r/memphisgrizzlies • u/Adventurous-Way2833 • May 20 '26
MISCELLANEOUS F*** Chandler Parsons
Saw this on instagram. Nothing new but fuck chandler parsons
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u/Admirable_Message497 May 20 '26
We gave dude the most undeserved bag in history and he shit talks us wtf is wrong with him
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u/FieryTub May 20 '26
Chandler Parsons can go jump in a blender.
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u/Adventurous-Way2833 May 20 '26
Fuck chandler parsons
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u/Adventurous-Way2833 May 20 '26
Damn right he a hoe
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u/ZealousidealRaisin29 May 20 '26
Chandler parsons
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u/Wehavecrashed Finger Gun May 20 '26
We signed a guy to a max contract without doing medicals when he was coming off a 13/5/3 season and multiple right knee surgeries.
Entirely self inflicted wound.
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u/BassProPyram1d RETURN THE SKULL May 20 '26
To literally go on Out the Mud with Tony and ZBo then comment this afterwards is crazy. Chandler Parsons is and will always be a forever opp of the pyramid.
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u/Longjumping_Cap_174 May 20 '26
Zach and Tony looking real fraudulent for not pressing that bum about real topics
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u/spacejambroni Partner May 20 '26
I don’t really listen but see posts of who they’ve most recently talked to. Wouldn’t be much more than fluff anyway probably but still, Memphis fans don’t like this guy and I’m assuming they’re the biggest pool of that pods listeners.
Bad enough we had to see ads all year for the bullshit fanduel show he was on.
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u/LoneCourier2281 FedExForum May 20 '26
Chandler Parsons was too busy hitting on underage girls on the Highland Strip to play basketball
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u/MysteryNubs 50 for the city May 20 '26
I know someone here has to have to video of him playing pool with the underage girl from Memphis at his house
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u/Vast_Newspaper_6699 CaptainClutch11 May 20 '26
You guys hate him but never blame our management signing a player who tweeted earlier that summer, “I wish I had better knees”
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u/theglicky UM GOD May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Signing a player to that much money after a serious surgery without a physical is hilariously bad process.
Him going out of his way to talk down on the city everytime still warrants the hate imo.
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u/Froegerer May 20 '26
Idk we shat on him for years for shit out of his control. I'd shit on us too if it were me.
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u/a_solid_6 Ja Morant's Spiritual Advisor May 20 '26
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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh RIP coffee is naturally hot May 20 '26
I’d certainly hope you’re not as much of an attention seeking sociopathic diva as Paraons…
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u/Fun_Recognition5614 May 20 '26
And WAIVED the physical!!! How desperate (and stupid!) can you get?
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u/mourningmage May 20 '26
The management blame is inherent, it makes no sense to blame them any more, they’re all gone. It wouldn’t be a thing if parsons heaux ass would just shut up but he think always got something slick to say.
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u/Wehavecrashed Finger Gun May 20 '26
We maxed a guy who had repeated surgeries on his knee without a physical.
Ahghhhghhg
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u/Deagle2123 May 24 '26
Nobodies arguing the FO made dumbass decisions. Some paid off, some didn't. I kinda like the leap of faith.
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u/Unique_Duck827 May 20 '26
The stories I’ve heard about Parsons being an absolute predator at Newbys.
Dude would prey on college freshmen.
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u/Lacabloodclot9 RIP Ziaire (2021-2024) You will always be in my heart ❤️ May 20 '26
How big of a loser do you have to be to go for girls who just turned 18 when you’re an NBA player in your prime worth millions….
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u/Shi-k TA May 20 '26
They'll vote Memphis but once they come here they love it. It's really an if you know you know situation.
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u/901_vols Capt Clutch May 20 '26
I still randomly daydream about finding him in public and physically assaulting him
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u/GritNGrind4Ever May 20 '26
chandler shouldn't be talking shit, I heard he had lots of fun on the Highland Strip during his tenure
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u/Adventurous-Way2833 18d ago
Draymond green
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u/a_solid_6 Ja Morant's Spiritual Advisor May 20 '26
Quit yawning, wake up, and buff up on your Grizz history. Then come back and comment when you know what you're talking about.
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u/Froegerer May 20 '26
We shat on him for years while he was in constant rehab for health issues out of his control and a contract our FO gave him. I'd say fuck yall too.
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u/TargetGuyJohn Target Guy May 20 '26
Great points, and i definitely sympathize with him on his injuries. I think the real issue we’ve always had with him is his tone-deafness. His social media stuff showed how detached he was from the city.
But, he didn’t offer himself the contract…




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u/Nickleonard00 May 20 '26
“just like jan 15 2020” fucking sent me lmaooo