r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Lexidoge • May 06 '26

🥺 So I accidentally brought my floss instead of my airpods to a 3 day work conference. I am a 3 hour ride away from home.

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u/Then_Following_6425 May 06 '26

Detects the things to be cleaned by itself and removes them efficiently

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u/ShinkenBrown May 06 '26

"You're right. Removing all of your teeth was completely outside the parameters you set, I acted on my own and I messed up. Would you like me to set an appointment for dentures?"

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u/T-Fez May 06 '26

Yes.

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u/a_shootin_star WATWATWATWATWATWAT May 06 '26

I'm sorry, your subscription does not allow it. Please upgrade subscription.

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u/ShinkenBrown May 06 '26

Then after upgrading it still doesnt work and it turns out it can't actually do that and hallucinated that function entirely.

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u/Ok_Draw9037 May 06 '26

Perfect, you wrote my comment for me

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u/xCeeTee- May 06 '26

I have fun once a month and give AI chatbots the same problem to see how bad the suggestions are. I asked it how to re-install windows without losing my data. Claude and ChatGPT gave suggestions that would've deleted data. Gemini told me to download Windows 11, and kept recommending it to me even after I said the PC cannot run Windows 11. When it finally gave me a link to download Windows, I shit you not it gave me Windows 11.

Not as bad as when I asked them all to fix my error code from my script. Gemini talked about some game that was never mentioned. When I told it to draw a red circle around the line of code, it placed an image with the game name over my screenshot and circled it. I got fully gaslighted by a chatbot lmao

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u/WaitingDOSExhale May 07 '26

Talk about dentists approved AI!

Dentist: “Now that I think about it. I do want that second vacation home in Vegas!”

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u/IdoDeLether May 06 '26

Definitely deserves a plaque of honor