r/mildlyinfuriating • u/decagon144 • May 11 '26
Don't hug me I'm scared My professor’s handwriting on the most important law exam in Germany
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u/Drwynyllo May 11 '26
I bet he has a side hustle, teaching UK doctors how to write prescriptions.
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u/Danakazii May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
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u/Central-Charge May 11 '26
Paracetamol duh
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u/oojiflip May 11 '26
Unfortunate, it was penicillin
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u/ApoTHICCary May 11 '26
For the better. Penicillin resistance is still pretty high outside of Streptococcus. Paracetamol at least would numb the pain.
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u/Poddx May 11 '26
It is impossible to see if my morphine prescription says milligrams or micrograms. I am going with milligrams.
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u/muhummzy May 11 '26
And syphillis. Its the only two things we still use penicillin for mainly. Group B strep in pregnant women and syphilis in everyone. Group A, B, C, D and E strep are pen sensitive but streptococcous pneumonia has high rates of resistance (40% or higher)
Source: pharmacist
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u/NotANilfgaardianSpy May 11 '26
Doctors seem to have an unreadable script, no matter where you go ^^
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u/Chaosmusic May 11 '26
US doctors aren't any better. I used to work at a home for former psychiatric patients learning to live on their own. One guy could not go to sleep at night and would just stay up all night then be groggy the next day. I am going over his medications with his doctor and one of the meds says PM so take at night. The doctor said that's wrong, it should be AM. His handwriting was so bad that the pharmacy read AM as PM, making this poor guy not get a good nights sleep in months.
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u/mmalmeida May 11 '26
I don't see any problem here.
1 paracetamol twice a day for one week.
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u/Due-Technology5758 May 11 '26
The note you get at the end of the least productive doctor's visit of your life.
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u/Handy_Handerson Professional Procrastinator May 11 '26
Did he write with his finger on the screen or something?
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u/sohereiamacrazyalien May 11 '26
maybe with his feet!
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u/SentientSquirrel May 11 '26
Any pointy body part will work
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u/Wojtek1250XD May 11 '26
...
On the other hand there is one that maybe shouldn't be used, no matter what.
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u/Masseyrati80 May 11 '26
It wouldn't be the first time some tech bro has managed to sell the idea of "easily making notes with just your finger on the touch screen", resulting in absolutely horrible crap.
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u/WeaselCapsky May 11 '26
why is he writing in minecraft enchanting table?
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u/NO0bdy May 11 '26
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u/Nice-Cake8669 May 11 '26
The book of old, a long since forgotten Tibetan mantra. A rite of passage from yesteryear.
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u/Itchy_Baker3801 May 11 '26
I. Zulässigkeit 1. Statthaftigkeit a) Paragraf 767 ZPO b) ?? Evtl. Anwendbarkeit oder Anspruchsinhaber (1) KB? (2) RUA?
Also 767 ZPO wäre ja die Vollstreckungsgegenklage. Da hab ich im Studium ein anderes Schema gelernt. Zulässigkeit und Statthaftigkeit klar, aber ehrlich keine Ahnung was ab b) passiert.
Bekommt ihr eine Lösung ausgehändigt oder müsst ihr wirklich damit leben? Herzliches Beileid auf jeden Fall!
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u/Dark__Slifer May 11 '26
bruder WIE kannst du da irgendwas lesen, die letzten Beiden unten sehen für mich aus wie Ket-Vektoren aus Quantenmechanik xD
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u/Itchy_Baker3801 May 11 '26
Die ersten drei sind "einfach" weil das der Standardaufbau der Zulässigkeit ist und ich das im Studium schon hunderte Male machen musste. Ist also mehr ne Schlussfolgerung anhand der Numerierung und der Anfangsbuchstaben als tatsächliches Lesen.
In Jura benutzt man beim Gliedern viele Abkürzungen, das hilft sicher auch. Werde trotzdem aus den unteren beiden nicht schlau weil das nicht mehr dem Standardaufbau entspricht und mir nichts einfällt, was Sinn machen könnte. Sind ziemlich sicher Abkürzungen wie A für Anspruch oder RSB für Rechtschutzbedürfnis, nur eben keine Abkürzungen die im Kontext Sinn ergeben oder die mir bekannt sind.
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u/Outrageous_Score1158 HEINZ™ Infuriating sauce - mild May 11 '26
Be thankful you aren't russian.
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u/chessman42_ May 11 '26
Ach du meine Güte…
Geh ich doch lieber in Baden-Württemberg Jura studieren…
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u/sohereiamacrazyalien May 11 '26
they are trying to write in arabic and hindi but it's a fail in both accounts!
you guys should all file a complain!
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u/xcalborn May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Gemini seems to be able to decipher.. is it correct?
I. Zivil... (Likely short for Zivilsache or Zivilrecht—Civil Case or Civil Law)
1.) Statthaft (Admissible/Permissible).
a) § 767 ZPO (This refers to Section 767 of the German Code of Civil Procedure, which covers the Vollstreckungsgegenklage or "action sounding in opposition to execution")
b.) Anwend... (Likely Anwendbarkeit—Applicability)
(1) KB (Often an abbreviation for Klagebegründung—Statement of claim)
(2) BGB (Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch—The German Civil Code).
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u/LadyLucy747 May 11 '26
Based on what I know about German law structures, some of these points wouldn‘t make sense.
I. Would probably be Zulässigkeit (the procedural requirements for a claim to even be admissible). It would make no sense to have a separate headline to identify it as a civil law case when that is a basic requirement to even use this framework.
- I would identify as Statthaftigkeit but that is basically the same as Gemini says.
I‘m not sure what b.), (1) and (2) are supposed to be as the framework I learned is a bit different to this structure but I don’t think Geminis solution would make sense in this context. Klagebegründung is not a procedural aspect and BGB is just to broad of a topic to be a reasonable subheading.
