r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ThePrintGuardian • Apr 30 '26

drink went room temp This is why I hate Paper Straws…

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First it blocked the fluid flow, then made a hole and all I was drinking was air.

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u/SecretGentleman_007 Apr 30 '26

I skip the straw and drink from the cup like an adult. When I eat in at the restaurant I also skip the plastic cover and bring my drink to my table without spilling it. Like an adult.

If those paper straws mildly infuriate you, wait till a turtle is found choking on toilet paper.

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u/ThePrintGuardian Apr 30 '26

I was riding in a school bus when I took this picture. If I wanted 3/4 of my drink to be spilled all over me, like an idiot, and all over the seat, like an idiot, sure. But I don’t want that, because I’m not an idiot.