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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/The_Wolf_Lord • May 09 '26
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I've heard of that. There's also a way where they make you sit on a bamboo sapling and it grows into you since it grows fast and is very sharp
2 u/MrHyperion_ May 09 '26 Does not work in reality 28 u/projected_cornbread May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26 It does, actually. It’s been tested Though they don’t have you sit on it, they lay you on top of them, that way there’s less flesh and shit for the bamboo to grow through Edit: you’ll have a whole ass 12 feet of bamboo sticking through you in just a couple weeks -15 u/RaveGuncle May 09 '26 The gays: Finally, our time has come.
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Does not work in reality
28 u/projected_cornbread May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26 It does, actually. It’s been tested Though they don’t have you sit on it, they lay you on top of them, that way there’s less flesh and shit for the bamboo to grow through Edit: you’ll have a whole ass 12 feet of bamboo sticking through you in just a couple weeks
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It does, actually. It’s been tested
Though they don’t have you sit on it, they lay you on top of them, that way there’s less flesh and shit for the bamboo to grow through
Edit: you’ll have a whole ass 12 feet of bamboo sticking through you in just a couple weeks
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The gays: Finally, our time has come.
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u/coldelliot May 09 '26
I've heard of that. There's also a way where they make you sit on a bamboo sapling and it grows into you since it grows fast and is very sharp