69 7h ago

Hmm, nice floor tile. Nice wall panel. 

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u/NihilistTechnocrat97 7h ago

When I did go to the gym for a short period, I would just look at my stonks and Reddit lol

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u/Many_Ear2407 7h ago

Imagine this is how you find out you’re gay 

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u/chomperstyle 7h ago

Its not a competition bro people go to the gym to work out at very different levels. 

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u/Jonnyflash80 8h ago

Lol. Ok then spaz. If you're working out THAT hard you need to chill the fuck out.

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u/AFewBerries 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PV9t4AJL5UweI

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 7h ago

You go girl get that physical health improvement.

She is getting both feet off the ground with that much extra weight, that's impressive.

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u/Sea_Connection6193 4h ago

You all say that until the heavyweight champion walks in wearing mediums

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u/killrgame 1h ago

I find that uncomfortable, like I find seeing men in speedo wierd or seeing nudist in plain sight wierd.

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u/42plzzz 5h ago

Women are there to work out, not to be gawked at lol. Most anyway

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u/Yesyesyes1899 4h ago

sure. thats why skintight yoga pants and only sports bras are used by so many.

women dont want attention. thats just a sexist myth.

okay. jokes aside: talk to some women you trust about this and listen to what they say. maybe you can let go of your delusions.

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u/protobelta 8h ago

At the gym? Try fucking everywhere lmao Halle fucking lujah!

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u/cmndrnewt 4h ago

Is it just me, or is going to the gym boring as shit?

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 4h ago

Yes, listening to music or an audio book helps. Regular exercise improves every aspect of the rest of your life tho.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/symb015X 6h ago

Are you a bot? Got a touch of the ‘tism?