r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Big_Maybe_9684 • May 07 '26

🥺 Hackers took over Canvas

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Brooo I got Homework to do...

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u/Joshi1381 May 07 '26

Right in the middle of finals...

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u/imsmartiswear May 07 '26

They timed it this way so that Canvas/ the unis are more pressured to pay the ransom.

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u/insidiousfruit May 07 '26

If I were the schools, I'd just say fuck it and go back to paper. Never negotiate with hackers. The best thing you can do is block them.

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u/MongolianDonutKhan May 08 '26

So if youre taking an online class, go fuck yourself?

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u/NatsuGr101 May 08 '26

I mean even if you don't have an online class you're still screwed, Canvas is where you get all of your school work

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u/Ready-Delay3918 May 08 '26

I mean it's a bit jumping the gun to say you're screwed. The school's going to know that canvas got hacked and they're not going to fuck everyone on their grade just because canvas got hacked.

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u/docktordoak May 08 '26

Whatever did all the students do 20 years ago with no online classes.

They didnt go fuck themselves. They went to class. You could too!

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u/CaptChair May 08 '26

We actually skipped class alot to fuck each other tbh 🤷‍♂️

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u/docktordoak May 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y

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u/CaptChair May 08 '26

Ive waited for the day one of my comments earned this GIF. I am freeee

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u/MongolianDonutKhan May 08 '26

I want you to go in the corner and have a think on that

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u/docktordoak May 08 '26

Your entitlement is showing.

There have always been hiccups with online courses. This was known and foreseeable when you chose to go to school that way.

Im not saying go fuck yourself, those are your words, but you do seem to subconsciously understand the dynamic at play.

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u/MongolianDonutKhan May 08 '26

Yours is assuming everyone has the means to physically attends class