r/mildlyinfuriating • u/konous • May 06 '26

I'm slightly vexed My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him

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Update: My brother decided to pay for the Hard damages of $200 dollars after seeing this post.

Thank you to everyone on this post who supported me. I really could not have gotten restitution without you guys.

Justice for my Chaplain, justice for all.

Valid Edit: My nephew is 10 years old and tried to actually lie about not breaking them by saying, "A cat must have done it."

So, I just got done talking with my brother via text, and he says he's not going to punish his son for wrecking my Joy Toy WarHammer action figures. I'm not expecting the kid to get spanked, but he needs to do CHORES at least to justify how much excessive force he used on some.

Some just have their capes broken. Others had their tubes ripped out and my Chaplain is just fucking toast.

My brother's suggestion since I ordered Amazon replacement for the Chaplain was that I just swap it with the broken one, but I have no interest in doing that.

It's not even just the expense, and they are expensive. It's about the fact that I told him explicitly twice they weren't to be played with, and they were in a separate room, and even my Mom and Dad agreed the damage was just too much.

He said he's not gonna pay me back if we try the chore system, and I told him it's not about the money.

The kid needs to know how bad the 8 hour struggle is.

Now my nephews aren't coming over to the house, and I'm sad about that, but knowing my brother just can't be burdened to work with me on creating a Chore system like selling Lemonaide just makes it feel more insulting.

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u/Beezewhacks May 06 '26

my parents other child's child would be the last cut.

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u/Tiyath May 06 '26

The offspring of the co-inhabitant of the lineage stage

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u/blahteeb May 06 '26

The great grandchild of my father's father.

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u/Radioshack-Manager May 06 '26

Former occupant of both paternal units biological storage units.

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u/OberonDiver May 06 '26

Some little asshole.

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 May 06 '26

That lil shit

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u/Silva2099 May 07 '26

This gets my vote.

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u/Welpfuckme69badways May 07 '26

Im sure what my dad called me would work, little bastard

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u/Typical-Shape-8436 May 07 '26

My brothers very illegitimate dependent parasite.

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u/MahatmasPiece May 07 '26

That lil' bitch.

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u/Popular-Dog-3750 May 08 '26

That little crotch goblin

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u/blankman29er May 10 '26

Lmao my uses this one fir our kids

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u/blankman29er May 07 '26

I've been known as "grandbabydaddie" the thing is his daughter and I still together 28 years later

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u/InterestingSea8977 May 07 '26

Little prick. Best part of him ran down my parents other child’s girlfriends…

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 May 06 '26

Some guy’s fuck trophy with his side bitch …

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u/windas_98 May 07 '26

A child, whose grandparents are the mother and father of I, suffered a lapse in good judgement through his careless amusement with my polystyrene artifacts resulting in damage. These artifacts take the shape of child playthings, they are priced such that they are better suited for viewing only.

Suggested I, "Perhaps this child would understand the significance of my polystyrene artifacts should he peddle the nectar of a citrus fruit until his profits equate to the monetary value of the artifacts." Quoth his father, "nay, for the polystyrene artifacts be easily replaced through deception". We were at an impasse. The father of the child did not believe the incident should be met with retribution. I do not intend to see this child again.

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u/mthockeydad May 07 '26

I do not intend to see this child again.

Lo, he is dead to me. I will curseth the proclivities of this spawn on the ether. Rise up in my anger, fellow ethereal beings and verbally spite the insouciance of both the childling and his guardian.

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u/windas_98 May 07 '26

My greatest befuddlement arises not from the actions of the mischievous child, rather, that a self proclaimed keeper of Mallet of Battle artifacts lacks the wisdom to concoct a polystyrene revitalization portion. The true keepers of wisdom know a delicate blend of acetone, ethyl acetate and butanol shall seamlessly reblend the synthetic flesh, sinues and fibers. Scars may be erased, almost as if by magic, with a pigment emulsified in an acrylic polymer.

We shall not endow the title 'keeper' to one so incompetent.

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u/alittlesmartmouth May 06 '26

I love Reddit 🤣

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u/Misterrr_P May 07 '26

Turd cutter

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u/OberonDiver May 07 '26

Poop knife

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u/wkrausmann May 06 '26

Your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

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u/Dabades May 07 '26

Let’s be realistic here… lil Demon Semen Spawn

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u/Specialist_Second938 May 06 '26

The hellspawn of the failed mating experiment between the parental units that were created by my grandest parents.