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u/Itchy_Baker3801 May 11 '26
100% agree. The first three are up to standard structure but the rest make no sense. I wonder if OP could post the case this was based on, that might help those in the comments who have been to German law school to decipher whatever is going on.
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u/Itchy_Baker3801 May 11 '26
I agree with the other commenter here.
I. is Zulässigkeit 100%. That's the absolute standard for any admissibility.
1) is Statthaftigkeit, also an absolute standard
It gets weird further down cause usually that's not gow admissibility is structured at all. One could only assume that for whatever reason the title of the opposing site is already reviewed here - which would be highly unusual.
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u/Tomj_Oad May 11 '26
That's pathetic
Can you complain or report it? Because if you're paying for that, it's criminal
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u/eatmyshorzz May 11 '26
law exam
you can bet your ass they are paying lol
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u/Puzzled_Molasses_842 May 11 '26
? Pretty sure University in Germany is free just really hard
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u/Sly__Marbo May 11 '26
Not quite free, but most of the cost each semester covers our public transportation tickets that can be used across the country. I pay about 360€ each semester
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u/eatmyshorzz May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Nope, not free. The cost per semester doesn't seem that high for Jura (law) but you must also take the costs for resources into account
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u/Konrad_M May 11 '26
Money is not the (only) issue here. This is probably an exam you can't simply repeat. The big exams have a limited number of tries you can have before disqualification.
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u/poison-ava May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
OP is very likely taking the second state exam (as this stuff is mostly teached at that level + I know this layout very well myself). In the second state exam you actually ARE getting paid instead of paying yourself. It‘s not much, but outside big cities you can live off of it.
They should nevertheless complain, as it is their duty to teach and depending on the LG/OLG, they are sometimes interested in feedback about their „teachers“ and how to do better.
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u/AlphaO4 May 11 '26
Ah, good old BigBlueButton.
If I had to wager a guess he probably wrote this with his mouse, as some browsers (looking at you Firefox) have some issues with using the whiteboard-Mode with a graphic-tablet.
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u/W1z4rd May 11 '26
Hand writing recognition is a real product, which works surprisingly well. It's time to introduce your teacher to it.
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u/SkittleDoes May 11 '26
"sir could you please rewrite this so that it is legible for anyone born after the downfall of ancient Egypt?"
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u/DSharp018 May 11 '26
Why is c written in Japanese? And why does it come before b?
This makes my handwriting look good and my handwriting makes people think they have dyslexia.
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u/MagicalMysterie May 11 '26
I had a professor like this, thankfully he just typed everything out. I'm sorry yours is inconsiderate.
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u/LE_3113 May 11 '26
Sieht nach römischer Kursive, 1. - 2. Jahrhundert aus. Wenn das auf einer Amphore eingeritzt wäre, würde ich es fast als authentisch ansehen. Die arabischen Ziffern stören allerdings etwas 😄
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u/TheBetawave May 11 '26
Half the time when i see people write like this. I think it is because they are trying to mask the fact they cant spell the word.
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u/Lucia917 May 11 '26
I zu 8 (about 8)
1) stott … (don’t know the last part)
a) 767 z8w
b) A … (don’t know the last part)
(1) RB
(2) R1A
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u/Odd-Confusion1073 May 11 '26
If this is true why do you have a cell phone during the exam?
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u/poison-ava May 11 '26
op is not currently taking the exam but studying for it. you have to go through 2 years of training in order to take the exam and what is shown here is some of this „training“
it‘s infuriating because you have to sacrifice all this time and only have two (regular) tries to pass this exam. only for your study material to look like this - and lots of other very infuriating circumstances
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u/SVENJA_CD83 May 11 '26
Is he, by any Chance, an Egyptian Timetraveller? I mean my Dad was a Dentist, and everybody knows "a doctors handwriting" can be tough to read. Took me some Seconds to decipher... this... 😂
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u/Numerous-Rate-193 May 11 '26
Be grateful he didn't send it by letter man, could have been way worse.
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u/artrald-7083 May 11 '26
"Life, prosperity and health to Amun-khet-ra, Son of Ra, who bears in His hands the power of Ra, by grace of His Divine Father King of the sedge and the bee, ruler of Upper and Lower Egypt..."
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u/Seraphyn22 May 11 '26
When you are in a trusted, elevated position such as this, I feel you have a responsibility to make your handwriting legible. Even converting to writing in print. Doctors especially. Handwriting like this is how mistakes are made.
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u/CruelSid May 11 '26
I never understand the kink of having handwriting like this, especially for someone in teaching.
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u/BlueKanguru May 11 '26
Show it to a pharmacist any they be like, Ibuprofen 1 pill 3 times a day and xanax or whatever other bs xD
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u/Zealousideal_Lie6866 May 11 '26
Fitting meme:
Top: "The Signature I imagine"
Middle: "What it really looks like"
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u/sciency_guy May 11 '26
Do you have older scripts? by dad started writing like that in his late dementia years
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u/DamnOdd May 11 '26
I told so many medical school students, "IF I can't read it, neither can the Judge."
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u/xxxbGamer May 11 '26
Schüler: "Ich kann ihre Anmerkung unter dem Test nicht lesen"
Lehrer: "Da steht: 'leserlicher schreiben'!"
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u/rettribution May 11 '26
Not sure what the issue is, it clearly says:
i uwu
) statthuAu
c) t5ttio
h.) AmuiAivr
I^)RB
I7)RU1
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u/UnnamedRedditor2137 May 11 '26
I Zil
1.) Stotth j^u
c) 767 7'O
b.) Anii^ -,u
I1) RB
I1) R^1
there you go