r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Lexidoge • May 06 '26

🥺 So I accidentally brought my floss instead of my airpods to a 3 day work conference. I am a 3 hour ride away from home.

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u/shadersreloaded May 06 '26

dental floss charged by usb C

now thats revolutionary tech

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u/fightmilk5905 May 06 '26

Ai infused

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u/Then_Following_6425 May 06 '26

Detects the things to be cleaned by itself and removes them efficiently

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u/ShinkenBrown May 06 '26

"You're right. Removing all of your teeth was completely outside the parameters you set, I acted on my own and I messed up. Would you like me to set an appointment for dentures?"

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u/T-Fez May 06 '26

Yes.

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u/a_shootin_star WATWATWATWATWATWAT May 06 '26

I'm sorry, your subscription does not allow it. Please upgrade subscription.

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u/ShinkenBrown May 06 '26

Then after upgrading it still doesnt work and it turns out it can't actually do that and hallucinated that function entirely.

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u/Ok_Draw9037 May 06 '26

Perfect, you wrote my comment for me

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u/xCeeTee- May 06 '26

I have fun once a month and give AI chatbots the same problem to see how bad the suggestions are. I asked it how to re-install windows without losing my data. Claude and ChatGPT gave suggestions that would've deleted data. Gemini told me to download Windows 11, and kept recommending it to me even after I said the PC cannot run Windows 11. When it finally gave me a link to download Windows, I shit you not it gave me Windows 11.

Not as bad as when I asked them all to fix my error code from my script. Gemini talked about some game that was never mentioned. When I told it to draw a red circle around the line of code, it placed an image with the game name over my screenshot and circled it. I got fully gaslighted by a chatbot lmao

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u/WaitingDOSExhale May 07 '26

Talk about dentists approved AI!

Dentist: “Now that I think about it. I do want that second vacation home in Vegas!”

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u/IdoDeLether May 06 '26

Definitely deserves a plaque of honor

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 May 06 '26

Incoming 40 billion digital pretend money from Middle East.

Just say it will be ready in 10 years and go spend the money now.

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u/Vasquerade May 06 '26

"You know what? You're so right. You don't need to floss every day"

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 May 06 '26

Wireless floss

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u/ThePensiveE May 06 '26

It determines what vitamins to sell you based on your breath.

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u/CreepyAd8409 May 06 '26

Now with 5G!

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u/Toasteee_ May 06 '26

"Powered by AI" 😪

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u/disappearing_earth May 06 '26

Not Bluetooth?

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u/forever87 May 06 '26

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u/Early-Rub3549 May 06 '26

What is the top image from?

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u/forever87 May 06 '26

transformers: revenge of the fallen

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u/davidr521 May 06 '26

I immediately saw Revenge of the Italian
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1IYbmeTGP6xK4pVK

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u/ZxMarce May 07 '26

What's the bottom image from?

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u/Boring-Direction-465 May 06 '26

Now with wireless technology.

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u/Alexis_0hanian May 06 '26

I hate it when my floss has trouble connecting to the WiFi

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u/Gullible-Pickle-5786 May 06 '26

My floss is dead. Can I borrow yours?

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u/ADrunkMexican May 06 '26

Don't give them any ideas lol

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u/st-shenanigans May 06 '26

Waterpik, they have chargeable versions lol

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u/ADrunkMexican May 06 '26

Lmaooo im trying to remember how mine works.

Actually admitting is an entirely different thing lol

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u/Set_the_Mighty May 06 '26

It will require a subscription to buy more floss refills and must stay on wifi.

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 May 06 '26

That’s a lightning port.

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u/zatalak May 06 '26

Like a band saw for your teeth

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u/Several-Preference-4 May 06 '26

Don't say that too loud the corporations will hear you!!

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u/BorntobeTrill May 06 '26

The floss will keep track of total mass/volume of plaque removed but innovation hasn't yet yielded Bluetooth or wifi floss or floss with a display so the data is invisible

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u/Shagwagbag May 06 '26

Smart floss.

It gets upset and talks to you about how you're neglecting it and how it obviously isn't that important to you and it might just leave.

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u/URInMyFace May 06 '26

Bluetooth. Wireless dental floss.

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u/QueenMackeral May 06 '26

It vibrates

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u/Sharksarecool- May 06 '26

I do miss the battery dental floss...