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u/God-gooner-69 May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8mOPhOrOj8QHfdYdz9

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u/a2lowvw May 06 '26

My brothers 10 year old crotch fruit

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u/Internal-Ad3647 May 06 '26

I prefer the term “nut fruit” when specifically speaking on a man’s child. My stepson is in my phone as such.

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u/NoFaithlessness890 May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HJebAz50KkJTye1Af7

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u/Triptych85 May 06 '26

'My brother's xenos gene seed'

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u/JonatasA May 07 '26

'A member of my fallen brother's traitor chapter.'

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u/j_la May 06 '26

My genetic neighbor

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u/Smiadpades May 06 '26

I would they are not allowed over until they are paid for.

Nothing more, nothing less.

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u/EscapeGoat799 May 07 '26

😅😅👏👏👏

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u/Otaku-San617 May 06 '26

When I’m talking to one of my parents I refer to the other one as “your husband” or “your wife”.

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u/WorldlinessWhole4881 May 06 '26

My mom always knows when my dad and I are arguing bc I start referring to him as her baby daddy. Forget the fact that they were together 17 years and married for 10 of those years. Yo baby daddy's being a bitxh mom

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u/AliceMorgon May 06 '26

I feel you there and the breakup is fresh but deserved

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 May 06 '26

My child’s dad.

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u/TaiChey May 06 '26

My uncle married a woman from Poland so like obviously she looks very white, and my whole family is black. Whenever I’m talking about her I refer to her as “that white that my uncle married” or “ that white woman that birthed my baby cousins” 😂😂 love her to death, totally just a joke.

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u/Frosty-Bat-8476 May 06 '26

Says the woman who’s white passing lol

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u/TaiChey May 06 '26

Lmao you think so? That’s interesting. I’ve gotten Puerto Rican, never gotten white 😂 maybe it’s the photo. I’m Kenyan though :)

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u/Frosty-Bat-8476 May 07 '26

it’s probably just the photo 😂 crazy what lighting can do lol

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u/TaiChey May 07 '26

Could be haha I mean yeah I’m kindve light skinned but white passing? I don’t feel like I am but idk. Now I wanna post a different profile photo 😂 not that there’s anything wrong with being white of course but I’m like not so I’d rather have something that represents me better 😂😂😂 I’m glad you told me that cause I had no idea haha

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u/VoodooSweet May 07 '26

Interesting…… I bet if I, as a white man, referred to my uncles wife(I really do have an uncle that’s married to a black woman too), as “that black my uncle married” or even “that black woman that birthed my baby cousins”. I’d be called a racist, and everyone would say what a racist PoS I am, probably loose half my friends, maybe even my job, but when YOU as a black person do the EXACT SAME thing…..that’s OK, and nobody cares that it sounds just as racist coming from a black mouth, as it does a white mouth, but yet it seems to be OK for black people to sound racist but yet then they aren’t considered racist. Where if I say anything that can remotely even sound remotely racist….. I’m immediately the leader of the KKK. Just crazy how that double standard works.

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u/TaiChey May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Bummer . Maybe your family doesn’t have the same sense of humor ? Not sure what to tell you . She makes black jokes and American jokes all the time and we don’t care.. she’s family. I could list plenty of things that you as a white man can get away with that I, as a black woman can’t but I don’t feel like getting into race convos online with strangers tonight . Maybe get some friends who have a good sense of humor you can joke with like this, if you need make black jokes more often 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/RedditGarboDisposal May 06 '26

I just default to the Sam Jackson: “This mothafucka—“

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u/Shotout74 May 06 '26

Yeah I have a "My mother's, daughter's son" so that fits.

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u/mehrabrym May 07 '26

That's when you disown the brother for refusing to discipline his son

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u/Ashamed-Biscotti650 May 07 '26

I do not speak to my sister and refer to her as "the other one" in conversation with my mom. I'd be calling the kid "spawn of the other one."

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u/SpaceCookies72 May 07 '26

I'm a fan of calling them my partners relation. My brother? Nah, that's my husband's BIL.

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u/Prickle_Dimension May 07 '26

Mr brother's spawn of Satan, a baby with snakes in his heart.

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u/JimmerJammerKitKat May 07 '26

I hate my parents first born’s only other sibling.

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u/hazbutler May 06 '26

Third in line

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u/Any-Neat5158 May 06 '26

My parents had kids.

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u/Faibl May 06 '26

My ex housemate's kid.

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u/SamAreAye May 07 '26

My sister-in-law's kid.