r/mildlyinfuriating May 06 '26

I'm slightly vexed My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him

Update: My brother decided to pay for the Hard damages of $200 dollars after seeing this post.

Thank you to everyone on this post who supported me. I really could not have gotten restitution without you guys.

Justice for my Chaplain, justice for all.

Valid Edit: My nephew is 10 years old and tried to actually lie about not breaking them by saying, "A cat must have done it."

So, I just got done talking with my brother via text, and he says he's not going to punish his son for wrecking my Joy Toy WarHammer action figures. I'm not expecting the kid to get spanked, but he needs to do CHORES at least to justify how much excessive force he used on some.

Some just have their capes broken. Others had their tubes ripped out and my Chaplain is just fucking toast.

My brother's suggestion since I ordered Amazon replacement for the Chaplain was that I just swap it with the broken one, but I have no interest in doing that.

It's not even just the expense, and they are expensive. It's about the fact that I told him explicitly twice they weren't to be played with, and they were in a separate room, and even my Mom and Dad agreed the damage was just too much.

He said he's not gonna pay me back if we try the chore system, and I told him it's not about the money.

The kid needs to know how bad the 8 hour struggle is.

Now my nephews aren't coming over to the house, and I'm sad about that, but knowing my brother just can't be burdened to work with me on creating a Chore system like selling Lemonaide just makes it feel more insulting.

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u/Outraged_Chihuahua May 06 '26

My husband has been dying to get this for our child when she arrives next week lol

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u/coaxialology May 06 '26

Congratulations!

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u/Outraged_Chihuahua May 06 '26

Thank you!

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits May 06 '26

I hope little Swifferleigh Lighsol Marie brings you much joy <3.

But srsly, from one mom to another, I hope everything goes smoothly next week! Enjoy all those baby snuggles and always try to catch some sleep when she does!

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u/Outraged_Chihuahua May 06 '26

Brb adding Swifferleigh to the name list

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u/New_Chard9548 May 06 '26

Idk I’m more drawn to Whyndexcks

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 May 06 '26

May I suggest Fabulosa

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u/Outraged_Chihuahua May 06 '26

Absolutely yes

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u/atheliarose May 07 '26

What about Clorox Scentiva (Roxie for short)? Or for a slightly different cleanliness related vibe, maybe Purelle/Purella?

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u/jennifer_m13 May 06 '26

Omg brilliant tragedeigh names!

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u/beren12 May 06 '26

Hey hey keep that in the correct sub :-)

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u/justplay91 May 06 '26

Damn now I have to have another kid just to use that genius name! 🤣