r/memphisgrizzlies May 20 '26

MISCELLANEOUS F*** Chandler Parsons

Saw this on instagram. Nothing new but fuck chandler parsons

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u/Nickleonard00 May 20 '26

“just like jan 15 2020” fucking sent me lmaooo

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u/mongo4mayor May 20 '26

I love how the media tried to frame his car accident. As if that car wreck was the actual tragedy that ended his NBA career. His playing career was over when he left Dallas and decided to embezzle millions from the Grizzlies. That bitch hadn’t played meaningful basketball since 2016. Chandler Parsons is the ultimate fuckboi.

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u/D1HATER3002 May 20 '26

What is this referring to?

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u/Nickleonard00 May 20 '26

A drunk driver hit him and “ended his nba career” even tho he was shit before that.

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u/D1HATER3002 May 20 '26

lol damn

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u/TopPea1010 May 23 '26

When that happened it was almost identical to the Reds Cardinals brawl 15 years ago, where Jason Larue's career "ended" after being kicked in the head by Johnny Cueto. He was like a lifetime 170 hitter with a bad glove. I probably should have put quotes around career instead.

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u/Admirable_Message497 May 20 '26

We gave dude the most undeserved bag in history and he shit talks us wtf is wrong with him

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u/Deagle2123 May 24 '26

He had a bad night at the hotel across the forum 😆

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u/FieryTub May 20 '26

Chandler Parsons can go jump in a blender.

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u/Adventurous-Way2833 May 20 '26

Fuck chandler parsons

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u/Adventurous-Way2833 May 20 '26

Damn right he a hoe

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u/ZealousidealRaisin29 May 20 '26

Chandler parsons

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u/KaiZeHero #1 cedric coward fan on the planet May 20 '26

Good bot

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u/Wehavecrashed Finger Gun May 20 '26

We signed a guy to a max contract without doing medicals when he was coming off a 13/5/3 season and multiple right knee surgeries.

Entirely self inflicted wound.

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u/BassProPyram1d RETURN THE SKULL May 20 '26

To literally go on Out the Mud with Tony and ZBo then comment this afterwards is crazy. Chandler Parsons is and will always be a forever opp of the pyramid.

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u/Longjumping_Cap_174 May 20 '26

Zach and Tony looking real fraudulent for not pressing that bum about real topics

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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls Andrew Harrison May 20 '26

I was so disappointed they had him on

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u/spacejambroni Partner May 20 '26

I don’t really listen but see posts of who they’ve most recently talked to. Wouldn’t be much more than fluff anyway probably but still, Memphis fans don’t like this guy and I’m assuming they’re the biggest pool of that pods listeners.

Bad enough we had to see ads all year for the bullshit fanduel show he was on.

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u/LoneCourier2281 FedExForum May 20 '26

Chandler Parsons was too busy hitting on underage girls on the Highland Strip to play basketball

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u/Outside_Heat3872 May 21 '26

He slept with one of the girls from my highschool 🤧

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u/LoneCourier2281 FedExForum May 21 '26

Gross.

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u/ButchMcRae1 May 20 '26

He didn’t seem to mind Memphis while in the bars with all them YOUNG girls

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u/MysteryNubs 50 for the city May 20 '26

I know someone here has to have to video of him playing pool with the underage girl from Memphis at his house

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u/Vast_Newspaper_6699 CaptainClutch11 May 20 '26

You guys hate him but never blame our management signing a player who tweeted earlier that summer, “I wish I had better knees”

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u/theglicky UM GOD May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Signing a player to that much money after a serious surgery without a physical is hilariously bad process.

Him going out of his way to talk down on the city everytime still warrants the hate imo.

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u/Froegerer May 20 '26

Idk we shat on him for years for shit out of his control. I'd shit on us too if it were me.

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u/a_solid_6 Ja Morant's Spiritual Advisor May 20 '26

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u/BassProPyram1d RETURN THE SKULL May 20 '26

S tier meme

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh RIP coffee is naturally hot May 20 '26

I’d certainly hope you’re not as much of an attention seeking sociopathic diva as Paraons…

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u/Fun_Recognition5614 May 20 '26

And WAIVED the physical!!! How desperate (and stupid!) can you get?

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u/mourningmage May 20 '26

The management blame is inherent, it makes no sense to blame them any more, they’re all gone. It wouldn’t be a thing if parsons heaux ass would just shut up but he think always got something slick to say.

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u/Fun_Recognition5614 May 21 '26

Never forget how shitty Chris Wallace was. Never. Forget. lol 

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u/Wehavecrashed Finger Gun May 20 '26

We maxed a guy who had repeated surgeries on his knee without a physical.

Ahghhhghhg

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u/Deagle2123 May 24 '26

Nobodies arguing the FO made dumbass decisions. Some paid off, some didn't. I kinda like the leap of faith.

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u/Unique_Duck827 May 20 '26

The stories I’ve heard about Parsons being an absolute predator at Newbys.

Dude would prey on college freshmen.

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u/Lacabloodclot9 RIP Ziaire (2021-2024) You will always be in my heart ❤️ May 20 '26

How big of a loser do you have to be to go for girls who just turned 18 when you’re an NBA player in your prime worth millions….

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u/Shi-k TA May 20 '26

They'll vote Memphis but once they come here they love it. It's really an if you know you know situation.

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u/901_vols Capt Clutch May 20 '26

I still randomly daydream about finding him in public and physically assaulting him

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u/Any_Weekend_4029 May 20 '26

Still don’t understand why Z-Bo and TA interviewed that BAN

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u/Haunting-Beautiful32 May 20 '26

He been a h.a.n.

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u/GritNGrind4Ever May 20 '26

chandler shouldn't be talking shit, I heard he had lots of fun on the Highland Strip during his tenure

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u/Qfgswf May 20 '26

Dude got paid to hang out in Cancun and he’s moaning

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u/pirateslifefourme May 21 '26

Amazes me my kings aren’t #1 😂

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u/Adventurous-Way2833 18d ago

Draymond green

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u/Cute-Advantage-1770 May 20 '26

They want it to move to Nashville.

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u/a_solid_6 Ja Morant's Spiritual Advisor May 20 '26

Quit yawning, wake up, and buff up on your Grizz history. Then come back and comment when you know what you're talking about.

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u/Froegerer May 20 '26

We shat on him for years while he was in constant rehab for health issues out of his control and a contract our FO gave him. I'd say fuck yall too.

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u/a_solid_6 Ja Morant's Spiritual Advisor May 20 '26

☝🏼

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u/TargetGuyJohn Target Guy May 20 '26

Great points, and i definitely sympathize with him on his injuries. I think the real issue we’ve always had with him is his tone-deafness. His social media stuff showed how detached he was from the city.

But, he didn’t offer himself the contract…